| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| File-sharing sites help make popular acts more popular, study finds. RIAA responds "LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU IT'S ILLEGAL ETC" (news.bbc.co.uk) | (66) | ||
| It's not so much the sound of the ships' horns that bothers neighbors of Seattle's brand new cruise terminal, it's the loud, badly played Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville music in the middle of a Sunday afternoon (seattlepi.com) | (20) | ||
| At least one nation is unaffected by our current recession (finance.yahoo.com) | (36) | ||
| (Some Guy) | The recession is over, and it wasn't all that bad (smartmoney.com) | (124) | |
| (Some Neglected Taco) | Mom wharrgarbls after snowflake notices Del Taco's "I Bagged A Hottie" slogan. Boy, does she sound fat (amadmom.blogspot.com) | (92) | |
| New York Times economics reporter's expertise didn't save him from a black hole of debt. Article worth a read - like watching a slow-motion financial trainwreck (weblogs.baltimoresun.com) | (44) | ||
| Google: "We aren't a monopoly, you dolts. If you don't want to use Google, use Yahoo." (money.cnn.com) | (120) | ||
| He's an outsourcer, and proud of it. Man thinks he is the greatest of all heroes because socks would cost $30 without Chinese labor, and there would be no jobs selling socks at Walmart (latimes.com) | (80) |
| Panasonic trumps Sony's $1B loss with their own $4B loss. Take that, Bravia (online.wsj.com) | (45) | ||
| Wave of recent closures are forcing remaining Chrysler dealers to "get creative" when it comes to staying in business. Somehow, "stop selling Chryslers" didn't warrant consideration (freep.com) | (116) | ||
| You know the economic downturn is taking firm hold when even our nation's douchebags can't keep Abercrombie & Fitch profitable (reuters.com) | (47) | ||
| Mitsubishi UFJ unfriends Citigroup (salon.com) | (6) | ||
| (Legalweek) | Microsoft lets go of Bill Gates' dad as their preferred legal provider. Awkwaaaaard (legalweek.com) | (11) | |
| Angry Chrysler dealer on losing franchise: "I hope the American public looks at this and says we aren't buying anything made by Chrysler because they didn't treat the dealers right". Boycott widely successful since 2006 (oregonlive.com) | (109) | ||
| The ten worst car commercials of all time (jalopnik.com) | (89) | ||
| Swedish CEO gives himself the axe instead of laying off more workers. Chrysler and BT CEOs unavailable for comment (thelocal.se) | (32) |
| Bought anything from Sony lately? Yeah, neither has anyone else (businessweek.com) | (123) | ||
| Here's a list of all the Chrysler dealerships that will stay open after todays mass closings. The good news: they still have jobs. The bad news: they still have to sell Chryslers (jalopnik.com) | (36) | ||
| Sony CEO: "We shoulda beaten Apple"... yeah, you shoulda, but you din't (pcworld.com) | (48) | ||
| 800 US dealerships receive UFIAT from Chrysler (abcnews.go.com) | (19) | ||
| Media hypocrisy as bankrupt Tribune company hands out executive bonuses. Also, Megan Fox is bisexual (washingtontimes.com) | (93) | ||
| Oil prices fall to $58 a barrel on news that Megan Fox is bisexual (upi.com) | (21) | ||
| Men's underwear industry increases cost, complexity, and confusion to better appeal to core buyers: Women (online.wsj.com) | (67) | ||
| Actual U.S. Unemployment: 15.8% (voices.washingtonpost.com) | (171) | ||
| Global stocks slide on fears that Alanis Morissette may show her tits on Weeds (ottawacitizen.com) | (22) | ||
| (The Pitch) | A couple of Beanie Madoffs: speculator authors of 1998's "Beanie Baby Handbook" promised gullible kids Beanies would be worth $1000 in 2008. Today's Ebay price for most: $1 (blogs.pitch.com) | (154) | |
| Former head of the FDIC, L. William Seidman, the man who helped guide us through the S&L crisis and warned of our current banking crisis, dies at the age of 88. Goodnight, moneyman (latimes.com) | (9) | ||
| Obama Administration to derivatives traders: "Your dealings will no longer be conducted in secret." Here comes the $20 per barrel oil (uk.reuters.com) | (121) | ||
| UAW won't strike Chrysler through 2015, still no cure for being in a union and working for Chrysler (freep.com) | (30) |
| (Dallas Observer) | In response to AA making $278M from checking bags, Southwest CEO told the press that his company will not start to charge fees for checking bags. "Find me one example of somebody who likes paying a baggage fee" (blogs.dallasobserver.com) | (92) | |
| Looks like we can all look forward to bailing out FIAT after this whole Chrysler chapter 11 thing runs its course (money.cnn.com) | (28) | ||
| AIG warns that despite over $180 billion in bailout money they still stink on ice (foxnews.com) | (53) | ||
| Forbes editor places blame for Coyotes debacle and pretty much everything wrong with hockey in general on Wayne Gretzky (blogs.forbes.com) | (69) | ||
| GM tells 2,000 dealers they can no longer sell GM cars. Dealers reply, "Duh, that's pretty much the problem" |
(25) | ||
| David Geffen may buy 20 percent of the NY Times as a "civic investment." Critics worry he could turn it into a mouthpiece for Hollywood liberal politics (businessweek.com) | (77) | ||
| (The Business Insider) | Stocks down 200 points because FDA regulated Cheerios marketing. No, really, Larry Kudlow actually said this on CNBC (businessinsider.com) | (9) | |
| (SF BizJournal) | Seagate shows 1,100 employees to the other side of the partition |
(165) | |
| Denver company hopes posting your resume on a bumper sticker catches on (cbs4denver.com) | (17) | ||
| April foreclosures: 374 in the pink, one in the stink (money.cnn.com) | (85) | ||
| Intel fined $1.45 billion for secret deals to squeeze out AMD. Microsoft vows to regain number one spot for anti-trust fines, just as soon as they can produce a product that actually works (reuters.com) | (73) | ||
| After tens of thousands of layoffs and a collapsing market, corporate bigwigs have FINALLY decided that grounding their private jets might be a good idea (wired.com) | (74) | ||
| (Some Hutz) | Lawyer who represents Chrysler dealerships claims that 800 dealerships will be axed on Thursday, and also recommends that each of the 3200 existing ones pony up a $4000 advance so he can sue, sue, sue if they DO get shut down (wfaa.com) | (52) |
| Teflon lawsuit fails to stick (timesfreepress.com) | (30) | ||
| Microsoft's "war" on the iPod is full of more fail than a Florida middle school teacher (pcworld.com) | (236) | ||
| The Food and Drug Administration asks: "Why do Cheerios hate America?" (reuters.com) | (52) | ||
| You know the economy is bad when Nordstrom is expected to post 26 cents in earnings (hosted.ap.org) | (35) | ||
| Economic downturns cause 45 workers at Adhesives Research to become unstuck (denverpost.com) | (10) | ||
| Banks get into twittering. "Washington Mutual is: funneling your money to offshore accounts and shredding documents, LOL" (usatoday.com) | (16) |
| Playboy's profits are plunging faster than Jenny McCarthy's neckline, and they've widened the search for a new CEO. This may have a tremendous impact on those people who still pay for their porn (reuters.com) | (72) | ||
| Dow drops 155 points in one day. In other news, after Obama's first 100 days, this is news again (money.cnn.com) | (129) | ||
| Wéll, évérybody hatés thé ads for thé néw McCafé coffeé drinks; consénsus is that théy suck hardcoré (suntimes.com) | (70) | ||
| Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis hopes to pay back TARP money in "months not years." Also wants to own flying carpet and be invisible (marketwatch.com) | (14) | ||
| With over 300 million barrels of crude sitting in storage and parked in dozens of supertankers around the world, gasoline prices continue to soar. How's that whole supply and demand model working out for you? (boston.com) | (84) | ||
| Four big US banks to sell shares under His Majesty's Royal Joint-Stock Investor Programme (news.yahoo.com) | (18) | ||
| Dish Network profits up 21% on news that nine Mexican guys in an apartment can't understand contractual fine print (tech.yahoo.com) | (21) | ||
| Yeah, about that whole lower deficit thing (finance.yahoo.com) | (489) | ||
| General Motors bankruptcy inevitable. GM shares set to fall like a rock. OOOOOOHHHHH like a rock |
(156) | ||
| Would you like a Doctorate with those fries? (telegraph.co.uk) | (28) | ||
| Credit card debt: $8,000. Value of house repossessed by bank over credit card debt: $315,000. House sold at auction for: $20,000. Priceless (news.com.au) | (64) |