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Sun May 06, 2012
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(Newser)
 
 
 
It's time to end the 60 hour work week. It really doesn't do anybody any good
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(146)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Remember that AAirpass you bought years ago that gave you unlimited first class tickets to anywhere in the world? Turns out when you use it, it costs us money, so we're going to cancel it, ban you from flying us and sue you
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(102)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Slaves, unhappy about work conditions, begin to sue overseers
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(95)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Show up for work? Earn awards? Arrested 40 years ago? That's a firin'
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(85)
 


Sat May 05, 2012
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
David Koch contributes $35 million to Smithsonian National Museum for new dinosaur hall. Most money now given by the Koch family for a dinosaur since they donated to the McCain campaign
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RIM announces it will still include physical keyboards, rotary dials on its new line of wireless phones
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(130)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
IPhone owners found to be least likely to switch carriers despite poor service. Finally an explanation for every customer who uses AT&T
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(44)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news: Oil prices are dropping Bad news: Oil prices are dropping
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(58)
 


Fri May 04, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Duke earnings fall, sucks
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(6)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Whole Foods stock sounds fat
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(14)
 
(Local 8 Idaho Falls)
 
 
 
Fire damage: $2,000, Fire Sprinkler damage: $250,000
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(32)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg has about a billion reasons to love the new Facebook IPO
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bizarre spring weather hurts wineries in Iowa. In other news, there are wineries in Iowa
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(29)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How to get a bigger Keynesian multiplier. Don't believe what they say, size DOES matter. Here are the tips experts don't want you to know
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Escort has message for Wall Street johns: "Actually, you're really small and you're bad in bed"
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(72)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italy's recession set to be longer, deeper, more stylish and beautiful than expected
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(8)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chicago radio station finds that Rod Blagojevich has a face that can stop traffic
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(5)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Harvard and MIT to offer free online courses. Now anyone can brag about being a Harvard dropout
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(20)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Yahoo admits it made error regarding CEO's background. They should have Googled him
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(36)
 


Thu May 03, 2012
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coffee backs off 52-week highs, has a massive headache
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(4)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Investors are likely to have trouble, however, when oil futures hit the saneness
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OPEC almost maintains straight face as it claims it is working hard to bring oil prices down
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(12)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
When will U.S. house prices recover? Around the same time that you'll get over it
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(60)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
In the next 5 - 8 yrs. Google and Facebook could just be gone. Not bankrupt gone, but MySpace gone
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(141)
 
(CFIF)
 
 
 
No matter how you slice the numbers, the outcome is always the same: states that embrace conservative policies consistently outperform states where big government carries the day
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(252)
 
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Herbalife: "If the market doesn't like our shares, we'll buy our own shares and have hookers and blackjack. You know what, FORGET THE SHARE BUYING"
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(12)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Yum selling Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, taco smell
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(30)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sir Mervyn King admits that the financial crisis has indeed a single cause - deregulation of banks. No worries dear chap, your successor will surely make everything hunky dory
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New study finds obese women face serious job discrimination unless they can wear a Viking helmet and sing "Ride of the Valkyries"
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(283)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Apart from the whole "house burning down in five minutes, killing everybody inside" part, engineered wood is a wonderful modern construction material
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(46)
 
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Sad: College student robbed of beer. Cool: Beer distributor offers replacement. Difficulty: Pabst Blue Ribbon
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How you know your law firm is doomed: When the senior partners distribute a memo to partners "encouraging" them find a new job somewhere else
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(12)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Target to Amazon: "We're not your showroom." Amazon: "Target who?"
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Our profits need to be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(6)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Low-cost airline charging $100 per carry-on bag
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(60)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
That's a great headline Forbes, now don't get penisy
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(13)
 


Wed May 02, 2012
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Green Mountain stock now a steaming pile of brown
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(25)
 
(Daily Finance)
 
 
 
PF Chang's becomes PF Cha-Ching's as private equity firm buys the chain for $1.1 billion
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China loves its pork, but when their droppings become an issue, hey why not make it into a fuel?
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(32)
 
(Mega 949)
 
 
 
Facebook plans May 18 IPO. | like | shares | please |
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(24)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Pfizer hoping their new Alzheimer, blood thinner and arthritis drugs will pillage the competition
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(17)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It's been forty years since the American workforce had benefits and salary that ran parallel to economic growth, and those forty years have been full of pay disparity based on both race and gender
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(199)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
They are freaking out... man
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(18)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Get ready ... The Facebook IPO road show is coming to your town
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(17)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looking to re-build its scandal-plagued mortgage banking business, Citi decides to hire the former chief executive of Freddie Mac, the only mortgage lender with an even worse reputation than their own
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(41)
 


Tue May 01, 2012
(China Daily)
 
 
 
China to boost Hungarian imports. They'll just be Hungary again in an hour
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(10)
 
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
Thai workers: "We need a 300-baht minimum daily wage next year." Thai official: "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn baht man"
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(21)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Adidas profits run ahead of expectations (link fixed)
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(8)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
The Florida of the hamburger world clogs the arteries of another quarter
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(40)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stockblocked
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(12)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Babies R Us has a modest proposal
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Google identifies WiFi scandal scapegoat
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(22)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Another day, another patent battle to stifle innovation
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spirit Airlines won't refund ticket for terminally ill Vietnam Vet; says the only way he can get a refund is to die before or during the flight. Come on, man, show some spirit
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(95)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Sears turns a profit
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(17)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Merchants complain that new lightweight Canadian $1 and $2 coins are making vending machines go loonie
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(9)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Step 1: Patent an obscure bit of government funded telecomm tech. Step 2: Build it into a new GPS system. Step 3: Profit
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(5)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Strong demand for Jeep Grand Cherokee puts Chrysler hiring plans into overdrive
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(35)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What passes for "reform" on Wall Street. Proxy advisory service: It's okay to pay the CEO of JP Morgan $23 million/year, but you really should cut his job responsibilites in half
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(9)
 
($25 pumping fee)
 
 
 
Two of the most hated industries are oil companies and commercial airlines. So, let's welcome our new Voltron of Suck: DeltaConocoPhillips (33)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Shut up and get bootstrappy
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(112)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
According to British lawmakers, Rupert Murdoch is not fit to run an international corporation, lemonade stand
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(17)
 
(Newburyport News)
 
 
 
How desperate is New Jersey for income? They're going after a $73 unemployment overpayment to a teenager in 1977
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(28)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hermès fakers $lapped
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(4)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Beer may save the mail service. Beer, what can't it do?
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(24)
 


Mon April 30, 2012
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
To E15 or not E15, that is the question
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Borg says EU Needs Tougher Bank Capital Rules, must be assimilated
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(9)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
In the greatest example of viral marketing to date, BMW gets sued because its motorcycle seats cause 20 month erections, prepares to sell 10 million bikes next month
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(191)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
European stocks drift lower on news of Spanish recession [JARRING CHORD]
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Barclays shareholders are revolting. Why yes, ...yes they are
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trading standards officers test lamb kebabs in 20 restaurants, they found that none contained just lamb
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(41)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Yo Dawg, I herd you like Forbes. So I'mma write an article about Forbes in Forbes so you can get your Forbes on while you read Forbes
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(7)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And just like that, BAM, $49 million
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(13)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Spain's high unemployment throws country into recession as most common profession becomes siesta
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(40)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Politics drive BJ where it doesn't want to go. Wait, BOJ. Bank Of Japan. Damn sticky keyboard
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(1)
 

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