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Sun May 13, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Bad news for those of you who have invested all your money in corn
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(52)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Your Yahoo search "CEO" yielded no results
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(21)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Teens walk on old people's lawns. Old people take teen's jobs in record numbers. Old people can afford nicer lawns. And the circle of life is complete
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(61)
 


Sat May 12, 2012
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
In other news, a recent study shows that Colorado, Utah and Wyoming have more recoverable oil than the rest of the entire world. So we have that going for us, then
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(170)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
All businesses that did not lose $3.2 billion last quarter take a step forward. Not so fast USPS
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(114)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
No fruit in my Fruit Roll-Ups? What's next, no babies in my Sugar Babies?
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(46)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Judge: There's a better chance of getting struck by lightning while winning the lottery than there is of you being awarded any copyright damages. Oracle: We like those odds
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(39)
 


Fri May 11, 2012
(MSN)
 
 
 
Companies that have done well during the economic downturn -- JP Morgan Chase, Bank of America, and Wells Fargo -- and have a masterful grasp of customer service now really want to run your 401k
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(44)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Stocks turn positive on strong sentiment data. It looks like someone had a HUG
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(5)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh JP Morgan? The SEC would like a word with you over those reckless trades that lost you $2 billion in the last six weeks, two words, actually, and they are "you're farked"
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(207)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Toyota CEO repeats Charlie Chaplin quote to reporters, saying his best car is "the next one." Japan's population of Chaplin experts heatedly claim their hero never said it
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(12)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
HBO co-president thinks internet-based TV is on the way out. Also expects dinosaurs to make a comeback
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(68)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook co-founder can tell you how much US citizenship is worth
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(82)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
HP still full of leaks. Hovercraft still full of eels
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(9)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
$0
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(108)
 
(Enterprise News)
 
 
 
Yahoo CEO says he couldn't have put false information on his resume because he never gave Yahoo a resume
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(29)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
American Airlines drops highest level of service as passenger treatment now moves from insulting to abusive
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(19)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
10 questions for JP Morgan, not including "just who the FARK do you think you are?"
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(101)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No one wants Facebook stock
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(85)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Facebook stock demand is HOT HOT HOT
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(21)
 


Thu May 10, 2012
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Corn is the new corn
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(31)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
JP Morgan loses $2 billion. Chief executive says "this is not how we want to run a business"
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(51)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wall Street traders have no reservations about selling Priceline
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(11)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
And On The Seventh Day, God Rested. But oil fell
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thank you for banking with sh*ty bank
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(23)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Noble Group's quarterlies anything but magnanimous
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(1)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
India Central Bank scrambles to pick up the blinking rupee
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(10)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bombardier Q1 net craters on lack of jets
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trinitrons keeping Sony's outlook disappointing, fuzzy
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(17)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Starbucks: Using mind control to get you hot under the collar
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(34)
 


Wed May 09, 2012
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Merkel won't swallow the new French president's economic plan. (w/ won't-swallow pic that you can't unsee)
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(91)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Rupee fails to do the needful against the dollar
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(35)
 
(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
Bank to customer: "Sorry, we no longer handle cash of any kind over the counter"
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(36)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Catalyst for higher stocks is no catalyst. What is it now? A muffin? A elephant? A rear view mirror?
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(10)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Vidal Sassoon split, ends
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(134)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gold falls below $1,600 an ounce. Glenn Beck can't fap to this
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(49)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Coffee shop also provides paternity tests, urine tests, notary, and tax prep. I assume that it's inside a TARDIS
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(3)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fannie Mae finally solvent, Americans still broke
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(7)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Saks sacks 220
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(8)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Kraft fined for allegations of underweight Oscar Mayer "meats"
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(10)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In between dinner with Fortune and foreclosing on troops, JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon finds time to claim credit for everything good in the world, blame Occupy Wall Street for everything bad, and say CEOs are victims of discrimination
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(41)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Disney is wasting no time cashing in on the Avengers thrill ride. Actually, it's not a ride. It's more like over priced hats and tee shirts, but you get the idea
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(10)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Siemens injects $160 million to blow off a load of gas
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(4)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Maidenform profits sag, lack investor support
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(10)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
War on CEOs™ claims another victim as Shareholder's Spring gets into full swing
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(13)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Those F-16 parts you're buying on Craigslist? The seller may be a no-show. Bonus: News video of the story shows an F-15
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(15)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who sent global markets reeling after his Greek victory; wait until he cleanses his whole economy
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(21)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
AOL somehow managed to make money in the first quarter of 2012
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(5)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Don't go to law school, it's time to drop the fries, and 26 other things new college grads should know
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(300)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How not to sell new airliners: take 44 customers up on a demonstration flight for a demonstration crash
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(97)
 


Tue May 08, 2012
(Some Swinger)
 
 
 
First Dodge Dart leaves the factory, begins rusting
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(72)
 
(News Hounds)
 
 
 
Fox News: "Women make less than men by choice." Preposterous. Everyone knows that women make more sandwiches than men
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(104)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wendy's profits down thanks to higher horse prices
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(34)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
McDonald's sales up less than expected. Ba da ba ba ba?
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(27)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
I said, THE CANADIAN RADIO-TELEVISION AND TELECOMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION ORDERS TV ADS TO TURN DOWN THE VOLUME
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
From accurate headline to complete bullsh*t in two sentences. Stupid, Asinine and Dumbass tag pull a train on Scary tag for the ultimate Fail
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(21)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Retail investors lining up to lose money on Facebook IPO
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(36)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you think THIS financial crisis is bad, wait until you see the investment bankers of tomorrow (with bonus dry humping pic)
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you have a BoA mortgage and you're more than two months behind in payments you might be eligible for up to 35% reduction in your monthly payment
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(75)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
On the bright side, expect many more kung-fu movies to be shown
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(5)
 


Mon May 07, 2012
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Texas is in first place, and California last for: c) doing business
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(176)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett to CNBC interviewer: "I f*cked your wife"
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(132)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you throw out the two bad years, under Bush the economy created 130K jobs per month. If you throw out Obama's first year, the economy created 131K jobs per month. It's almost as if the president has no real control over job creation
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're so broke we can't even afford to go bankrupt anymore
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(41)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock trading continues its decline as people realize casinos are substantially safer investments
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who was told by Southwest Airlines that she was too fat to fly finally hopes to tip the scales of justice
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(108)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Greek stocks again take it in the ass
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(26)
 

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