Story is false...woman from US made those pics, sent to boyfriend in Iraq.

nsfw

nice box

I support this soldier... with my cock.

story is false indeed

where'd she get the BFG 5000?

Wow, she has a gun. Everything about this story must be true.

Looks best from behind.

She has sagamuffins.

Look out! She's got a cUzi!

Ahh, what do I care if the story is true or not? She has boobies.

Then someone please explain how she is able to obtain an M16 with a M203 grenade launcher attachment. Second she must of spent a lot of time to create surroundings similar to those found in the barracks of Iraq, right down to the box of bottle water with arabic writing.

/spent a year in that shiathole...believes its real

I'd hit it...

/with the butt end of the rifle

I think it's real too.

The brand of water, Tylos, is manufactured by these folks.

1) The pictures are taken in a shiathole.
2) Looks like an M-16 with an attached M-203 (I sometimes try to pretend that I know something about guns).
3) Military-style vest thingy.
4) Semi-automatic pistol of some sort (as I said, I don't actually know much about guns in reality).
5) Tylos water is made by the al-Sayer group, which is a Kuwaiti company.
6) Ugly

Conclusion: Likely real.

Agreed, it's probably real. If it's fake she went to great lengths to fake it. The way I heard it was that she took the pics to send to her boyfriend/husband/whatever.

*shrug*

Regarding #4, I have studied the pictures in more detail and reached the conclusion* that the pistol in question is a Beretta 92FS, which further supports the authenticity of the pictures.

*Again, I'm just pretending to know something.

I guessing explosion when this hits the front page.

I should also mention that if you open this link, you aren't a good American and you aren't supporting our troops.

Yes, I'm being serious.

Serious like a whimsical joke

It's actually the military version of the Beretta 92, also known as the M9... it's slightly different. And the "military style vest thingy" is called a LBV (Load Bearing Vest).

I don't know though, maybe a Farkette can clarify my doubt. Wouldn't a clit ring in a non-clean environment with possible long intervals between showers be a bad idea? Also, her pubic hair is shaved into a perfect triangle... not really something you have time to do in a war zone.

Those are the only reason why I think this set of pictures is complete bullshiat. Otherwise the surroundings and equipment is pretty convincing. Anyone with me?

2004-12-14 09:30:42 PM PJford15

Wouldn't a clit ring in a non-clean environment with possible long intervals between showers be a bad idea? Also, her pubic hair is shaved into a perfect triangle... not really something you have time to do in a war zone.

Well, as far as we know she could be a specialist of some sort who really doesn't see combat and has a bit of time to fark around, and she might have inserted the ring and shaved herself just for the purposes of the pictures. I dunno. Can you take a clit ring out for an extended period of time and have the piercing remain?

I wonder how many Iraqi kittens are dead because of this.

elchip:

Well, as far as we know she could be a specialist of some sort who really doesn't see combat and has a bit of time to fark around


Medical and quartermasters would have this kind of time.

It is a good thing that we don't live in a puritanical society that will absolutely flip out and go nuts over this. They can kill as many people as they want, but god forbid we see them naked.

Who cares if it's fake? It's still teh boobies.

Boobies are great, regardless.

What a surprise. She has a skank badge.

The only thing that leads to this being real is that water, but it's available in the middle east everywhere.

-She sure is wearing a lot of jewelry to be military.
-The guns and accessories can all be purchased in the states legally.
-Most likely it's a hooker posing for a GI.

2004-12-14 10:02:21 PM damitjim

The only thing that leads to this being real is that water, but it's available in the middle east everywhere.

Why would she go through the trouble of procuring the water for a silly photo shoot?

-She sure is wearing a lot of jewelry to be military.

She could have bought it in the street, or brought it from home for the purpose of wearing it on occasions like this.

-The guns and accessories can all be purchased in the states legally.

All right, it's possible that she found an Armalite AR-15 and a Beretta 92FS... but an M203 grenade launcher?

-Most likely it's a hooker posing for a GI.

You'd think they could recruit a better-looking hooker for this purpose.

While I'm not flat-out saying that you're wrong, it just seems like too much effort was done to make it look real. *shrug*

Yes, a grenade launcher is available legally in the US. When traveling to a warzone... one does not pack 'jewelry' for playtime. One packs what they can carry. As for the looks of the hooker... you take what you can get over there.

First, show me where you can purchase a M203 grenade launcher legally.
Second, I can guarantee those photos were taken in a building that use to be occupied by the Iraqi Army. The last photo shows a drawing of an eye on the wall. I have been to numerous Iraqi military outposts and have seen the same drawings on the wall of barracks that were once used by the Iraqi Army. If these photos are fake then I take my hat off to the people for doing their research

To echo the other farkers: Would the US Armed forces allow such hardware between the legs? I'm thinking not.

Also many soldiers were able to stop in Kuwait before heading up north and I know of many soldiers who bought jewelry there because the prices were cheap.

2004-12-14 10:32:58 PM kingOFgEEEks

To echo the other farkers: Would the US Armed forces allow such hardware between the legs?

I'm sure it can be hidden. I don't think the military performs daily vaginal searches, unless you're incarcerated at Abu Ghraib. And if she is the real McCoy, she's certainly not the "follow all the rules to the letter" type!

2004-12-14 10:34:14 PM ugandangiant

Also many soldiers were able to stop in Kuwait before heading up north and I know of many soldiers who bought jewelry there because the prices were cheap.

Somehow I doubt you can find many clit rings in Kuwait.

I was gonna say, it seems awfully hard to accidentally take 10 naked pictures.

kingOFgEEEks:

To echo the other farkers: Would the US Armed forces allow such hardware between the legs? I'm thinking not.

I know for a fact you can have nipple rings so I don't see why this would be a problem.

So_it_goes: I was gonna say, it seems awfully hard to accidentally take 10 naked pictures.

She accidentally forgot to delete them not take them.

Big Ern
BFG 5000 - that is farking hilarious

damitjim:

When traveling to a warzone... one does not pack 'jewelry' for playtime. One packs what they can carry

Should I tell my friend to stop using his playstation 2 and mail it back home because there is no "playtime"

Where in the army do they have mattresses like that?

You buy them at them PX. They sell for 25 dollars over there. Some units actually supply them for all their soldiers

If it's true, that's hilarious.....ly sad. She's risking her life for us, guys! Fighting for justice with that pierced thing. Ew.

I'm an infantryman and even though women can't be in my unit we often have female soldiers attached as medics or clerks, etc. Believe me, they do not have the time to get undressed and clean themselves with soap and water. True, it may be possible this is legit... just not probable.

Often we don't even have latrines for females let alone showers, soap, etc.

And I'm in Texas!

kingOFgEEEks:

To echo the other farkers: Would the US Armed forces allow such hardware between the legs? I'm thinking not.

G_Fish

I know for a fact you can have nipple rings so I don't see why this would be a problem.

As far as the AF goes (.pdf), as long as it's not visible through the clothing (the head is another story), you can wear it. That being said, they don't condone or encourage body piercings at all. My ex had her nipples pierced and had a doctors appointment. Long story short, she got an earful from the doctor after they were discovered in the exam. And of course, any regulation is open to interpretation (which usually goes the way you don't want it to). I can't speak for any other branches.

meh. Nice story, nice Boobies. Is any of it real?

Looks like she keeps a Marks-a-lot under her left boob at all times.

Is it ok to say you wouldn't hit it if you have a hot girlfriend? Because I would NOT hit it.

/thinks it's fake

Anyone else notice that "watermark" on the photos? If you look really close, you can see the site tried to blur out the original address and simply pasted their own on top of it. In most of the pictures, you can clearly make out the "www".

On that alone, my vote is fake, but fark it...boobies.

She's hot, and it's fake...not because of what's present in the picture, but because of WHAT'S MISSING: no dog tags.

jook

Maybe she took them off?

/fapfapfapfap

I hope theyre real because that place she's in is a real shiat hole.

C'mon guys

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