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Sun May 20, 2012
Sat May 19, 2012
Fri May 18, 2012
Thu May 17, 2012
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Fed to study how banks manage deposits. Their timing is impeccable |
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Fitch slices Greece's long-term credit rating to CCC from B-, citing its continued membership in the eurozone as being DOA |
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Vermont bans fracking. Starbuck inconsolable |
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Warren Buffet's Bershire-Hathaway is buying into another dying business. Buggy whip manufacturers rejoice |
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Epic boner by lawyer for Goldman exposes their Sachs |
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Foreclosures hit a record low, probably because there's only a few houses left to foreclose upon |
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Eduardo Saverin says that he is not dodging taxes by renouncing his US citizenship, in the same way that subby discovered table salt |
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Greek government denies there is a run on the bank as everybody looks to cash out euros now instead of taking drachmas later |
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Sears plans on abandoning their Canada operations, as the demand for plaid flannel, maple syrup, moose traps, and goofy hats with floppy ears has declined sharply |
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John Deere earnings continue to ride uphill |
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Brief history of how lobbyists and banks whittled away at Glass-Steagall over time until it was gone. Kind of like Lisa and Bart saying "Can we have a pool, Dad?" until Homer relents |
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Remember the fine print of the Verizon contract that states they can change the terms any time they want? Well, it's that time |
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Average cost of health care for a family of four now at $20,000 a year. Of course, if anyone actually gets sick the cost goes up a lot more |
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If Universal and EMI merge, they will own 40% of the music industry, turning them into the Borg Collective of music |
Wed May 16, 2012
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Wells Fargo drives man to commit suicide |
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Clear Channel continues its efforts to own every radio station in every city |
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All Day I Dream About Suing |
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When even Forbes thinks that Wall Street commercial banking needs a leash and a muzzle, it probably needs a leash and a muzzle |
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Owners of "Pizza Delicious" bought an ad on Facebook. Let's find out how they did |
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Obama's failed energy policy at work: The US is currently the world's fastest growing oil and natural gas producer. "The new Middle East" according to Citigroup analysts |
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British joblessness falls unexpectedly, pay rises slow, sending ripples through pub industry |
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If you can't beat them in the marketplace, beat them at the border. It's the Apple way |
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With all the hype over Facebook's IPO, one question is starting to be asked quietly again and again... what exactly does Facebook *do*? |
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Facebook discovers there's a lot more suckers out there than previously thought |
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The €urozone becomes the human centipede -- stitched up by a psychotic German one is about to die and take the rest with them |
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General Mills gives the Honey Nut Cheerios mascot intense background story of abuse in foster care to try and capture a wider demographic |
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JCPenney "every day" pricing causes loss of customers...every day |
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Hello, Mr Subby. Sorry to bother you at home... Yes, I see you're on the do not call list, very wise these days, but this is a political poll -- we're exempt. Now then, would you care to purchase a time share? |
Tue May 15, 2012
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Goodwill gets a new CEO. Early reports suggest she was lured in by an extremely generous used sweater and broken TV compensation package |
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Rust Belt cities like Detroit and Cleveland are becoming more popular with young people eager to live in the present-day equivalent of "Blade Runner" |
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Wall Street Journal claims GM pulling $10 million ads from Facebook because they didn't work. In a related story, WSJ adjusts onion on belt |
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In the eternal battle of good vs. evil, the Catholic Church has sometimes struggled to lead the forces of righteousness. Not in this case. Today, the Pope has won a major moral victory. A victory against...Benetton |
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Jamie Dimon wants everyone to know that 23 million bucks stops with him |
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"Investor" is planning on putting his daughter's entire $25,000 college fund into Facebook IPO. "If it goes the Google route, I'll be in good shape" |
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1) Get your Fark on at work |
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When you need an erection in the woods, don't forget Dick's |
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JPMorgan CEO Jamie "Who the f*ck do you think you are?" Dimon stripped of his board chairmanship and smug-ass grin |
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With Facebook net revenue topping $4 billion a year, clearly the worth company is worth over $100 billion total |
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You won't BELIEVE what we packed into this video. CEOs Gone Wild. Watch in horror as old white men do lines of coke off a hooker's ass |
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Forbes names "the worst CEO of a large publicly traded American company today," and four others who should already be fired. Subby suggests firing whoever split this into 3 pages |
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Retail sales PROBABLY slowed. Maybe. Perhaps. Fark it, we don't know, we fired the guy who ran those numbers |
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"Unsourcing" the latest trend in big corporation customer service, which sounds suspiciously like letting the customers fend for themselves in figuring out how to fix the crap they've been sold |
Mon May 14, 2012
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