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Sun April 01, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Specially brewed Johnny Walker whiskey now on sale for $200,000 if you want to take a shot
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Visa/Mastercard credit card breach now linked to the honest folks who run NYC taxicab company. So sleep well - nothing at all to worry about
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(28)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Give me your murderers, your poor, your deviant masses yearning to work for free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the illegals, ill tempered and lost to me, so I can lift my revenue beside their barred door
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(36)
 


Sat March 31, 2012
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Foxconn workers unhappy that they're being treated like humans
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(47)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
WalMart plans to reduce grocery prices by one billion dollars. Doesn't that just mean that they were overcharging us in the first place?
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(90)
 
(Virgin)
 
 
 
Virgin Volcanic? Richard Branson to let people book trips to Journey to the Center of the Earth. Dinosaurs cost extra
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(26)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
"I didn't even know until now that you could write a legal document this way and have it still be legal. Why aren't more documents this interesting?"
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(14)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohio beats Texas in a) Basketball b) Football c) Job Growth
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(33)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ah, the Teamsters. Always standing up for the little guy, calling strikes to battle big, greedy corporations like...the American Red Cross Blood Services?
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(30)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Is it really OK to recline 0.015 inches in your airline seat?
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(202)
 


Fri March 30, 2012
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan helping to revive traditional handwoven Scottish tweed industry, using tweed in everything from hats and shoes to ties, and to cover diaries and Kindles
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(26)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
These days, analog writing sticks are #2 to digital devices
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(24)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Without a hint of irony, RIM announces plans to re-focus on what they're good at. Eviscerating its stock strangely absent
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(42)
 
(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
New website lets you do your own whisky blend. Finally, you can have that dram with strong notes of bronze paint in the mouth, a slight aftertaste of [squirrel] nuts and a mustardy finish
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(30)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Court rules against giving manufacturer of 'Beatle' wheelchair a ticket to ride
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(7)
 


Thu March 29, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Larry the Quaker loses weight. HA HA
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(42)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Thai resort features tree pod dining. It looks like the Ewoks are doing alright for themselves
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(7)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Washington DC: Come to see democracy in action, come to see the memorials... come to see the Walmart of weed?
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(14)
 
(Dexter-Leader)
 
 
 
Comcast charges customers in an entire town a "vacation fee" for not responding to emails, letters, or phone calls. Difficulty: they didn't respond because their town was ravaged by a tornado
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(102)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Best Bye
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(88)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oil declines on word that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are going to be reimagined as aliens
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(18)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Siri, do you know a good attorney?
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(42)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Bags fly free on Southwest ... most of the time
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(21)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dear Drew, we need to talk -Subby
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(69)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Last year, Bank of America's CEO made nearly 10x the national average salary - on just his corporate aircraft reimbursements
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(51)
 


Wed March 28, 2012
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Why is Apple gaining market share? Well, elderly poor in the South keep dying, for starters
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(56)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Workaday drudgery keeping up with the bills got you down? Well, sit back on your sackcloth, eat a piece of cake and settle in for some good old fashioned class warfare with The 10 Most Obscene Lifestyles Choices of the Fabulously Well-to-Do
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having seen a few pixels in my time, I can tell this was shopped
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(26)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If there ever was a news article screaming to be accompanied by a Nelson Muntz signature laugh, it is this one
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In historic shift, America has reached Peak Flat-Screen TV
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(146)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gold rally has run its course. There's nothing more to assay
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(98)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Far from over, gold should rally to nearly $2,000
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(21)
 


Tue March 27, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High-class Spanish hookers refuse to service bankers until they open up lines of credit to cash-strapped families. Viva el capitalismo
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(50)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Red Tomato Pizza in Dubai has started a massive innovation in the world of pizza delivery and the latest candidate for GREATEST THING EVER
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(70)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Here's How to Condescend to 900 Job Applicants With a 3,000-Word Rejection Letter
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(138)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember what your house was worth just after the dot com bubble burst, 9/11? It's probably worth about the same now
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(51)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apollo slumps 8%. YA GOT HIM ON THE ROPES, ROCKY
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(12)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hospitality workers blame customers for lack of tips rather than the employers who pay them $2.14/hr
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(66)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bernanke says US needs more growth. Apparently he never checked his spam folder
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(15)
 
(Trebuchet Magazine)
 
 
 
'The next generation of financial investors will plan their strategy according to Twitter data'. Hold tight for a run on amusing cat photos
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And suddenly a big ass buyer is interested in David Beckham's $28 million mansion
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(19)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch, Media Pirate
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(24)
 


Mon March 26, 2012
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Porsche's recent recall of 1200 vehicles, BMW recalls 1.3 million
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(40)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
AOL begins selling off its patents to raise cash. In other news, there are business that still use dial up technology?
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(42)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Three reasons to uphold Obamacare
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(45)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Three reasons to overturn Obamacare
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(34)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, we're farked
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia restaurant jokes that their "black and bleu" sandwich was inspired by Chris Brown's attack on Rihanna. "Chris Brown won't beat you up for eating this unless your name starts with a R and ends with A"
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(97)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Shampoo commercial featuring Adolf Hitler draws outrage. "Mein herr .... is so soft and silky"
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(109)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Bend, Oregon is America's new capital of beer tourism, thanks to thirst of skiers, rock climbers, river rafters, and other extreme drinkers
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(100)
 

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