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(ABC News) Spiffy Birds learn how to open doors at Home Depot. Finally, they can make that deck for the birdhouse. In other news, this is the 1,000,000th link   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 1076
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fiver5 [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:50:17 AM  
Congrats, Drew! B-O-O-B-I-E-S!

Damn fark filter!

We all love our time here on fark. Keep up the good work. Without fark, think about how more productive, and uninformed on current events and odd news society would be. Remember, its not news, its Fark.com!


Anyway, we love you and we love fark.


 
Emrikol 2004-06-17 10:50:21 AM  
Boobies. x 1,000,000!

Congrats to Drew and TotalFark!


 
HPZ [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:50:31 AM  
Congrats!!!!

 
downstairs [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:50:50 AM  
Congrats!

And thanks Drew and everyone else for one of the few great destinations on the Internet. Fark and TotalFark have really turned into a great community. I think that's a very difficult thing to achieve.

Now, I'm going to go sit around refreshing the "Latest Links" page waiting for link number 10,000,000....

 
asp0 2004-06-17 10:50:50 AM  
Congrats to Drew and crew!

/party on, dude. Boobies and beer.

 
Teekno [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:51:00 AM  
Woohoo! Partytime! Ten to the six, baby!

Thanks and congrats, Drew!

 
oAUGGIEo 2004-06-17 10:51:04 AM  
Wa hoooo!!!!

Happy 1,000,000!

 
fiver5 [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:51:05 AM  
a true work of art!

 
SDKaneda 2004-06-17 10:51:05 AM  
cheers!

 
ThatDevGuy [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:51:05 AM  
Woot!

Thread a-million!

 
the_rev [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:51:16 AM  
Wow. One million. Thats a one , followed by SIX freakin zeros.

To count to a million, at the rate of one number per second, it would take more than 11 and a half DAYS, nonstop.

If you lived a million hours, youd be almost 115 years old.

Want to travel a million miles? Youd have to make 40 trips around the earth, at the equator.

And here we are, at FARKs millionth submission. Thats a hell of a milestone. I lurked here for a few months, then I joined FARK in February 2002. Since then I have laughed and cried and made friends here, all because of simple words and pictures that show up on my screen.

My job productivity has gone to hell on some days, all because of pickle incidents and TeenhealthFX questions and TotalFark happy hours and a squirrel with a big ol nutsack.

To Drew and the others responsible, I say congratulations and thank you.

Stevens, set up a round on me.

 
Hrmmm... 2004-06-17 10:51:27 AM  
It's alive!

Fame and glory!

 
JuanaLei 2004-06-17 10:51:50 AM  
Congrats Drew and crew! Now I can get some work done.

 
Drew [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:52:14 AM  
What's really scary is I've read most of them

 
cunning_linguist_dc [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:52:21 AM  
congrats !

 
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:52:26 AM  
One million huzzahs and one million thanks go out to Drew et al for a hell of a lot of fun! Life wouldn't be the same without it. Well done and best wishes for another million.

 
Will N. Dowd 2004-06-17 10:52:29 AM  
Have you ever stopped to think how much time Drew has spent looking at all of these in the last 5 years? They must get frickin' annoying!

 
EatHam [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:52:32 AM  
real geeks will celebrate upon reaching the 1,048,576th link.

 
Sid_6.7 [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:52:36 AM  
Hooray!!! And screw you guys who hijacked this before me before it hit the TF page!!!!!

 
nhlawguy 2004-06-17 10:52:41 AM  
WOOOHOOOO!

 
sdw3u 2004-06-17 10:52:44 AM  
A million!

 
justinelton 2004-06-17 10:52:48 AM  
this is it????

 
scaryberry 2004-06-17 10:52:49 AM  
W000T! x1000000

 
wrkn4thman [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:52:54 AM  
Huzzah!

 
pecker_snot 2004-06-17 10:52:54 AM  
HAPPY ONE MILLION! screw the article! WOOHAHAHAHAHA

 
zachary 2004-06-17 10:52:56 AM  
Yipppee!!! wooo hoo!!!

 
mikemir 2004-06-17 10:52:56 AM  

Eighteenth post!

Thanks for all the scattered memories, Drew and co.


 
elliothtz 2004-06-17 10:53:00 AM  
Jesus, that was a big wad of links submitted.

 
Smed 2004-06-17 10:53:03 AM  
Awesome. Congrats to Drew.

 
Anti_Freak_Machine [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:53:03 AM  
Congrats to Drew and the admin crew for making this place what it is. Who would have thought a simple website with a picture of squirrel large nuts would go so far.

Thanks to all the mods that volunteer their time to keeping this huge site clean, safe, and a somewhat non-combative environment. Oh, and thanks for not banninating me for those umm...things.

Props to all the TFers that make this a community. Without you, fark wouldn't be what it is. You guys & gals rock (even the one on my ignore list).

To all the fark lite people- you wish you had a gmail account and the free ice cream, funyons, cake, and tacos TFers get! Biatches! Para bailar la bamba! aye aye aye!!!

PS. I submitted this with a funnier headline!

 
Pfaff 2004-06-17 10:53:06 AM  
To Drew, Admins, Mods, et al - congratulations!

 
Scaryduck 2004-06-17 10:53:08 AM  
Woo, Yay, and indeed, Houpla!

 
Guy Incognito 2004-06-17 10:53:08 AM  
and i've seen 498,837 of them? congratulations, drew, and hooray to every other farker.

bast place on the internet.

 
TheStoss 2004-06-17 10:53:08 AM  
CONGRATS!!!!!






Thanks Drew and all for the laughs!

 
GreenApple 2004-06-17 10:53:09 AM  
Congratulations! Yay!

 
stereosaurs 2004-06-17 10:53:14 AM  
Might as well get on this one early. WOOOHOOOO

 
im_beyond_help 2004-06-17 10:53:15 AM  
I couldn't have said it better myself, rev

 
HPZ [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:53:16 AM  
Props to TotalFarker krikkitt for submitting big number 1,000,000.

 
justinelton 2004-06-17 10:53:24 AM  
oh well, congrats! long live fark!

 
TylerEaves [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:53:24 AM  
Coolness

 
Gamplayerx [recently expired TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:53:24 AM  
Yay! Congrats, Fark!

 
MrScience [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:53:26 AM  
I will remember this moment for the rest of my life *sniff*

 
omadon667 [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:53:27 AM  
Congratulations Drew. May your TF subscriptions be plentiful, and your beer fridge never empty.

 
eck_oz [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:53:27 AM  
Goooooooooo Fark

 
JamesBong 2004-06-17 10:53:29 AM  
Woot! Plane has mechanical problems. I still missed it dammit!

Congrats Fark!!

 
eo000 [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:53:29 AM  
sldfjkasdldddd

 
BooBoo23 [TotalFark] 2004-06-17 10:53:30 AM  
Thanks Drew!!!!

 
Xniper 2004-06-17 10:53:31 AM  
posted keep out i was here for 1000000 muahahahahahaha i bet drew server jsut crapped itself

 
RandyJohnson 2004-06-17 10:53:31 AM  
Congrats. I am just glad I could be here.

 
LostAgain 2004-06-17 10:53:32 AM  
CONGRATS DREW AND THE GANG!

 
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