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(Courier-Journal) Caption Kentucky on the hunt for a new slogan. Submit your slogan   (courier-journal.com) divider line 331
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Hugh Jass 2004-07-11 05:21:09 PM  
Please, make sure it's better than "Education pays." That has got to be the WORST slogan ever. Wouldn't be so bad if it were true, though.

 
charmed1782 2004-07-11 05:22:25 PM  
Kentucky, it's all urine

 
Tadpole [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 05:25:18 PM  
KY : You ain't ready for this jelly!

 
Tadpole [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 05:26:04 PM  
But Beyonce' Knowles better.

 
Sven_Burger 2004-07-11 05:33:24 PM  
Kentuckay: Talkin' the same since Colonial times

 
VelcroFez [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 05:34:18 PM  
Kentucky, the moon shines on us.

 
Cosmic_Music [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 05:35:00 PM  
"Kentucky: Fark, you."

 
EatHam [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 05:37:25 PM  
Kentucky: Suck it, Arkansas.

 
geek-boy 2004-07-11 05:37:44 PM  
Kentucky: Fried Kitchen Fresh Chicken.

 
Sinatra 2004-07-11 05:38:08 PM  
Kentucky: What's That Smell?

 
Will N. Dowd 2004-07-11 05:45:00 PM  
Kentucky: What happens when you don't tell your children about the advantages of intercourse with non-relations.

 
Sven_Burger 2004-07-11 05:47:04 PM  
Kentucky: Land of homemade stills and shotgun justice

 
Baahston [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 05:47:19 PM  

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 05:51:04 PM  
Kentucky: Best Horse Semen Evar!

 
ignom 2004-07-11 05:53:19 PM  
Kentucky: The Grass Isn't Really Blue.

 
Sinatra 2004-07-11 05:53:33 PM  
Baahston: They ALL suck!

 
allenmwhite [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 06:02:04 PM  
Kentucky: Smoke 'em if you Got 'em!

 
HenryFnord [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 06:02:45 PM  
Kentucky: too Northern for the Southerners, too Yankee for the Southerners. Screw it, we're moving to Hawaii.

 
HenryFnord [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 06:03:38 PM  
and that kids, is why you shouldn't post while drunk. Man did I screw that up.

 
jimmie_the_scumbag 2004-07-11 06:04:08 PM  
Kentucky: Rednecks Kick Arse

 
PocketfullaSass [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 06:08:48 PM  
Kentucky: We Spawned Hunter S. Thompson, So We Can't Be All Bad

 
Special Patrol Group 2004-07-11 06:09:09 PM  
Kentucky. Where the elite meet to bleat.

 
bobbycodemonkey 2004-07-11 06:11:06 PM  
Kentucky: You ain't from around here, are ya?

 
bobbycodemonkey 2004-07-11 06:14:50 PM  
Kentucky: Lay off my sister -- she's mine!

 
Tadpole [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 06:27:05 PM  
Kentucky: "United We Stand, duck sumbiatch"

 
Tadpole [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 06:29:23 PM  
Kentucky: "Bourbon in our veins, women on our laps, Immigrants workin' the fields"... the American Dream.

 
PPL_Wannabe [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 06:36:21 PM  
Kentucky. If you're not f*cking my sister, I am.

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 06:53:11 PM  
Tennessee: D'Oh!

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 07:04:09 PM  
Hows about a new state song? "Gypsies Tramps and Thieves."

 
PPL_Wannabe [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 07:05:48 PM  
Kentucky:

 
Visualingo [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 07:09:25 PM  
Tadpole wins at the internet.

 
Clawed Le Mew 2004-07-11 07:09:51 PM  
Kentucky: 15% more teeth than West Virginia.

 
Sphinx16 2004-07-11 07:23:09 PM  
Duke Sucks.

 
Scope [TotalFark] 2004-07-11 07:41:35 PM  
Kentucky: Where our nursing homes are slower, cuz we got a Governor in them!

 
mizike 2004-07-11 07:45:56 PM  
Kentucky: According to the US Census Bureau, we're 90.1% white!

 
mse61 2004-07-11 08:22:36 PM  
Kentucky: Where Ohio's been sending it's white trash since 1803.

 
bastardo 2004-07-11 08:28:29 PM  
Kentucky: More street lights than trailer parks since 1998

 
C-DUB 2004-07-11 09:44:11 PM  
Kentucky: YEEEEEEE-HAAWWWWWWW!!!!!

 
dypchit 2004-07-11 11:09:06 PM  
(Rippoff from WV) Kentucky: It's all relative.

 
PfizerX 2004-07-12 03:19:03 AM  
Kentucky: It's All Relative

 
PfizerX 2004-07-12 03:20:10 AM  
I swear to god I didn't see that.


/Kentucky: Where I'm moving to kill myself.

 
DMXerDark 2004-07-12 03:22:08 AM  
ok, lets make it sound like the old one.

The Smoke Grass State

 
superbintendo 2004-07-12 03:22:19 AM  
kentucky: we got nothin'... just ask duke.

 
MentorLegion 2004-07-12 03:23:42 AM  
Kentucky: Even Colonel Sanders won't say it anymore.

 
homeless_lobster 2004-07-12 03:24:40 AM  

 
never odd or even 2004-07-12 03:26:08 AM  
Kentucky: Getting fingerblasted by Virginia for over 200 years.

 
wdorr 2004-07-12 03:26:52 AM  
Kentucky: Booze and Smokes? Yeah, we got 'em.

 
go.for.the.cat [TotalFark] 2004-07-12 03:28:15 AM  
Future got you down?
Travel back in time.
Visit Kentucky.

 
Spaysgost 2004-07-12 03:28:47 AM  
Kentucky: We don't take kindly to yer types round here.

 
worldbeater 2004-07-12 03:28:54 AM  
Kentucky: Some folk'll never eat a skunk, and then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.

 
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