"one way or the udder"

My head just exploded.

Hey! I saw this on 'South Park'

Moo Moo Moo

must be one of them cow cults, again.

gee, I wonder how long it took them to rule out Alien Abductions. Well, at least they're covering all their bases. Or something. Colorado? Near aspen? Maybe HST is shooting them. He is heavily armed, as I understand it.

It's the gov't. I saw a whole tv show about this on Discovery. They take the cattle to take radiation samples to make sure our food supply is safe. It was pretty cool, they had tested nukes during the 50's in the surrounding areas. Very plausible.

DUH-HYURK!!!

UDDER!!!!

FUNNIEST....HEADLINE........EVER!

alternately, to quote mst3k: "Cow tipping gone horribly wrong."

Huzzah for the headline!

"So far, they've ruled out alien abductions." Does this mean that they're sure the Black Helicopters are responsible? Or have they found evidence that Bigfoot's been eating them?

...HILARITY ENSUES, fb IS THE FATHER...

seriously.. this was a southpark episode.



screw you guys, I'm going home.

People say they've been seein' Black helicopters and all kinds of crazy things.

Nice headline.

Simple - They attained enlightenment and were freed from the vicious cycle of reincarnation.

How the fark did the police officials rule out alien abduction so quickly? What the fark do they know that we don't?

I heard Art Bell and some guy he had on as a guest talking about mutilated cows a couple of nights ago. I wonder if they were talking about this stuff...Art Bell gives me a headache when I listen to him, so it has to be in ten minute sessions as most...

Damned night job forced me into it.

*cry*

Worst.

Pun.

Ever.

That's right blame everything on aliens when you don't want to go the resonable route. No wonder aliens have a low opinion of us.

"Earth: mostly harmless."

Maybe they should question that Driving dog in Okie !

Maybe PETA is smuggling them to safe houses!

whon.

whon.

whon.

The poster of that pun will die a slow, horrible death at my hands.

Big B-B-Q my place - Keystone - Saturday night. BYOB

Mmmmmmm.....cow.

I'm sure it's some crazy vegetarian. Save the cows, and all that crap.

Wasn't me, honest officer the cow's feet hurt and we were helping it home.

Great headline! Thanks for the laughs

I think BruiserX meant BYOC... to stay on topic I mean :)

Well, it is certainly some type of abduction.

Perhaps the cattle mutilators are just keeping the whole damned thing now.

Hey! Did you see that the paper's website put up a link to FARK? Is that cool, or what?

Heheh... They're trying to fark the site!