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Sun September 06, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Telegraph) Cool Worldwide glut of chapagne means it will be so cheap by Christmas even bums will be using it to brush their teeth with  (telegraph.co.uk) (52)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting People in Chicago are willing to wait four hours for the world's best casserole  (chicagotribune.com) (45)
(WTOP) Sick Big Mac, McDLT, a quarter pounder with some cheese, filet o' fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a happy meal, mcnuggets, tasty golden french fries, regular and larger size, a bloodcone, a salad, chef or garden, wait.. what?  (wtop.com) (41)
(The Scotsman) Obvious Prince Charles steps in to save Scotland's oldest bootstrap factory. If only there was a phrase for making a desperate effort to save yourself when on the brink of disaster  (news.scotsman.com) (9)

Sat September 05, 2009
(Some Wolverine Prof) Sad The average price of a home in Detroit has fallen to $12,669  (mjperry.blogspot.com) (153)
(Reuters) Obvious Netflix and Blockbuster stock prices plummet upon news that YouTube may soon rent movies, particularly the eagerly-awaited concert film "The Final Countdown 3D"  (reuters.com) (27)
(SFGate) Asinine Boeing 727 pilots for a Florida air cargo company claim their job includes no sick pay, shrinking wages and a plastic bag for a toilet. Fark: FAA does not require airlines to provide working restrooms  (sfgate.com) (49)

Fri September 04, 2009
(Some Hobo) Sad 402,000 Americans will run out of unemployment insurance by the end of this month. Happy Labor Day  (bloggingstocks.com) (99)
(Yahoo) Obvious Since it is Friday, we bring you the weekly report of the five banks shut down by regulators this week. Your dog wants a Treasury Bill  (finance.yahoo.com) (19)
(The Consumerist) Followup Amazon offering $30 credit to victims of the Orwellian Kindle Incident. Which means they can overpay for even more digital content  (consumerist.com) (33)
(Apple Insider) Followup Microsoft granted stay allowing it to keep selling Word while it appeals decision in favor of patent troll, thereby preventing dangerous shortages of Comic Sans-formatted memos in offices everywhere  T-Shirt  (appleinsider.com) (63)
(AJC) Spiffy Canada adds 27,100 jobs in August, so that's about 24,800 jobs in American, right?  (ajc.com) (42)
(Reuters) Obvious H&R Block to close 300 offices amid rumors that unemployed people don't need tax services to file welfare claims  (reuters.com) (25)
(Marketwatch) Scary June unemployment rate: 9.5 (scary) July: 9.4 (hooray the stimulus is working) August: 9.7 (gulp)  (marketwatch.com) (115)
(LA Times) Amusing Whole Foods Boycott: "It's rather amusing to watch supposed hippies swap loyalties with supposed neocons as if they were nervous couples at a swingers party"  (latimes.com) (73)
(London Times) Unlikely "He's gonna fix the ecomony. He's gonna fix the abulanches. He's gonna fix the problems with the crops. Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of the Treasury, NOT SUUUUUURE"  (business.timesonline.co.uk) (46)
(LA Times) Scary Gold surges toward the $1,000-an-ounce mark. Au sh*t  T-Shirt  (latimes.com) (111)

Thu September 03, 2009
(CNN) Interesting Diebold's voting machine division vanishes like a Floridian electoral paper trail  (money.cnn.com) (38)
(CBC) Obvious North America's biggest French-language newspaper "La Presse" may stop "les presses" because of lack of "le cash"  (cbc.ca) (32)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Why Europe won't stop Oracle from taking over Sun. Because they want +2 for all Temples?  (businessweek.com) (31)
(Financial Times) Asinine Jailing opposition and nationalizing the oil industry is one thing. Collapsing coffee production? Now that's going too far... Impeach Chavez Now  (207.56.179.67) (23)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting If we can truly tie pay to performance in the financial world, we will establish more discipline than an army of regulators and a raft of rules can combined  (online.wsj.com) (62)
(Some Guy) Interesting More and more businesses are hiring twits these days  (mddailyrecord.com) (25)
(UPI) Cool 100-year-old secretary still works a 40 hour week for 67-year-old son's business  (upi.com) (38)

Wed September 02, 2009
(The Consumerist) Scary Hey, Leggo my gram-positive bacilli  (consumerist.com) (21)
(PCWorld) Interesting Microsoft, learning from drug dealers, is offering people the first hit for free  (pcworld.com) (48)
(Washington Post) Interesting Pfizer to pay $2.3 billion fine after pulling a major boner  T-Shirt  (washingtonpost.com) (72)
(CBS News) Interesting Will all automakers that have not been victim of a smear campain by the press, please step forward....not so fast Toyota  (cbsnews.com) (52)
(Bloomberg) Obvious Stunning research from the Holy Shiat I Can't Believe We Get Paid To Do This Institute of Economic Research: tax collections won't recover until the recession is over  (bloomberg.com) (50)
(1010WINS) Sad A French language bookstore located in New York City's Rockefeller Center for the last 74 years surrenders  (1010wins.com) (30)
(Bloomberg) Scary *bing* You're now free to use unauthorized parts in your 737s  (bloomberg.com) (35)

Tue September 01, 2009
(Wall Street Journal) Dumbass EBay sells Skype for $2.75 billion to a group of drunk investors surfing for porn at 2am  (blogs.wsj.com) (32)
(The Register) Unlikely Microsoft says they're going to kick Apple's ass and they really mean it this time  (theregister.co.uk) (76)
(Orlando Sentinel) Followup Marvel's existing contracts with Sony, Paramount, and Universal Studios theme parks will make Disney's purchase difficult to profit from  (blogs.orlandosentinel.com) (39)
(Time) Spiffy Welcome to Etats Unis: The four-day workweek gains ground in the US  (time.com) (127)
(Some Guy) Followup New UV cured coating might be sprayed onto your cigarettes to make them less of a fire hazard. Won't that be tasty  (specialchem4coatings.com) (22)
(MSNBC) Stupid T-Mobile to charge you for the luxury of charging you. Want a bill? There's a bill for that  (redtape.msnbc.com) (60)
(Sign On San Diego) Obvious Lexus about to get the living fark sued out of them over some floor mats. Really  (www3.signonsandiego.com) (91)

Mon August 31, 2009
(Some Guy) Dumbass Boeing's CEO wants to move the company to China. Better tax him into a better attitude  (dailyfinance.com) (123)
(MSNBC) Strange Boeing announces new 787 test-flight date, which is the perfect occasion to recite random poetry learned in journalism school  (msnbc.msn.com) (18)
(Autoblog.com) Unlikely The most celebrated car of 2009 is... a $40,000 Hyundai??  (autoblog.com) (63)
(Some *Sniff* Guy) Amusing You know times are bad when even NYC concaine dealers are reduced to telemarketing  (nymag.com) (28)
(Free Press) Amusing Lexus soon to be the car of choice for 4:30 dinner reservations  (freep.com) (86)
(NYPost) Stupid Offering your customers a free cup of coffee in NYC can lead to fines ranging from $200 to $2,000  (nypost.com) (78)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting Just when the economy thought it was safe to get back in the water, here comes the commercial real estate crisis  (online.wsj.com) (43)
(Marketwatch) Followup Baker Hughes spends $5.5 billion on BJs  (marketwatch.com) (21)
(Some Guy) News Worst. Takeover. Ever  (techcrunch.com) (508)
(Reuters) Interesting I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Neodymium  (reuters.com) (57)

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