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(News.com.au) Amusing "Show us your tits" sign lands Australian Army helicopter crew in hot water   (news.com.au) divider line 57
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Darcius 2004-11-02 04:53:59 AM  
"This type of behaviour is totally unacceptable and will not be condoned by the Australian Army," the spokesman said.

And yet completely hilarious. Onya boys!

 
labman [TotalFark] 2004-11-02 07:37:25 AM  
It's not like they were forcing people to show their tits. It was just a polite invitation that most people declined and snickered at. BFD.

 
Darkhop 2004-11-02 07:51:09 AM  
Tater Tits surrender.

 
SafariShane 2004-11-02 08:35:56 AM  
Come on people, this really only offends women with saggy tata's, or really tiny ones, and last I checked the tiny tittie and gravity brigades were not protected classes.

 
pogue 2004-11-02 08:43:17 AM  
SafariShane,

The other offended class is girly-men who don't fly helicopters and don't solicit tit-flashing.

 
Detective Sandy V. 2004-11-02 09:44:56 AM  
Again, what is not to like about Australia?

 
frodnonnag 2004-11-02 09:45:32 AM  
this article is useless without pics
(from the helecopter)

 
davilan 2004-11-02 09:45:58 AM  
And where ARE those pictures from the helicopter...

 
refarkedbeans [TotalFark] 2004-11-02 09:47:11 AM  
This thread is useless without pics.

 
Brains 2004-11-02 09:48:10 AM  
A helicopter is a good vantage point for viewing the tufted titmouse

 
thurilok [TotalFark] 2004-11-02 09:49:11 AM  
Pffft. This story is from Australia. Australia isn't a real place, it's entirely fictional.

 
Obstacle1 2004-11-02 09:49:13 AM  
What a tease. Post boobies or die.

/way better than vote or die.

 
God-- [TotalFark] 2004-11-02 09:49:18 AM  
PICS!!!

 
Danger Mouse 2004-11-02 09:50:38 AM  
Why the hell does everyone want to see pics of a helicopter?

I don't get it.

 
PoppaStoppa 2004-11-02 09:50:51 AM  
The photo attracted a variety of mostly approving comments on the website's forum, including "Onya boys!!!!" and "Now how about the shots taken from the helicopter please?"

i understand the part about asking for pics from the helicopter... but wtf does "Onya Boys!!!" mean?? sounds like something someone yells to warn ppl..... "He's onya boys! The priest is onya boys!!!!"

is it one of those sayings down there down under?? kinda like our "ya'll" down south?

I'm very confused... so i'm going to jibjab to decide who to vote for today

 
Joao 2004-11-02 09:50:56 AM  
The original image -

 
Zentelis 2004-11-02 09:51:34 AM  
Good use for the tag, IMO

 
KillianLett 2004-11-02 09:51:42 AM  
GIS for helicopter tits =


 
Dagger_Bag 2004-11-02 09:52:38 AM  
the sign..



 
Smed 2004-11-02 09:52:50 AM  
Over-horny Farkers still encouraged.

 
seffner 2004-11-02 09:52:58 AM  

 
AceClown 2004-11-02 09:53:26 AM  
Australian Army?

WTF, I didn't even know Australia had an army.

 
ferfer72 2004-11-02 09:54:58 AM  
"An investigation is under way and the crew of the aircraft have been stood down while the investigation is under way."

And did he mention the investigation is under way?

The image ended up on the website of the Professional Pilots Rumour Network.

They have a RUMOUR NETWORK!!! That is so cool! Pilots are girly rumour-mongers.

 
GIJoeBob 2004-11-02 09:55:28 AM  

 
The_Original_Roxtar 2004-11-02 09:55:29 AM  
hey, farkettes... show ME your tits

 
mark12A 2004-11-02 09:55:32 AM  
What? People were offended by the crew's request to see the
Tactical
Information
Terminal
Screen display? They needed information on other aircraft in the area.


/PPrune rocks. Great site.

 
mechanical underwear 2004-11-02 09:55:53 AM  
hehe

This brings back memories of Spring Break in Panama City last year. Eight of us girls decided we would support our troops by flashing the Coastguard helicopters that fly up and down the beach! Just trying to raise their...morale. ;)

 
Ouroborus 2004-11-02 09:56:09 AM  
If they were carrying beads it would have been OK

 
hotshott41187 2004-11-02 09:56:11 AM  
Didn't they know mardi gras is not for a couple more months?

/those crazy aussies

 
camelclub [TotalFark] 2004-11-02 09:56:53 AM  
Behold the power of Fark. If it's in the news, some farker will find a picture of it.

 
iamklaatu 2004-11-02 09:59:09 AM  
I'd love to see this happen in downtown Baghdad.

 
luckyeddie 2004-11-02 09:59:15 AM  
The boys are keen ornithologists - that much is obvious.

The secondary phrase "and your bush" confirms that they are keen on studying all sorts of wildlife in the outback.

 
ScottMpls 2004-11-02 09:59:27 AM  
When I was in the army, and we would convoy to training areas, there was usually a similar sign on on or more of the vehicles, until somebody complained. Even when there wasn't, there were always a few women who would show their goodies as they passed.

 
luckyeddie 2004-11-02 10:00:34 AM  
GIJoeBob

Crikey!

 
Mr. Clarence Butterworth 2004-11-02 10:04:34 AM  
Titties.

 
RaoulDuke 2004-11-02 10:04:41 AM  
tits and the military don't mix. ditto for helicopters (and tits).

 
octaene 2004-11-02 10:13:21 AM  
Where's the tag???

 
mark12A 2004-11-02 10:13:38 AM  
Whip'em Out Whirlybird?

 
UnFark 2004-11-02 10:13:58 AM  
poppastoppa-

"onya" is short for "good on ya" which we would pronouce "good on you" which means essentially "good for you"

 
Lascar 2004-11-02 10:19:53 AM  
el oh el

 
Old_Chief_Scott [TotalFark] 2004-11-02 10:21:45 AM  

I was a helicopter crewman for fourteen years in the Navy. The stories I could tell!

(Will return after a quick check on the statute of limitations...)


 
wickedragon 2004-11-02 10:22:15 AM  
This is as good a forum as any for female farkers to
SHOW US YOUR TITS!(several more "!"'s, a few "1"'s and two "ones" were premptively edited out in the spirit of good taste

 
aggrazel 2004-11-02 10:24:13 AM  
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aggrazel 2004-11-02 10:25:01 AM  
Sorry moderators, wardrobe malfunction there ....

 
MrGuy 2004-11-02 10:34:52 AM  
Geez aggrazel, link to pics like that please! Some of us are at work!

 
GOLOG 2004-11-02 10:52:22 AM  
Do you like BOOBSALOT BOOBSALOT

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Rozinante 2004-11-02 11:14:32 AM  
Funny, I never got in trouble for it (never got caught)

 
Jar Jar Binks-Laden 2004-11-02 11:41:52 AM  
This is precisely why we went to war with Australia.

What, you don't think we had a war with Australia? God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately, son?

 
Dav-o 2004-11-02 11:45:07 AM  
Aggrazel: Fake! How much did those puppies cost? Real ones look like this

(.)(.)

Apologize if NSFW

 
AuntofDogface [TotalFark] 2004-11-02 11:47:26 AM  
Did these guys think they were behind the track at Laconia? I've never been (don't necessarily want to), but I saw pictures of what goes on back there. Suffice it to say, you would rather your daughter stay away from behind the track. One woman challenged a guy holding a "show us your tits" sign to show is package. Not only did the guy oblige, but about 10 others did so as well.

 
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