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Ninja_Pancakes [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:47:30 PM  
Warning!

There be flames here.

 
DannyJunior 2004-09-30 12:48:21 PM  
Ooh. Look. Flamewar!

 
The NaSkAr [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:48:24 PM  
Kerry ownz jooz

 
Guttrpunk 2004-09-30 12:48:33 PM  
Hmmmm... Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!

 
DrSandyBeech [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:48:36 PM  
I totally support the guy in the Suit.

 
Smookyfufu 2004-09-30 12:49:39 PM  
Bush just called Kerry gay!

Kerry just called Bush stupid!

OMG! They're fighting!! Bush is kicking his ass!

Now they're making out! Oh shiat! Osama is in the audience!! He's Cheney's baby's daddy!!

 
DannyJunior 2004-09-30 12:49:42 PM  

 
DannyJunior 2004-09-30 12:50:32 PM  
OMG! Kerry just got the Unsolicited Finger In the Anus!

 
Son of That Guy [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:50:44 PM  
They say the ratings for tonight's debate should rival the Super Bowl.

Let's all hope for fewer wardrobe malfunctions this time around.

/stole that punch line

 
fromunda [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:51:22 PM  
Kerry owns Jews!?

 
djcreamy 2004-09-30 12:51:52 PM  
Eight hours to go, but you ass munches devirginize this thread.

 
curtins 2004-09-30 12:51:53 PM  
I sure hope Kerry doesn't have a wardrobe malfunction. His head is all the orange I can take on the screen at once.

If he shows up and he's his usual pasty whiteness, I'll pass out laughing and miss the whole debate.

 
A Midnight Bout of Frenzied Concupiscence 2004-09-30 12:51:58 PM  
Kerry owns Jews!?

No, but his family does.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:52:19 PM  
jeeeez...the debate starts in 8 hours...aren't we alittle early for this?

 
Bonkthat_Again [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:54:04 PM  
No we're not GaryPDX.

'cause we've all made up our mind already.

 
mryoop789 [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:54:18 PM  
I like cheese.

 
earthrhino [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:54:37 PM  
Most appropriate use of the "Dumbass" tag I've ever seen.

 
Argh_Dammit [recently expired TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:54:37 PM  
I cant decide what to watch tonight...Survivor or something less intelligent.

 
A Midnight Bout of Frenzied Concupiscence 2004-09-30 12:54:48 PM  
This won't hit the main page for quite some time, GaryPDX.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:55:00 PM  
okay fine...lol

Kerry is going down in a ball of flames.

 
Bonkthat_Again [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:55:00 PM  
I'd like to see sparks fly out of Kerry's head, like the Matt Kenseth commercial for Nextel.

 
honkeylips 2004-09-30 12:55:11 PM  
Jesus loves the little children....

 
leathermidget 2004-09-30 12:55:14 PM  
There's an ant crawling up my back. In The night time.

 
CB 2004-09-30 12:56:09 PM  

 
40below [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:56:49 PM  
Dan Rather has documents proving Kerry won the debate. I'm going to go take a look at them.

 
The NaSkAr [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:58:36 PM  
jooz = hip talk for you or if you want to say that it means jews fine by me too

 
djcreamy 2004-09-30 12:59:19 PM  
I wonder if Kerry will bring up his record at the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens?

He was only there a few hours but he won six medals.

 
BeastieB 2004-09-30 12:59:43 PM  
I wish it was more of a real debate.. than the scripted event its going to be.

 
lordargent 2004-09-30 01:00:26 PM  

 
Smookyfufu 2004-09-30 01:00:37 PM  
FoxNews drew devil horns on Kerry's head and has already given Bush the win for the election. Must.. watch.. FoxNews...

 
fzumrk 2004-09-30 01:00:38 PM  
Isn't it a little early to start this thread? Do we really need 8 hours of pre-debate commmentary?

 
ThereAreFourLights 2004-09-30 01:01:07 PM  
Er, DUDE. It hasn't even happened yet.

 
Gavino 2004-09-30 01:01:15 PM  
djcreamy - Meanwhile Bush says he was there, but noone remembers him and he's already wearing the medals from the next olympics.

 
Q314 [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 01:01:19 PM  
A SKULL ABOVE ANY OTHER

 
Cowboy Spencer 2004-09-30 01:01:20 PM  
Prediction:

My guy did better than your guy. Your guy looked like an incompetent buffoon up there. Even though my guy said a couple of stupid things, your guy was much worse.

 
jimmie_the_scumbag 2004-09-30 01:01:45 PM  
Does anyone have a link to the rules? I want to keep score.

 
The NaSkAr [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 01:03:12 PM  
Kerry Fan: He pronounced Nuclear wrong HAHA!

Bush Fan: Kerry's is on Orange Alert OMG LOL!!!!

 
Wopat 2004-09-30 01:04:07 PM  
Kerry is doing well, but I think the elephant was a little overboard.

 
djcreamy 2004-09-30 01:07:07 PM  
Gavino: President Bush was protecting the precious skies above Texas. :)

Thanks for playing, I got something in my fun bag for ya....wait....oh....here we go:


(interesting to see my bandwidth usage tonight)

 
DannyJunior 2004-09-30 01:07:37 PM  
Eh, they should just play swords.

 
flubby 2004-09-30 01:08:12 PM  

 
fzumrk 2004-09-30 01:08:17 PM  
I say they go best 2 out of 3 at thumb wrestling.

 
Thera 2004-09-30 01:08:26 PM  
Let's get ready to rumble! *ding ding ding*

 
mrCasual 2004-09-30 01:10:27 PM  
I personally will pay Mr. John Forbes Kerry the sum of $150 if he will just once, in tonight's presidential debate, use the word, "lockbox."

Sworn on this day, September 30th, in the year of our Lord, 2004,

mrCasual

 
Demetrius [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 01:11:41 PM  
In a fistfight, my money is on Kerry.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 01:12:42 PM  
Infinity before greelight?...perhaps

 
ThrowsLikeAGirl 2004-09-30 01:13:57 PM  
Maybe instead of the coin toss, they could rashambo for going first.

-P

 
Bonkthat_Again [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 01:16:18 PM  
I'm armed and ready...


 
Smookyfufu 2004-09-30 01:17:55 PM  
Someone started the pictures!!!!

 
Thera 2004-09-30 01:18:05 PM  
And I'll throw in $200 for use of the word "gridlock."

Man, I miss Ross Perot and the Admiral.

 
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