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(Nerve.com) Unlikely This week: Sex advice from cosplayers. Next week: BBQ tips from vegans   (nerve.com) divider line 135
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Ghastly [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:38:54 PM  
Gotta love the cosplay girls.

 
Smookyfufu 2004-09-30 12:54:12 PM  
I'd bang her, she seems kinky.


The dude on the other hand:

Internet porn: how much is too much?
When, after you save the last file, it says, "low memory: you can't save anymore." Keep an eye on your system, delete what you don't jack off to anymore. "Enough" depends on how much you can save.
Can you work porn into a relationship without seeming cheesy?
It can work if you both like it. It's not my thing, I prefer hentai.



That.Is.Awesome.

 
Alexis 2004-09-30 12:58:25 PM  
Mmmmm, Aeris... I'd impale her.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 12:59:07 PM  
Yeah, you guys wouldn't hit it.


 
HenryFnord [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 01:03:35 PM  
Ow. That headline. My sides. Ouch.

 
SiliconSeraph 2004-09-30 01:12:05 PM  
Mmmm cosplay.

Come on, where's the obligatory *Stampa Stampa*?

 
im_beyond_help 2004-09-30 01:47:29 PM  
Kyosuke
I'd hit it with a...

Lightning Bolt!
Lightning Bolt!
Lightning Bolt!

 
mischief8 2004-09-30 02:01:53 PM  
Toward, Up, Up, Down, Square.

 
Jabber 2004-09-30 02:06:11 PM  
Cosplay chicks are always hot. The guy in this article though freaks me out. I hate people who don't have a chin. *shudder*

 
viznet 2004-09-30 02:14:35 PM  
If only the braincells weren't dead that held the TFette's nick who has pictures of herself cosplaying in her profile.

I have faith that she will surface in this thread. And then, I will make my move. Oh yes, she shall be mine. HAHA! MUHAHAHAHA! *Ahem*

Strike all of that. I want to go on record as saying "Sure I thought cosplay was sexy - before I voted against it".

 
viznet 2004-09-30 02:15:44 PM  
2004-09-30 02:06:11 PM Jabber

... I hate people who don't have a chin. ...

You, sir, are a despicable anti-chinnite.

 
Quick1 2004-09-30 02:27:31 PM  
Am I the only one here that will ask: wtf is cosplay?

 
Quick1 2004-09-30 02:31:11 PM  
When it's just three people, do your best because girls talk a lot. Once word spreads, if you're good, you're a legend. If it's bad, stick with that internet porn.

Guess I'm sticking with internet porn...

 
flambore 2004-09-30 02:39:34 PM  
About as good as marital advice from a Catholic Priest...

How do you nudge someone into bed without seeming too aggressive?

Wow, this is a little more in depth than I was expecting. I really don't do that. It's more like, "You want to bang? Okay, cool."


Classic pickup line.

/I'd hit it with that green haired chick.

 
Spacemarinekilla 2004-09-30 04:09:08 PM  
First of all, Roleplayers != Cosplayers. There is some crossover. In fact, I think you'd be hardpressed to find a cosplayer who was not a roleplayer. They are not the same thing, however. I am a roleplayer, but I do not cosplay.

Secondly,
Cosplay chicks are always hot.

No, no, a million times no. They are not. Believe me. Those ones in the article, they are cute. 95% are not. I've looked into this. To tell you the truth, a little over a week ago, I had an argument about this with a friend, and we spent a few hours looking for hot cosplayers online. We didn't find a whole lot of them.

Case in point. We both found that pretty funny.

 
Spacemarinekilla 2004-09-30 04:10:39 PM  
Hmm. That should be "That one in the article." I was getting mental crossover from some independent cosplay searches I did.

 
Smookyfufu 2004-09-30 04:22:15 PM  
There's a cosplay site that actually has hot cosplay dressers... they're like hot pieces of asian ass. Fap fap fap fap fap fap stampa PET PET.

Of course, i can't remember the site's name. But if you go to a Final Fantasy folder on gamefaqs, you'll find it.

 
Blackbird [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 04:36:44 PM  
Cosplay = Costume Play, people dress up as their favorite anime/manga/gaming characters and stay in character during conventions or relevant events.

SailorNaboo?

 
chechcal 2004-09-30 08:01:19 PM  
hahaha! take THAT all you "only TotalFarkers get their links approved" whiners!

 
Will_The_Thrill 2004-09-30 08:04:42 PM  
If you're a guy cosplayer, you're going to see every girl in your social group naked at some point. There's a lot of costume changes.

Note to self, become cosplayer.

 
BizarreRecords 2004-09-30 08:06:36 PM  
Is the real world really THAT boring that people have to do this? Can't you, I don't know, make clothes for the homeless or something? WTF??

 
chechcal 2004-09-30 08:08:38 PM  
Will_The_Thrill

Note the implied caveat:

"you're going to see every girl in your social group"

A person cannot see that which he does not have.

 
Critch 2004-09-30 08:09:29 PM  
Yes, how dare people have interests and hobbies of their own! It's an outrage!

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 08:09:49 PM  
Will_The_Thrill
If you're a guy cosplayer, you're going to see every girl in your social group naked at some point. There's a lot of costume changes.
***
Note to self, become cosplayer.




Note to self, be very selective about the group I join.

/ please, God, no geriatric cosplayers!

 
Lamune_Baba 2004-09-30 08:10:47 PM  
Is the real world really THAT boring that people have to do this? Can't you, I don't know, make clothes for the homeless or something? WTF??

I find this highly amusing, coming from someone who's currently sitting in his ass infront of a computer screen, making anonymous comments about news stories to complete strangers.

 
Will_The_Thrill 2004-09-30 08:12:19 PM  
chechcal - caveat understood

I would be farking elated to see every girl in my social group naked.

 
chechcal 2004-09-30 08:12:21 PM  
A man in his late twenties hasn't had a lot of sexual experience and it's starting to cause performance anxiety. Should he bring it up with his partner?
It's not uncommon. A lot of guys over twenty or even thirty can be virgins. That's a common thing I see.

Hmm, in role-playing circles it's common for men over 30 to be virgins? Ya don't say?

 
whatshisname 2004-09-30 08:12:57 PM  
Role playing and dressing up in costumes? Sounds like sex would be a natural outcome.

 
Byn [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 08:15:25 PM  
"Hey, you wanna' bang?"

Yup, that gets ME everytime.

Loser.

 
M Sinistrari 2004-09-30 08:15:37 PM  
Right when I thought the cosplay circles couldn't be any stranger...I read this...

/shuddering in horror

 
zolividor 2004-09-30 08:15:51 PM  
Oh, man. I've had some pretty bad male virgins.

This is me not being suprised that a 46 year old shut in with rampant acne living in his Mom's basement lacks effective sexual skills.

 
Howard Dean 2004-09-30 08:18:06 PM  
You noa playa da game, you noa makea da rules.

 
deevo 2004-09-30 08:18:28 PM  
I haven't seen a hot cosplayer in my life. And people on another board I go to effing love them and post 'em all the time.

 
drgruney 2004-09-30 08:19:09 PM  
I can't beleive no one has said this yet.

It's a man baby!

In reguards to Anna.

I'd link to the pic but apaprently it's got some XML that fark doesn't like to link to.

That's last chick... totally hot.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 08:19:25 PM  
I would hit Alisa Chan like a nuclear missile!

Fast and messy!

 
cowsaregoodeating 2004-09-30 08:19:42 PM  
Funny, every time someone brings up hot coplay girls the only one they ever post is Alisa Chan
go figure.

 
msgfree 2004-09-30 08:24:45 PM  
First time i have ever laughed out oud at a headline. Mad props to the submitter, yo

/ word to your mother

 
jizzroy 2004-09-30 08:24:49 PM  
"When you're not interesting enough for yourself and those around you."

What is the motivation behind this, really?

 
broberds 2004-09-30 08:25:34 PM  
Is the real world really THAT boring that people have to do this? Can't you, I don't know, make clothes for the homeless or something?

I'm not so sure I want to see homeless dudes wearing tiger-striped bikinis and platform shoes.

 
NarrMaster 2004-09-30 08:25:45 PM  
Byn

" "Hey, you wanna' bang?"

Yup, that gets ME everytime.

Loser. "


I don't want to know your name, I just want, BANG BANG BANG!

 
LVLLN 2004-09-30 08:25:58 PM  
2004-09-30 12:58:25 PM Alexis

Mmmmm, Aeris... I'd impale her.


I personally hate the "you owe me a new keybaord" cliche, but if anything deserves it, it's this. One of the best lines I've seen in a Fark thread yet.

 
Lamune_Baba 2004-09-30 08:30:54 PM  
Cosplay chicks are always hot.

I'm going to have to back up SMK on this one and insist, no...god no. There are some truely frightening individuals at these cons, of both sexes.

On the bright side, there is more than enough eye-candy to make up for the "visually challenged" ones in attendence. The occasional hottie more than makes up for running into the occasional hairy dude dressed like Fae Valentine.

And they all love to pose for a camera. :9

 
FlimFlam 2004-09-30 08:31:56 PM  
I'm confused... which ones are male and which ones are female?

I want to be attracted to Ray, but... "Ray?"

/live in San Francisco, so forgive the confusion (see mystery sexes every day)

 
crazy_gaijin 2004-09-30 08:36:28 PM  
FlimFlam

Given that "ray" has no boobies and given the Q&A, I'd say Ray's a Dude. It's not easy to tell, though, I'll give you that!

 
Quackedtheduck 2004-09-30 08:37:57 PM  
I used to hang out on Portal of Evil, and there was once a huge thing over that site (Alisa's cosplay) She saw who was linking to her and that we were discussing on the boards how farked up it was that her dad was the one taking these pictures and what a weird hobby it was and freaked out and posted all this really pissed off stuff. It was funny.

Btw, Portal of Evil is sort of similar in setup to fark, except it's not news, it's just weird websites.

 
Ishkur 2004-09-30 08:39:03 PM  
did somebody mention........MANFAYE?


 
God-is-a-Taco 2004-09-30 08:39:25 PM  
Yeah, they're ugly. (SFW of course)
Mmmm.. girls with nerdy minds...

 
God-is-a-Taco 2004-09-30 08:40:26 PM  

 
quietbs [TotalFark] 2004-09-30 08:40:36 PM  
Internet porn: how much is too much?

Too much?
Whadaya mean 'too much'?

 
No Such Agency 2004-09-30 08:40:49 PM  
Why do we feel compelled to mock others' hobbies? Especially when we spend way too much time sitting looking at this



ourselves? People with lives are usually too busy living them to mock us, except perhaps in passing. But the internet nerds spend HOURS trashing each other. God, we're pathetic.

Cosplay is harmless, if weird, and people have fun doing it. Probably even the unattractive ones. Now I just have to get over my instinctual aversion to Furries and I won't even be a hypocrite.

 
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