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Sun August 19, 2012
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Step one: import clunky heavy peasant bicycle from China by the container load. Step two: sell to hipsters for $400. Step three: ironically profit from Commie bike
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember the woman whose car was ruined by a botched oil change at Walmart? Well, Walmart doesn't
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man sues Heinz for stealing his idea for a ketchup pack. Heinz says the suit is meritless, just doesn't cut the mustard
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple shows Facebook and Groupon how a stock is supposed to perform
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The legend lives on from the Dakota on down / Of the boom town they called 'Williston' / The town, it is said, never cleans up a worker / Until a teen brought a shower truck to the town
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Sat August 18, 2012
(The Verge)
 
 
 
In a total coincidence, AT&T's hostile approach to FaceTime is probably going to squeak by the FCC
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you make $30k a year? Move to Italy, you can own a yacht and a Maserati with that income, if tax records are to be believed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
36 weird economic indicators
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Progressive settles with accident victim's family. All it took was losing a trial, a media firestorm, and the impending loss of countless customers
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Fri August 17, 2012
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I used to write hundreds of bad checks and now they won't let me have a bank account. It's not fair"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple stores chief tries to cut lots of staff just as back-to-school season starts. Corporate hilarity ensues
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank officials make case for further easing, mainly since they are out of lube
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(Big 1059)
 
 
 
Obama last week: "Thanks to the bailout, the auto industry is roaring back". This week: Yeah, about that
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Those resilient f***ers
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hackers open a $25 million line of credit on 500,000 Australian credit cards
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Construction of Shell's new oil spill containment barge plagued by, you guessed it, repeated oil spills. But don't worry, nothing could possibly go wrong in the arctic
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chinese automakers: We assemble our cars asbestos we can
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(TPNN)
 
 
 
Ground beef hits record high price. Taco Bell remains unaffected
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
AT&T imposes the Mama Cass rule clause on all Indiana workers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
There's at least one member of the Euro that isn't Finnished yet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Restaurant offers 5% discount to anyone who hands over their cell phone prior to being seated
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Thu August 16, 2012
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Target raises target
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Coffee shop bans 'talking about annoying hipster topics'
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Read the Business Insider to learn about new market trends, business acquisitions, how to win a gun fight, where to invest... wait what??
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
EA available for purchase for only 360,000,000,000 Microsoft Points
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Gold falls to lowest in two years, survival seeds and potable water post solid gains
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The rich are lucky and use that luck to prevent poorer competitors from entering the marketplace
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Justice department calls Apple's proposed ebook price-fixing settlement unfair. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Former Internet sex crimes investigator arrested for... wait for it....sexually assaulting a minor...and we're not done yet... it's his second offense... still going... this year
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(Failure Magazine)
 
 
 
Over the course of 100 years, one bank built its reputation as a customer-focused regional bank. Then management decided it wanted to be a big bank. Within ten years, it was out of business
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Maybe you should have purchased the extended trading loss warranty. Can I sign you up for our useless membership club?
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(BGR)
 
 
 
First, WhatsApp ate the Netherlands
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(Freakonomics)
 
 
 
Usually, a drug company that holds a patent will sue a copycat who creates a knockoff. But frequently, a pharmaceutical firm ends up paying the copycat instead. Here's why
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Treasury Department revises General Motors buyout figures
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(Newser)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to pick up Facebook stock for pennies on the dollar, today's your day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Model sues Volvo, Hertz, and Ford because car ad inviting readers to "spend a night with a Swedish model of your choice" makes her look like a cheap Escort
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Wed August 15, 2012
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How much will it cost you if Bush tax cuts end? A lot... According to a think tank that considers itself nonpartisan while giving awards to Paul Ryan and Charles Koch
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
75 percent of travelers going between Washington and New York would rather spend 4 hours on the rails than 12 on the tarmac
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(BGR)
 
 
 
HP declines to join the Microsoft Surface hate parade
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Peregrine CEO shows what a brokerage firm is madoff
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Come on Euro. DON'T DIE ON ME MANNN
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember to take your corn ration card when you go to the supermarket. Corn triflakea in play
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
But wait, what's happening in the interesting and exotic world of American cold storage facilities?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dick's profits go limp
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Students get free Nike shoes for attending school in Detroit if they just do it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Colorful packaging may be "intellectual property", but it's stupid intellectual property
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American pi
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After laundering $250B for Iran, Standard Charter now has to pay a $340M fine, promise not to let us see them laugh all the way to the bank
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Connecticut Light & Power has reimbursed a woman almost $10,500 after it billed her for 25 years for the electricity used to power streetlights near her home. No this is not a hoax
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(FOX Charlotte)
 
 
 
Alcoholic sandwiches are now available. A TOAST
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Tue August 14, 2012
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
ALL four KFC and Pizza Hut restaurants in Nepal have been shut down with their owners saying that staff had attacked and threatened to kill branch managers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Greece -- quite possibly a slipperier situation than most people thought
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man hopes to get work after telling all employers that he's in the country illegally
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Secrets of the ten most trustworthy companies; none of the ten is a bank
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Pure New Zealand bottled spring water now comes in new tangy algae flavor
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Sipping Apple-flavored Kool-Aid: Best Buy founder proposes $10B plan to compete with Amazon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France's economy surrenders
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
First "iPhone 5 found in bar" story now scheduled for September 21
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
How to opt out of Olive Garden's invasive unlimited breadsticks program (w/video)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wall St. holds another 20% off sale on Groupon
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Americans lose jobs because they buy Chinese crap. New Hotness: Americans being rehired because of Chinese crap
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Mon August 13, 2012
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michael Dell learns that spending $2.7 million a year on security for his family can't overcome the power of his teenager's smartphone and twitter account
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Germany and France starting to stink like the rest of the PIIGS in Europe
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Subby would like to apologize for the recent slowdown in the shipping industry, but the Real Doll army is nearly complete
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to the days of actually taking a lunch break?
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(Palm Springs Desert Sun)
 
 
 
National Clean Energy Summit wraps up in a self-congratulatory orgy in that most sustainable of cities, Las Vegas
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Apparently Google loves big-name guidebooks. The search giant has agreed to buy the Frommer's brand of travel guides for an undisclosed sum
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(Google)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan recalls Olympic commemorative glasses after 78 customers report injuries from "glass protrusions." No class-action lawsuit is anticipated
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you thought bankers were to blame for the financial crisis, Libor scandal & the defrauding of millions in PPI clauses you were wrong....Apparently it's all OUR fault for demanding that banks hold our money for free
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Telenet to issue debt, log on to a BBS at 2400 baud. Get the hell off my lawn
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Sears still thinks it can be profitable, decides to split some of its stores into a separate company
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Google to cut 4,000 presumably evil jobs at Motorola Mobility
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Newcrest to spend $5 billion making holes in mines
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds that a scarcity of women leads to costlier gifts, more expensive engagement rings, very nervous sheep
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Pfizer invites you to rim a dog. "Nope, no sir. I don't like it"
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