Ooh. Look. Flamewar!

Kerry ownz jooz

Hmmmm... Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!

I totally support the guy in the Suit.

Bush just called Kerry gay!

Kerry just called Bush stupid!

OMG! They're fighting!! Bush is kicking his ass!

Now they're making out! Oh shiat! Osama is in the audience!! He's Cheney's baby's daddy!!

OMG! Kerry just got the Unsolicited Finger In the Anus!

They say the ratings for tonight's debate should rival the Super Bowl.

Let's all hope for fewer wardrobe malfunctions this time around.

/stole that punch line

Kerry owns Jews!?

Eight hours to go, but you ass munches devirginize this thread.

I sure hope Kerry doesn't have a wardrobe malfunction. His head is all the orange I can take on the screen at once.

If he shows up and he's his usual pasty whiteness, I'll pass out laughing and miss the whole debate.

Kerry owns Jews!?

No, but his family does.

jeeeez...the debate starts in 8 hours...aren't we alittle early for this?

No we're not GaryPDX.

'cause we've all made up our mind already.

I like cheese.

Most appropriate use of the "Dumbass" tag I've ever seen.

I cant decide what to watch tonight...Survivor or something less intelligent.

This won't hit the main page for quite some time, GaryPDX.

okay fine...lol

Kerry is going down in a ball of flames.

I'd like to see sparks fly out of Kerry's head, like the Matt Kenseth commercial for Nextel.

Jesus loves the little children....

There's an ant crawling up my back. In The night time.

Dan Rather has documents proving Kerry won the debate. I'm going to go take a look at them.

jooz = hip talk for you or if you want to say that it means jews fine by me too

I wonder if Kerry will bring up his record at the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens?

He was only there a few hours but he won six medals.

I wish it was more of a real debate.. than the scripted event its going to be.

FoxNews drew devil horns on Kerry's head and has already given Bush the win for the election. Must.. watch.. FoxNews...

Isn't it a little early to start this thread? Do we really need 8 hours of pre-debate commmentary?

Er, DUDE. It hasn't even happened yet.

djcreamy - Meanwhile Bush says he was there, but noone remembers him and he's already wearing the medals from the next olympics.

Prediction:

My guy did better than your guy. Your guy looked like an incompetent buffoon up there. Even though my guy said a couple of stupid things, your guy was much worse.

Does anyone have a link to the rules? I want to keep score.

Kerry Fan: He pronounced Nuclear wrong HAHA!

Bush Fan: Kerry's is on Orange Alert OMG LOL!!!!

Kerry is doing well, but I think the elephant was a little overboard.

Gavino: President Bush was protecting the precious skies above Texas. :)

Thanks for playing, I got something in my fun bag for ya....wait....oh....here we go:


(interesting to see my bandwidth usage tonight)

Eh, they should just play swords.

I say they go best 2 out of 3 at thumb wrestling.

Let's get ready to rumble! *ding ding ding*

I personally will pay Mr. John Forbes Kerry the sum of $150 if he will just once, in tonight's presidential debate, use the word, "lockbox."

Sworn on this day, September 30th, in the year of our Lord, 2004,

mrCasual

In a fistfight, my money is on Kerry.

Infinity before greelight?...perhaps

Maybe instead of the coin toss, they could rashambo for going first.

-P

I'm armed and ready...

Someone started the pictures!!!!

And I'll throw in $200 for use of the word "gridlock."

Man, I miss Ross Perot and the Admiral.