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Sun September 30, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bench seats will no longer be offered in passenger cars, meaning you'll have to move to the back seat from now on for all your filthy vehicular-fornicating needs
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(93)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japanese chemical explosion to decrease world diaper output. Plant officials immediately blamed, say it's a bum wrap
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(24)
 


Sat September 29, 2012
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
100 years of Vancouver newspaper ads shine light on hidden city history, a world of Hank Williams Sr. concerts, chesterfield suites, new Ovenized Coke, and B.C. Bud "for Health"
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(6)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Yes, it's that time again: Wall Street's prediction of the 10 brands that won't be around in 2013
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(74)
 
(Wimp)
 
Video
 
And the award for this season's best baseball commercial goes to the NY Mets
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(27)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
First Starbucks to open in India. Hasn't that poor country suffered enough?
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(20)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Jobs at Campbell Soup are mmm mmm gone
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(52)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Next time someone tells you that governmental regulation of corporations isn't needed, show them this article. Of course the right will argue that the market would have self corrected after all their customers were dead
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(292)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mattress rivals Tempur-Pedic and Sealy are becoming bedfellows. Talk about sleeping with the enemy
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(18)
 


Fri September 28, 2012
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
American Airlines says it's not fooled by an increase in pilots calling in sick; threatens to bring in NFL replacement refs if things don't change soon
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(22)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How one alcoholic broker managed to gain control of 69% of the global oil market and spike the price, in just few late night hours of trading while drunk
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(52)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Gremlins in the global economy have the supercar market slowing
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(12)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Two months ago, NPR helped us set up a shell corporation. Now, what do we do with it? Hide all of our assets, of course
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(27)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary to SEC Chairman: "Is Little Timmy Geithner gonna have to choke a b*tch?"
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(6)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
U.S. 2nd Quarter GDP revised downward to: "DAMMIT, JIM - I'm a doctor not a magician"
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(13)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
France decides to finally administer a coup de grâce to their economy
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sony rescues Olympus with a mountain of cash
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(13)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nestle: We will look for you, we will find you, we will give you a check for $16,000
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(12)
 
(Comscore)
 
 
 
Latest US smartphone market stats show Microsoft selling almost 40% as many handsets as industry heavyweight RIM, which would have been great news 8-10 years ago
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italian unions strike against their PM's spending cuts, but really, how can you tell?
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(5)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Food critic calls the restaurant owned by Lady Gaga's parents "the worst thing since herpes". Ouch ... that stings
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(11)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Joseph Goebbels love letters fail to sell. Auction house says they did Nazi that coming
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(16)
 


Thu September 27, 2012
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Starbucks Japan reaches new heights in pretension, takes over Tokyo art gallery with pop-up store where you order $6.50 drink by grabbing color-coded book from expansive bookshelf and taking it to barista as part of "Starbucks Espresso Journey"
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(11)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Don't you just love juicy, tell-all resignation emails sent out to the entire company? Especially the kind with a "Boss had sex on his desk" clause
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(107)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
A grocer's strange solution to a non-problem elicits OUTRAGE from scared and confused shoppers
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(47)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
T-Bills are again paying less than inflation. That's bad. But home sales rose. That's good. Orders for durable goods fell. That's bad. Initial jobless claims declined. That's good. I just want sprinkles
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(48)
 
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Settlement takes down Coppertone's pants and spanks
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(7)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese bank unveils card-free ATMs, allowing users to withdraw cash using simple palm scans
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(43)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines collect $1.7 billion in baggage fees in the first half of the year. Airlines promise to use the second half of the year to start looking for some of those bags
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(46)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Postal Service to default again. Official papers sent by USPS so that should give them at least another 6-8 months
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(40)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Muslim customer posts question to ice cream company's Facebook page, asking if their products contains pork gelatin. Dairy's CEO: "We don't deliver outside of Montana, certainly not Pakistan." Bonus: customer is from Sheridan, Wyoming
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(248)
 


Wed September 26, 2012
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America's ugly exposure to market risk leads other nations to limit flashing by traders
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(15)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who is smuggling cocaine? Oh, it's those two big wigs
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(33)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Goodyear offers Lindsey Lohan and Amanda Bynes driving lessons. Fark needs a "Smartass" tag
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Controversial vaginal whitening wash originally sold in India now available in Thailand, with ads showing "attractive, fair-skinned young woman complaining about how tight shorts can leave skin looking darker"
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(80)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
UK Treasury's Wheatley said to recommend regulation of Libor-Setters, legitimizing the breed
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(11)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Airline to offer baby-free "quiet zone" on their flights. If they would just tow the kids in a U-Haul behind the plane, the entire flight could be a quiet zone
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(25)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Discover Card refunds $200 million to card holders for deceptive marketing practices. The deception actually occurred when they told the customers there were businesses that would honor the card
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Blackberry pulls a surprise RIM job on stock expectations
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(21)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Irish economy is so bad, pubs are going out of business
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(70)
 


Tue September 25, 2012
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Remember that checking account that you closed out when Grandpa died? Yeah, about that
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(31)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
9 times out of 10 I'll take comfort over looks, but this is just too much
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(37)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If Apple continues on its current trajectory, it could wind up at $1 trillion. If it uses Apple Maps, it could wind up at a gas station in Botswana
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(54)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Great Economic News for September: Toys R Us to add 45,000 jobs this Christmas. Bad Economic News for February: 45,000 Toys R Us employees lose their seasonal jobs
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(18)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
NO ONE expects the Spanish market inquisition. Our chief weapon is bailouts
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(7)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Smith Barney, R.I.P. They made money the old fashioned way, They earned it
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(15)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you thought yesterday's 10% dive was breathtaking, just wait for Facebook's October surprise
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(14)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Google jumps, Facebook slumps
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(16)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
After Siri ad flop, Apple's 93rd iPhone commercial goes back to basics, demoing the product "admirably" with help from celebrity voice Jeff Daniels
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To honor Col. Sanders' Southern heritage, KFC Japan unveils Colonel's Bacon Potato Fritters - mashed potatoes mixed with bacon bits, herbs, and sour cream before being battered and deep-fried. Surprisingly, they don't top it with a Confederate flag
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(68)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
McDonald's store manager's handbook, page 6: If you punch out a customer, immediately mop up any spilled blood
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(12)
 


Mon September 24, 2012
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut Middle East unveils pizza with crust made of conical pizzas, each parm-sprinkled cone stuffed with cream cheese, honey mustard chicken, or cream cheese & honey mustard chicken. Allahu Akbar
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(42)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Collecting 4100 items of Mickey Mouse memorabilia? That's just goofy
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(19)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Siemens denies participation in Iranian blow jobs
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(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart looks to fill 50,000 new seasonal jobs. Difficulty: By hiring 5,000 Americans
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(129)
 

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