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Sun May 10, 2009
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(USA Today) Dumbass Sun Microsystems: "Uh, yeah.....um....we MAY have kinda sorta bribed some people....a little bit. Accidentally"  (usatoday.com) (32)
(ABC News) Interesting Mortgage broker breaks the wall of silence. The housing boom of 2002-2007 was a multi-trillion dollar Ponzi scheme. Bank of America would like to give Countrywide Financial back now, please  (abcnews.go.com) (72)
(London Times) Obvious Here at UBS we believe in two things: pack your shiat and find another job. You & Us... UBS  (business.timesonline.co.uk) (10)

Sat May 09, 2009
(UPI) Strange Struggling school cafeteria now open to the public to make ends meet  (upi.com) (30)
(LA Times) Strange This is how you tell a redneck businessman...Beef Jerky business cards  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (23)
(Boston Globe) Hero "This is going to be a true zero-tolerance policy. If you are found in possession of a cellphone while in the course of your duties ... you will be terminated."  (boston.com) (180)
(Syracuse.com) Interesting Roger Penske interested in buying Saturn from GM. No word if he's also interested in Mercury or other planets  (syracuse.com) (27)
(Google) Asinine With the economy in the dumps and competitors slashing prices, government owned USPS decides that now is a good time for a rate increase  (google.com) (51)
(ABC News) Stupid The great debate? Should women forego pantyhose in the office in summer? It's not news, it's the front page of ABC News  (abcnews.go.com) (51)
(UPI) Spiffy Little Little Caesars Caesars pizza pizza chain chain turns turns 50 50  (upi.com) (43)
(Montreal Gazette) Obvious Quebec authorities shocked, SHOCKED to discover that fast food ads target children  (montrealgazette.com) (13)
(WebProNews) Interesting ''We'll be known as the helpful overlord, the friendly overlord, the overlord with a heart"  (webpronews.com) (9)
(BBC) Scary Chavez seizes oil service firms to show paranoid right-wing Americans what socialism really looks like  (news.bbc.co.uk) (85)
(Guardian.com) Obvious Just when you think you see the daylight amidst the economic apocalypse, banks would like to warn you that they have whole lot more bad loans that are about to default. Oops?  (guardian.co.uk) (43)
(Daily Mail) Hero "Dining on boiled nettles and barbecued bunnies, washed down with sloe wine, how one man beat the crunch by turning hunter-gatherer. Just don't mention the baked hedgehog"  (dailymail.co.uk) (25)

Fri May 08, 2009
(Reuters) Fail This week's Friday bank closure is brought to you by Westsound Bank in Bremerton, Washington. 33rd bank closure of the year  (in.reuters.com) (16)
(MSNBC) Ironic GM: Without union concessions, we'd be broke, so to thank you, we're doubling production overseas  (msnbc.msn.com) (78)
(Reuters) Obvious Crocs shares plummet by 15 percent, down 95 percent from 2007. CEO: "The Crocs brand in only five years has become almost as well-known as Nike and Adidas. It is already an icon"  (reuters.com) (74)
(AP) Spiffy Canada's unemployment rate goes u -- wait, down? Added jobs? Well, will you look at that  (hosted.ap.org) (58)
(Wall Street Journal) Scary Fannie Mae reports staggering $23.2 billion loss in 1Q of 2009. This is good news, as it's down from their $25.2 billion loss in the 4Q last year. Looks like the $200 billion bailout is working  (online.wsj.com) (91)
(Variety) Interesting You know the economy is really bad when the WWE reports a 47% loss in profits  (variety.com) (130)
(Telegraph) Dumbass When poofreading your resume, try and make sure you're not telling prospective employers that you enjoy cooking dogs  (telegraph.co.uk) (54)

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