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Sun May 20, 2012
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(Amtrak)
 
 
 
Five products with overhyped health claims. Apply directly to the forehead. Five products with overhyped health claims. Apply directly to the forehead. Five products with overhyped health claims. Apply directly to the forehead
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(39)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The trouble is, of course, that almost no one can accumulate that much money - in rough terms, about 25 years of living expenses after Social Security and pensions - just by investing in safe assets"
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(68)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The happiest place on Earth ups the price of happiness for the second time in less than a year. What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit are these guys running here?
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(34)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
GM decides that advertising at the largest single sporting event with the largest TV audience of the year still won't help
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(41)
 
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Jeeps are hotter than ever... LITERALLY
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(41)
 


Sat May 19, 2012
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
( o_o) [Can consumers fit in and remain unique?] (¬■_■) [BUY, CONSUME, OBEY]
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(22)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Was the Facebook IPO overhyped? Does the Pope shiat in the woods? Does a bear wear a funny hat?
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 


Fri May 18, 2012
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Google: "Our motto might say don't *be* evil, but it says nothing about purchasing it"
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(33)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fark Survey: Shorting Facebook stock: When and how much?
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(83)
 
(US SEC)
 
 
 
If you choose a CEO with no qualifications beyond "a guy you met kite-surfing in Malibu," the government might realize you're running a scam. Or Yahoo
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"[Zuckerberg's] net worth will jump an astounding $1 billion for every $2 jump in the stock price"
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(47)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Contrarian take on Facebook IPO: "You'd be better off investing in Greek government bonds". Facebook IPO discussion thread
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(196)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bring out your dead
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(31)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Minute Maid labels beverage 'Pomegranate Blueberry' despite only having 0.3% pomegranate juice and 0.2% blueberry juice. Judge: Drink up
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(167)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The only winning move is not to play
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(17)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Groupon stock price suspiciously spikes ahead of earnings report. SEC once again looking at Bud Fox
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(5)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Time Warner Cable employee absolutely shocked to find his co-workers watching porn. Hopes $2 million will help him get over the trauma
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(39)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Don't give up on oil yet. It has so much more overinflated value to lose
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(12)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The EU and the ECB to take Old Yeller out behind the shed, have plans to tell kids it's in a better place now
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(11)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook trading a sign of hope for investors
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(55)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook trading a major red flag for investors
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Comcast tries sucking just a little bit more
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(56)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The world's largest PC maker, Hewlett-Packard may hit delete on 25,000 of its 300,000 person global workforce
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(33)
 


Thu May 17, 2012
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fed to study how banks manage deposits. Their timing is impeccable
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Fitch slices Greece's long-term credit rating to CCC from B-, citing its continued membership in the eurozone as being DOA
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Vermont bans fracking. Starbuck inconsolable
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet's Bershire-Hathaway is buying into another dying business. Buggy whip manufacturers rejoice
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(29)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Epic boner by lawyer for Goldman exposes their Sachs
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Foreclosures hit a record low, probably because there's only a few houses left to foreclose upon
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(12)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Eduardo Saverin says that he is not dodging taxes by renouncing his US citizenship, in the same way that subby discovered table salt
source: asia.cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Greek government denies there is a run on the bank as everybody looks to cash out euros now instead of taking drachmas later
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(65)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Sears plans on abandoning their Canada operations, as the demand for plaid flannel, maple syrup, moose traps, and goofy hats with floppy ears has declined sharply
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(16)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
John Deere earnings continue to ride uphill
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(4)
 
(The Big Picture)
 
 
 
Brief history of how lobbyists and banks whittled away at Glass-Steagall over time until it was gone. Kind of like Lisa and Bart saying "Can we have a pool, Dad?" until Homer relents
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(74)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember the fine print of the Verizon contract that states they can change the terms any time they want? Well, it's that time
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(252)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Average cost of health care for a family of four now at $20,000 a year. Of course, if anyone actually gets sick the cost goes up a lot more
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(38)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If Universal and EMI merge, they will own 40% of the music industry, turning them into the Borg Collective of music
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(70)
 


Wed May 16, 2012
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo drives man to commit suicide
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(75)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Clear Channel continues its efforts to own every radio station in every city
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All Day I Dream About Suing
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(9)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
When even Forbes thinks that Wall Street commercial banking needs a leash and a muzzle, it probably needs a leash and a muzzle
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(22)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Owners of "Pizza Delicious" bought an ad on Facebook. Let's find out how they did
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(95)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obama's failed energy policy at work: The US is currently the world's fastest growing oil and natural gas producer. "The new Middle East" according to Citigroup analysts
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(262)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British joblessness falls unexpectedly, pay rises slow, sending ripples through pub industry
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(3)
 
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
If you can't beat them in the marketplace, beat them at the border. It's the Apple way
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(18)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
With all the hype over Facebook's IPO, one question is starting to be asked quietly again and again... what exactly does Facebook *do*?
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(46)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Facebook discovers there's a lot more suckers out there than previously thought
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(8)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The €urozone becomes the human centipede -- stitched up by a psychotic German one is about to die and take the rest with them
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(12)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
General Mills gives the Honey Nut Cheerios mascot intense background story of abuse in foster care to try and capture a wider demographic
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Olrtxt dbt gvd bank mce isu weu es gr ezc ecb eu;de10yt=tweb es10yt=tweb
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(27)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
JCPenney "every day" pricing causes loss of customers...every day
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(86)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hello, Mr Subby. Sorry to bother you at home... Yes, I see you're on the do not call list, very wise these days, but this is a political poll -- we're exempt. Now then, would you care to purchase a time share?
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(103)
 


Tue May 15, 2012
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Goodwill gets a new CEO. Early reports suggest she was lured in by an extremely generous used sweater and broken TV compensation package
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(28)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Rust Belt cities like Detroit and Cleveland are becoming more popular with young people eager to live in the present-day equivalent of "Blade Runner"
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(74)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal claims GM pulling $10 million ads from Facebook because they didn't work. In a related story, WSJ adjusts onion on belt
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the eternal battle of good vs. evil, the Catholic Church has sometimes struggled to lead the forces of righteousness. Not in this case. Today, the Pope has won a major moral victory. A victory against...Benetton
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(20)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Jamie Dimon wants everyone to know that 23 million bucks stops with him
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(34)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Investor" is planning on putting his daughter's entire $25,000 college fund into Facebook IPO. "If it goes the Google route, I'll be in good shape"
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(217)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
1) Get your Fark on at work
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(8)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
When you need an erection in the woods, don't forget Dick's
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(8)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
JPMorgan CEO Jamie "Who the f*ck do you think you are?" Dimon stripped of his board chairmanship and smug-ass grin
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(58)
 
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
With Facebook net revenue topping $4 billion a year, clearly the worth company is worth over $100 billion total
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(31)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You won't BELIEVE what we packed into this video. CEOs Gone Wild. Watch in horror as old white men do lines of coke off a hooker's ass
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(3)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes names "the worst CEO of a large publicly traded American company today," and four others who should already be fired. Subby suggests firing whoever split this into 3 pages
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(22)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Retail sales PROBABLY slowed. Maybe. Perhaps. Fark it, we don't know, we fired the guy who ran those numbers
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(10)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
"Unsourcing" the latest trend in big corporation customer service, which sounds suspiciously like letting the customers fend for themselves in figuring out how to fix the crap they've been sold
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(57)
 


Mon May 14, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Chesapeake CEO says he'd welcome Icahn, has cheezburger
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(7)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Microsoft-funded startup thinks it can stop piracy. Isn't that cute?
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(51)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Not even the Avengers can save gold at this point
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
JP Morgan investment chief gets deregulated
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(40)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Dollar store signals the beginning of the end of Vermontiness
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(41)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
There will always be an England
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(14)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What happens when that crack-smoking analyst injects his stash into a crazier analyst? This
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New study says that looks matter more than reputation when it comes to trusting people with your money. Obvious tag explodes, leaving its ex-wife broke, sitting next to a mistress at the funeral and having to file Chapter 13
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(12)
 
(Blogmaverick)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban calls bullshiat on the college credentialing racket: "I want people who can do the job. I want the best and brightest. Not a piece of paper." Duke is about to suck more than it has ever sucked before
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(115)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Palladium is the new platinum
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(29)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Weakening euro has officials beginning to consider a Greek exit. Looks like like we're not through with all that Santorum mess just yet
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(7)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you can't argue with Paul Krugman on economics, why not complain about how he doesn't like your opinion instead?
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(263)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Facebook planning to stop taking orders for its IPO two days ahead of schedule. SO STOP POKING ME - MZ
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(13)
 

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