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Sun June 14, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Reuters) Interesting U.S. company executives accuse China of stealing their anti-porn software, China compliments U.S. company executives on the size of their penises  (reuters.com) (20)
(AJC) Interesting Indian car company Mahindra thinks the time is right to introduce their clean diesel SUVs to America  (ajc.com) (66)
(Reuters) Obvious Days after acquiring Tropicana casino, Carl Icahn sets his sights on bankrupt auto parts supplier Delphi. If you have cash on hand, this recession is grrrrrrrreat  (reuters.com) (18)

Sat June 13, 2009
(Some Guy) Interesting Ten ways to make your self unfireable. Surprisingly list doesn't include kneepads, swallowing  (divinecaroline.com) (125)
(ABC News) Sad Anybody want to buy some flags? We've got six of 'em right here... and if you act now, we'll throw in this roller coaster for free  (abcnews.go.com) (179)
(Guardian.com) Interesting Turns out that it might not be illegal downloads killing the music industry. It may in fact be those evil video game players  (guardian.co.uk) (49)
(The Newspaper) Interesting Toll roads dig themselves deeper and deeper into debt, discover right hand side of Laffer Curve  (thenewspaper.com) (42)
(MSNBC) Interesting Amazon pays Toys "Я" Us $51 million to Яesolve contЯact dispute  T-Shirt  (msnbc.msn.com) (8)
(Guardian.com) Interesting The Chancellor of the Exchequer warns that rapidly rising oil prices will negate all economic recovery seen so far. Oh, Darling  (guardian.co.uk) (31)
(Bloomberg) Obvious CItibaNk's Fortunes, Luck, chAnge as Tarp handout has made taxpayers about $3.4 bIllion sO far this year, or about 0.00001 unicorNs/dollar at today's exchange rate  (bloomberg.com) (45)

Fri June 12, 2009
(Bloomberg) Amusing Lehman Brothers (they're still alive?) is engaged in a vicious fight with Barclays over office chairs, pencils and red swingline staplers. Begun, the Office Supply Wars have  (bloomberg.com) (14)
(Wall Street Journal) Followup Capt. Sullenberger is so badass, AIG doesn't have to pay insurance claims to Flight 1459 passengers  (blogs.wsj.com) (68)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting Despite the best efforts of subby's wife, Prada is €600 million in debt  T-Shirt  (online.wsj.com) (29)
(SeattlePI) Interesting Defying its anti-commercial reputation, Craigslist is expected to rake in 100 million roses this year, the most ever for the classified advertising site  (seattlepi.com) (48)
(Washington Post) Asinine IRS proposes that the cell phone your boss issued you so you could be tethered to work 24/7 is a taxable fringe benefit that you have to pay taxes on. Coming soon, taxes on the GPS that causes you to drive into a pond on a business trip  (washingtonpost.com) (162)

Thu June 11, 2009
(PCWorld) Followup AT&T celebrates 130 years of stifling innovation by hobbling your iPhone  (pcworld.com) (46)
(Reuters) Obvious Due to death of dozens of well-known retail chains, shopping mall landlords may go after mom-and-pop tenants to fill zombie space  (reuters.com) (83)
(BusinessWeek) Cool Fiat CEO conducts speed interviews with existing Chrysler executives to ask, "What would you say you DO here?"  (businessweek.com) (50)
(Google) Stupid USA Today to unveil for-pay electronic edition of its newspaper this August, because great journalism costs money  (google.com) (25)
(BBC) Spiffy The hovercraft is 50 years old today, full of eels  (news.bbc.co.uk) (52)
(CNN) Sad As they sit all broken-hearted, a company's profits lost are charted  (cnn.com) (11)
(Fox News) Interesting Administration: 'maybe we shouldn't be paying billions of dollars to people who run corporations into the ground'. Wanna guess who has a problem with that?  (foxnews.com) (123)
(Computerworld) Interesting The Internet has created 1.2 million jobs, with a few of them not even related to porn  (computerworld.com) (18)
(WESH Orlando) Interesting "Pink Slip Parties" like speed dating for the unemployed  (wesh.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Stupid Parking space in Boston sells for $300,000, surprisingly not part of Interstate 93  (wbaltv.com) (45)
(BBC) Strange China bans imports of Renault cars due to safety concerns, presumably involving fire drills  T-Shirt  (news.bbc.co.uk) (35)
(Bloomberg) Obvious Oil hits seven-month high on news that one year ago this week, gas hit $4 a gallon and speculators really miss the good old days  (bloomberg.com) (55)
(Yahoo) Scary Fed made Bank of America's Kenneth Lewis an offer he couldn't refuse  (finance.yahoo.com) (52)

Wed June 10, 2009
(Wall Street Journal) Scary 2012 Fark Headline: McDonalds to introduce $100.00 value menu. w/ "oh crap" chart  (online.wsj.com) (115)
(Some Guy) Amusing Bob Nardeli's farewell address to Chrysler employees calls the bankruptcy a success. I'm not sure that word means what he thinks it does  (thetruthaboutcars.com) (20)
(Some Guy) Amusing Google's CEO is not phased by Microsoft's Bing: "They do this about once a year."  (crn.com) (84)
(CNN) Interesting President Obama names a Pay Czar to figure out how shareholders can have more of a say in executive compensation. Or, as Glenn Beck would say: "OMG WTF SOCIALISM."  (money.cnn.com) (97)
(CNN) Followup Chrysler and Fiat seal the deal. No word if it was a spit-shake or a pinky swear  (money.cnn.com) (19)
(USA Today) Stupid We started the decade with a greedy band threatening to sue the fans for downloading their music. We'll end it with a greedy band threatening radio stations for not playing their music  (usatoday.com) (120)
(Some Guy) Silly The customer service hall of shame. You'll be shocked #1 is still in business, after waiting five minutes for the pingy beeps to sign you in  (articles.moneycentral.msn.com) (86)
(News.com.au) Sad Cue up the world's tiniest violin orchestra. The economy is so tough, Elle Macpherson has been forced to list her home $4 million cheaper than she wanted to. It's now selling for $15.2 million  (news.com.au) (20)
(CNN) Interesting Teddy bear manufacturer sued by female executive who claims they made her a sad panda  (cnn.com) (15)
(Yahoo) Interesting Chrysler and Fiat to unite as the ambiguously screwed duo  (news.yahoo.com) (59)

Tue June 09, 2009
(Caturpayday) Interesting Apparently, no matter how bad the economy is, people will still spend money on their pets-- spending on pet products is expected to increase in 2009 from 43.2 billion in 2008. Your dog wants your credit card  (petlvr.com) (49)
(News.com.au) Strange "We want a fair wage, good working conditions, and tickets to the next Transformers movie"  (news.com.au) (29)
(MSNBC) Interesting GM names former AT&T CEO as new Chairman, promises to roll out new, hip, state-of-the-art cars with crappy service  (msnbc.msn.com) (26)
(king5) Fail On Memorial Day, Starbucks accidently double-charged a million customers. Yea right, just on Memorial Day  (king5.com) (41)
(BBC) Obvious Oil company shells- out $15.5M to settle human-rights lawsuit after receiving detailed e-mail instuctions from Nigeria  (news.bbc.co.uk) (18)
(Free Press) Interesting Some Chrysler dealerships are starting a new chapter. I bet they can't wait until they get to eleven; that's when the plot really picks up  (freep.com) (18)
(Palm Beach Post) Interesting Begun, restaurant sweetener "caddy wars" have. Yeesssssss  (palmbeachpost.com) (59)
(JSOnline) Stupid Entrepreneur blames his restaurant's failure on the economy and not on it's dubious all grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup theme. Fark: He's now heading back to his old job as wealth manager at JP Morgan  (jsonline.com) (46)
(Ink stained hands) Obvious Newspaper association suggestion to newspapers "Give the public a reason to read you." OUCH  (vpa.net) (33)
(New York Daily News) Fail Boston Globe union apparently hasn't been reading news stories about newspapers folding in these changing times  (nydailynews.com) (23)
(Boston Herald) Dumbass Lawyer joins suit against illegal diversion of Massachusetts Turnpike tolls to pay for Big Dig. He should know it's illegal, because he approved it when he was Attorney General  (news.bostonherald.com) (25)
(Bloomberg) Obvious Warren Buffett doubles his stake in state and local municipal bonds to $4.05 billion. Plans to rename several states, cities and towns Margaritaville when they default already in motion  (bloomberg.com) (24)
(The Consumerist) Amusing Son of radio host Michael Savage, AKA the CEO of Rockstar Energy Drinks, is about to learn the Streisand Effect  (consumerist.com) (92)
(Guardian.com) Obvious It's a great time to be in the business of blowing the crap out of things  (guardian.co.uk) (18)

Mon June 08, 2009
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Interesting Poop scooping for lazy pet owners is the # 2 business opportunity during this economic downturd  (news.cincinnati.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Sad Wagging tongues say Aer Lingus faces "most difficult period in its history," pays lip services to mounds of debt but hopes to lick financial woes and snatch victory from jaws of defeat  T-Shirt  (atwonline.com) (30)
(Boston Globe) Stupid "The taxpayer is bailing out the banks, the banks are throwing people out of their houses, and then the banks don't pay the taxes"  (boston.com) (80)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Author Michael Lewis, husband of Tabitha Soren, rips the bailout for Wall Street, who made the mess and are now making money "cleaning it up"  (huffingtonpost.com) (54)
(Bloomberg) Obvious The airlines won't just lose your luggage this year, they're also on track to lose $9 billion. Here comes the next wave of bailouts  (bloomberg.com) (63)
(Marketwatch) Asinine Old and Busted: American companies outsource to India to save money. New Hotness: Indian companies outsource their outsource work to Brazil to save money. You'll notice a trend here  (marketwatch.com) (58)

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