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Sun May 27, 2012
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Things you can buy from a vending machine. A) Candy. B) Designer coffee. C) Laptops and iPads
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Yelpers to restaurateurs: If you give me a gift card, a free meal, or window seating, I won't give you a bad review. Capisce?
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Sat May 26, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines begins testing flights with even crappier service
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Like many inventors, the man who patented the egg cartoon was no match for sharp lawyers and big business. His story is scrambled in a slide show. So get crackin'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Socialism turns out to be tremendous for the real-estate market, if the socialism is in France and the real-estate market is in New York
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Owners of hipster lunch spot MRKT unhappy that bigger restaurant group is opening hipster gastropub MKT nearby and claims they picked similar name "because it reflects a trend in the United States toward abbreviation"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
How to make a small fortune from Facebook. Step one: Start with a large one
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Rest easy, if you missed the first six months of Yahoo's 'Livestand' magazine, you weren't alone
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Google made a billion dollars in Australia last year, and paid $174,000 tax
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Fri May 25, 2012
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet hates Fark.com
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No matter who loses, the bank always wins
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
What's Wall Street going to ruin next? Funding for commercial space travel
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lehman Brothers did nothing wrong according to SEC spokesman Sgt. Schultz
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Interactive map of where home mortgages are underwater. California and Florida still look like Atlantis
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
Michigan man awarded $65,000 in robo-call lawsuit. Instructed to push "one" for payment
source: theoaklandpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"No, no, no, being the bank's Head of Fraud means that you're supposed to STOP it"
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Target, which faced a boycott because they were apparently against gay marriage, is now accused of apparently being for gay marriage
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Thu May 24, 2012
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you want a preview of what rich Americans will do while their country burns, look no further than Greece
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
HP tells 27,000 workers to cache in their chips
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
After devastating buyers on the NASDAQ, Facebook considers buying back all shares and going private. Just kidding, they're moving to NY Stock Exchange
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tiffany profits fall short of expectations. Debbie Gibson remains strong
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Law grad pays off his $114,000 college loan. In cash
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Pacific Railway strike leads to 2,000 layoffs, impromptu hockey games
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Wed May 23, 2012
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Economic confidence in US hits new high until someone realizes that the chart's upside-down
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Facebook profile timeline. New hotness: Timeline of Facebook's IPO - from investor exuberance to congressional investigations
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pandora raises revenue outlook. This is why we must think outside the box
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Upton's new bikini collection campaign guaranteed to have legs ... etc. (w/ borderline not safe for work pics)
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hospice facilities now used as cost-cutter for hospitals. It still gets the same end result but just cuts out the middle man
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Greece could slip out of the Euro and we'd feel a little pressure, but it won't be painful if we do it right. Trust me
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ferrera Pan and Farley's to merge, creating the ever-tasty LemonChucklehead
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Euro downgraded from "Sinbad" to "Carrot Top"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook settles lawsuit over 'sponsored stories' (sponsored link)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
For whom the profit Tolls
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Someone decides to check the mathyness that the government used to show that the bailouts actually turned a profit. Turns out the government sucks at mathyness
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
There is no Plan B, only Zuul
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Barclays bank customers suddenly find that their credit card numbers have thousands of followers on Twitter
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Upcoming Fender music IPO causes analysts to fret after seeing the latest company telecast
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(US SEC)
 
 
 
Some guy named Mark Zuckerberg sold 30.2 million shares of FB common stock at $37.58. These damn daytraders... I tell ya
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(Steve Weaver Aircraft)
 
 
 
A niche in the aviation business: flying with the newly dead. "Oh, no need to sit up, sir, we haven't landed yet"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
2.4% of General Mills' workforce eliminated by suspected cereal killer
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's bad when people wonder why you still have your job... and wonder it in public... and you're the founder of the company. Isn't that right, Michael Dell?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford able to get its logo back from the pawn shop after being able to make this month's rent. Status of DVD player and old Refreshments CD "Fizzy Fuzzy Big & Buzzy" still unknown
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
And remember, nothing says "good job" like a firm, open-palm slap on the ass
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(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
Now NOTHING can stop me from making sure Fark has top-quality submissions all day long* (*Top-quality submission guarantee does not apply to this one)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Greek hospitals decide that mothers can't take their newborns home if they can't pay the hospital bill
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Greece has a 46-hour window to GTFO of the €uro. Let's see if they take the bait
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Trickle-down effect in action as new Facebookionaires start pissing their wealth down on everybody else
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(Yahoo)
 
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Barry Ritholz: Facebook, led by the man-child Zuck screwed this up pretty badly. They were pigs about this
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
6 in 10 consumers have cut back on non-essential spending due to high price of gasoline. Of course, without a job or car, gasoline also becomes non-essential
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gold falls on weakening Euro, market uncertainty, and likelihood of a European recession. Wait, what?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Facebook continues to faceplant as Zuckerberg, Morgan Stanley sued by shareholders. Stop hittin' yourself
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(Independent)
 
 
 
7. 7 Billion Dollars. Ah ah ah ahhhh
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Let's play money losing game
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Verizon isn't evil because it hates you. Verizon is evil because it wants to make its shareholders some money. Is that so wrong?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday John D. Rockefeller who would have been 173 today if money could buy time
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NYC weighs 20% taxi rate increase. Oh c'mon, that's not fare
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(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
Why your employees are quitting. It certainly can't be that you pay them a peon's wages
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to recognize an honest stock broker? No sweat
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(The Reporter)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson recalls a sh*tload of Imodium
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Tue May 22, 2012
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired. FIRED FIRED FIRED FIRED FIRRRRRRRRRRED
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore Hilton loses millions, has herpes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley cut its outlook for Facebook revenues just days before Morgan Stanley took Facebook public, but only privately warned "major clients." Oops, their bad
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
If your bank mistakenly deposits $69,000 into your account, they're going to want it back at some point
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out the easiest way to piss off the Pope is to examine the Vatican's tax-haven bank and its investment practices. Who knew?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lesson number one for POM pomegranate juice company. Never ever sue Minute Maid
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Government sets minimum noise standards for hybrid and electric cars based on testing scale from 0 to Ford
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The data indicate the country may be experiencing the jobless recovery economists warned of during the recession" Curse those recovery mongers
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
United Airlines executive, who makes $3m a year, says that its frequent fliers are "over entitled"
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(The Daily Mash)
 
 
 
Being business-friendly isn't just about ignoring massive tax avoidance and asset-stripping. It also means selling the freedom of every man, woman and child in the country
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook falls another 8%, considers buying back all its shares and going private
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Remember when GM pulled their Facebook ads because they "didn't work"? Turns out, the real reason they didn't work is because GM just sucks at online marketing
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How Facebook could destroy the U.S. economy
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Motel 6 sold for $1.9 billion. That's a lot of one-night stands
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Just to be clear, you probably shouldn't try to sell a language program on eBay that's called Rose-ettah Schtone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Please don't take my Vodafone away
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(mdj online)
 
 
 
After taking a public relations beating over their service dog policy, Popeye's decides to roll over
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Should you bet on the big object in Angie Merkel's pants?
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Mon May 21, 2012
(My Fox Memphis)
 
 
 
Want to sit next to your spouse or kid on the airplane? Pay more. Why? Because fark you, that's why
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(AOL)
 
 
 
"Nobody's hiring" and other lies you tell yourself to justify staying on the dole
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The average wedding in the US now tops $27K, or yet another example why most people can't get out of debt and will never be able to retire
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(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
Keep redlighting my submissions. I'll show them. I'll show all of them. Time to send my resume to reddit
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme continues to go stale
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(Visual.ly)
 
 
 
Interactive graphic lets you watch Mark Zuckerberg lose money in real time (scroll to the bottom)
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Good news. If you bought Facebook stock on the first day, you've already lost money. OK, so maybe not good news for you
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
The good news is that Boehner thinks that JPMorgan will be held accountable by the invisible hand
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Data may shed light on healthcare trends, if he can ever defeat Moriarty on the holodeck
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Alibaba grants Yahoo a $7.1 billion wish
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(Economist)
 
 
 
This week The Economist writes about hostage-taking by billionaires, or, as it's more commonly known, American football
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So how's your privately owned prison business doing, Carl? Really? That good? Uh, you may want to check your voice mail, Carl. Just sayin'
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