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Sun April 08, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is iPad the new Band-Aid?
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(95)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
40 years after Japanese cars took over the American market, Japan itself is still behind a nearly impenetrable trade barrier
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(42)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's the perfect home buyer's market because prices have fallen to record lows. Too bad the same economy that's lowering prices means no one can afford a home
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(70)
 


Sat April 07, 2012
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
iFAP: New Device Lets You Have Actual Sex With Your Tablet. So Yes, There's An App For *That* Now Too.
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraq Veteran's Amazing Job: Nick White served his country, first as a Marine, where he saw heavy combat in Iraq, and then as a Secret Service agent. Now he's kicking ass as an entrepreneur
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(23)
 
(Find websites Worth)
 
 
 
You ever wonder what Fark is worth? $19,690,220.06 will buy a lot of beer
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(68)
 
(Some whackjob)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize winning economic guru Donald Trump warns of massive inflation. And the government is lying about unemployment that is really at 20%
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Treasury freezes pay for CEOs at Ally Financial, GM, AIG. Congress' automatic pay increases still on track, of course
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Judge rules that McDonald's can use toys to promote Happy Meals, since playing with those toys is the only exercise most kids will get all day
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(21)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Introducing the bold new taste of Arby's Arugula Sandwiches?
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas hospital refuses to hire anyone with a body mass index of more than 35. In other words, no Americans need apply
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(258)
 


Fri April 06, 2012
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hidden Valley Foods begins marketing campaign to get Americans to slather ranch dressing upon absolutely everything they eat. Yes, that thing. That one too. Can't forget those things, either
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(122)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Experts expected an increase of 206,000 jobs in March and for the unemployment rate to stay at 8.3%. The rate dropped to 8.2% with 120,000 jobs added. Exactly what kind of experts are they, again?
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(240)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
10 bizarre but amazing frequent flier rewards. Not a slideshow
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(5)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Insider trading? I have a Groupon for that
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(7)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Marine who bashed President Obama given less than honorable discharge, job at Fox News
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(110)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I'll never be under OIG investigation." he sang in a video that most assuredly invokes the response "O Rly?"
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(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Remember the 23-year-old who rang up a $315,000 bar tab? He's been arrested for trading fraud
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guess what, folks? Pink slime isn't the only food with ammonia in it
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(85)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Fark Fark Fark Fark Fark Fark Fark
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(13)
 
(Electronista)
 
 
 
Not news: Profits of well-known phone manufacturer with three-letter name continue to nosedive. Fark: For once, it's not RIM
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(32)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
To get to the other side
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(16)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bond market shaken, not stirred
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(1)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Art Laffer doesn't understand what the G stands for in the formula: GDP = C + I + G + (Ex - Im)
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(154)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Delta looks to buy oil refinery for hundreds of millions of dollars--or about three weeks of baggage fees, sandwich sales and reservation change charges
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ferdinand A. Porsche dead at 76. Nothing was the same after 911
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(47)
 


Thu April 05, 2012
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kids can have Happy Meals, judge rules. Tag is for the fact that a judge had to waste his time and energy on this
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(183)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
1040farkthis
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(97)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The RIAA and MPAA are coming about for another salvo, ALL HANDS MAN THE CANNONS
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(42)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Is this the end of the American Gold Rush? If so, will Glenn Beck have to be put on suicide watch?
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(41)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The only two words that make sense in that headline are "windows" and "hang"
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(4)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The people responsible for "Butt Cancer" billboard are a bunch of cheeky assholes
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(13)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
That's it, I'm sleeping in, submitting, then throwing up in the sink
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TCP's IPO 192.168.1.1
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(12)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Well... Buy
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(60)
 


Wed April 04, 2012
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Expect to see more advertising in unusual places. Okay, I kind of want the bowling ball
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(23)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
One billionaire doesn't like another billionaire's suggestion that billionaires should pay higher taxes. Both agree on sticking it to millionaires, though. Those guys are losers
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(51)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Consumerist readers decide making a game with a crappy ending is worse than destroying America's economy and illegally expelling people from their homes
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(93)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Why $4 gas doesn't matter to rich people
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why Ford has been succeeding without a 2008 bailout (and in spite of the EcoSport)
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(68)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Yaho
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(17)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Near all-time high prices heading into Easter. No, not for gasoline, for ham. Fark: no word on how high bacon prices are
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Upton says only seven words, but her new Direct TV commercial still gets great reception
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(31)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Investors totally bummed on hearing the Federal Reserve has cut off their allowance. Now they might actually have to hire people and produce things. The horror
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(20)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Car rental agency's GPS shows Ferrari's location ... on a ship heading to Hong Kong
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(90)
 


Tue April 03, 2012
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Fed remains sober on the economy, sees no need to get drunk on more stimulus
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(9)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Domino's knows more about pizza then you do
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(148)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"There are in fact laws in this country, and you can't simply go and tell a company you've got to be broken up because we want you to be broken up." Try telling that to Teddy Roosevelt
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(45)
 
(Courant Blogs)
 
 
 
Walmart toilet paper wins competition, judged perfect for cheap-ass consumers
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(26)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Housing Authority housing auction was going well until the Philadelphia Gas Works cut the cheese
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(15)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"I'm the most underpaid executive in the history of executive payment," says CEO who's about to cash in $125 million worth of options after driving his stock price down 75%
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(28)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Secret's out: The Hunger Games is really a marketing textbook disguised as an ultraviolent, post-apocalyptic Romeo and Juliet rehash
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(63)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Abracadabra
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(11)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast cable box mysteriously orders $1000 worth of adult films. Puzzled woman and live-in boyfriend don't know how to get it off
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(39)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Do banks play the race card with loans, or just stack the deck against everyone except whitey?
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(39)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
To give you an idea how bad the auto industry bailout was for ordinary Americans, Chrysler sales are up 34%
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(33)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Around 7000 students learn a valuable lesson in life. If thousands of dollars are mistakenly deposited into your account, you don't get to keep it
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(40)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Molson Coors buys Czech brewer StarBev, still trying to produce something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike beer
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(13)
 


Mon April 02, 2012
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Titanic's last lunch menu sells for $120,000 at auction. Featured house beverages were red wine, white wine, salt water
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(27)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Amazon won't be able to offer cheap tablets forever, except that they will, and they'll lose money on them except when they're making money off them
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that Amazon is able provide customers with cheap and plentiful purple Flavor-Aid, Cool Ranch Doritos and adult diapers, Walmart is taking a closer look at this whole "internet" fad
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(115)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
On Monday, 10 new items will mark Burger King's biggest menu expansion since the chain opened its doors in 1954. Where is your god now?
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(187)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Last Saabs ever built sent to a place where hope, happiness, and life slowly rots away
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs concedes there are some profitable ventures they're not comfortable with, like online sex trafficking
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(15)
 

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