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Sun February 26, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Buffett's successor been publicly named yet? Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know it's nobody's fault
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(27)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Why allowing employees to keep their red stapler is more important than you think
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(75)
 


Sat February 25, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ben and Jerry's: On second thought, perhaps fortune cookie pieces wasn't the best choice in our 'Lin-sanity' ice cream
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(112)
 
(Fark)
 
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(Amtrak)
 
 
 
Federal Aid makes college more expensive, leading to more federal aid, leading to college more expensive, leading to more federal aid
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(141)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Everyone's excited over impending announcement of something huge. No, not the iPad, fanboys - I'm talking about MORE ADS ON FACEBOOK. Now that's exciting
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just in time to put on your Xmas list, the first look at Ferrari's long awaited 220mph F620 GT, the most-powerful car the company has ever made
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Debbie Downer says a new recession seems inevitable
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(161)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Dish network plans to close 500 Blockbuster stores. In other news, there are still Blockbuster stores
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(103)
 


Fri February 24, 2012
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Expected: Man sues AT&T over limited 'Unlimited data' on iPhone, Unexpected: Wins judgement against AT&T in Superior Court
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(65)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple takes a big bite into the app search engine market. Acquires Chomp for $50 million
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Into the Gap
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(29)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember how Germany has been held up as the shining example of how government and business can work hand in hand? Yeah, well, about that
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(66)
 
(Daily Tech)
 
 
 
Apple is trying to deal with the always depressing issue of having way too much cash
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(28)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pawnshops take wine as collateral from wealthy clients. It's of case of syrah, syrah
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(26)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today: Let's just admit that the auto bailouts worked. We can admit we were wrong when we first came out against them, why can't the Republicans?
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(272)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Should the government be blamed for high gas prices? Here comes the (economic) science
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(99)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
AIG records $17.7 billion taxpayer bailout for the fourth quarter
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(11)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are you now, or have you ever been a member of Fark.com? Do you think it's OK to use the internet at work?
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I have some bad news, are you sitting down? Your flight to Zimbabwe has been cancelled
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Murdoch settles lawsuits, revises his elaborate plans to destroy MacGyver
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(5)
 
(TechWeek Europe)
 
 
 
Wi nøt build a datacënter in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes. The wøndërful telephøne system. And mäni interesting furry animals. Including the majestic møøse
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
T-Mobile loses 700,000 customers under contract because it doesn't sell the iPhone. They were all individuals
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chevron begins fracking in China because they have 0% potable water, according to the World Health Organization. Real Americans™ are outraged by this potable water gap
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(8)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ford adds $3.8 Billion to their pension plan. Apparently, investing in Mazda stock has really paid off
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(17)
 


Thu February 23, 2012
(ABC)
 
 
 
Enterprise Rent-A-Car blinks in battle with California mom to the tune of $15 million and a new federal law
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(179)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
No Cheer as Bounty runs out for for 5,700 Proctor and Gamble workers. Let's hope they can flow with the Tide and Bounce back
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(18)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
After reporting a $2.4 billion fourth-quarter loss, Sears Holdings announces plans to again rearrange the metaphorical Titanic deck chairs, says it will sell off its hardware outlets and preexisting stores in malls nationwide
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(48)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Company recalls oscillating space heaters with undocumented "inferno" and "electrocution" settings
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(7)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
US rice farmer livid that after we destroyed their country, Iraqis won't buy our product at a premium price
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(38)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Six months after the raid, Feds still haven't charged Gibson Guitars with a crime, and no competitors using the same woods in union states have been raided
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(169)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After all these years, someone finally found a transcript of the 1944 Bretton Woods conference
source: blogs.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Airline to set up matchmaking service to find the perfect person to sit next to you on the flight. A hot 19-year-old coed aching to join the mile-high club for me, thanks
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(17)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Gannet putting a paywall around most of its online papers. Expects to earn tens of dollars from people still willing to pay for eviscerated content they can find for free and in more depth elsewhere
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(41)
 
(MacNN)
 
 
 
Twenty-seven years after IKEA brought stylish, easily broken Swedish crap to America, the Swedes are about to find out how it feels
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, you thought that foreclosure settlement money was going to help people who got screwed over by the banks? That's just adorable
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(79)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
RBS celebrates £2 billion loss for 2011 by awarding £390 million in bonuses to its investment bankers. It only seemed appropriate
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Vodka billboard advertising "escort quality, hooker pricing" hits home a little too closely for Bronx community leaders
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(16)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Tl;dr
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(6)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to know if you really beat the market: Is the market lying in a corner crying and begging you not to tell them twice? Congratulations, you just beat the market
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(11)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After losing $535 million of taxpayer money Solyndra to hand out $368,000 in bonuses
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(57)
 


Wed February 22, 2012
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Virgin makes $51.8 million by f*cking people
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(11)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"US companies have no more assets to sell and will continue to lay off employees to boost profits" say economic forecasters
source: blogs.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Biggest Greek tragedy ever performed continues unfolding
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(30)
 
(TechNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft's off-and-on thing with Apple is back "on" as it joins in asking the EU to investigate Motorola's patent-licensing practices. The frenemy of your enemy is your friend - kinda
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(7)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sales of pre-existing homes rise all the way to 2010 levels
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(12)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
I thought that was called "college"
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(30)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Billionaire Sheldon Adelson says he might give $100M to Newt Gingrich or other Republican candidate, depending on which one grovels best. Go ahead, just put that right out there in the open like that, a test to see if anybody even cares
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The CEO of AT&T is--...take a whopping pay c--...failed deal to ta--...T-Mobile
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(19)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Foreign investors learn the hard way what Michigan folks know already: investing in Detroit real estate isn't for the faint of heart
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(24)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ford increases pay for directors 25% WARNING LOW OIL PRESSURE
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(12)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
PayPal mafia gets richer, denied access to their funds
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(11)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
And lo, the moon became as blood, and the seventh seal opened, and Fox News wrote an article railing against a tax cut
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(28)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Proving that Bond Rating agencies are as reluctant as public school teachers to give out F's ; Fitch's downgrades Greek debt from CCC to C
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(12)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Would the Most Desired Brand in America please step forward? Not so fast, Apple
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(16)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, brah. Maybe it's time for the markets to turn their lives over to Christ brah
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(3)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
What do you mean "Nominated for Fark.com's headline of the year, 2011" and "Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006" aren't proper qualifications for my resum *bzzt* hang on, I gotta get this
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(18)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Obama to seek a 28 percent corporate tax rate for the few remaining businesses who still pay taxes in this country
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(145)
 


Tue February 21, 2012
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Foreign immigrants to Spain didn't expect some sort of Spanish real estate implosition
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gen Y is coming to the rescue. No this is not an OWS article, it's a CEO article
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Facebook nudity/gore standards revealed. Cartoon poo is okay, real poo is right out, ear wax is a no-go, deep flesh wounds are all right long as they're innards-free, and vomit is off limits unless you dust for it
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(56)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart profit falls 15%. Chinese worker rations slashed to half bowl of rice per day
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(50)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
From the editors at Forbes comes this groundbreaking expose: the five leadership mistakes of the Galactic Empire
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(126)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow below 13,000
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(31)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow above 13,000
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(20)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Eurozone finance ministers have finally sealed a deal for a second bailout of Greece after realizing they've got bills, they're multiplyin'
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(18)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The best way to become an airline billionaire is to become a billionaire, then start your airline. Naming it after your beer is a nice touch
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(12)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everything Everywhere going nowhere fast
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(2)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Comcast touts new 50Mbps internet connection for mental health facility. Crazies will now have even faster access to Fark politics tab
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After 106 years, Dr. Scholl's finally decides that their old image and new image do not gel
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cars from Detroit, South Korea, and Japan are now virtually indistinguishable from one another in quality and price. "You can't really screw up too badly in terms of your vehicle choice"
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(108)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Fast food CEO works a shift at one of his restaurants for an episode of "Undercover Boss". Fark: He's so shocked by the abusive behavior of the shift manager that he breaks cover and confronts him (w/photos & video)
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(290)
 


Mon February 20, 2012
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wynn Resorts board muscles out co-founder Okada. Just wait until Danny Ocean and the other 10 hear about this
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(9)
 
(Greater Fails)
 
 
 
Jimmy John's sub shop gets Yellow Page listing in Kosher section--which comes as a bit of a surprise to its owner, who's busy prepping a couple of Ultimate Porkers and a JJBLT
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(45)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Travelodge facing insolvency despite their aggressive marketing strategy of being the only sleazy motel for miles
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(22)
 
(Playboy)
 
 
 
A bunny icon to the left of my Business tab? It's more likely than you think, when Paul Krugman does the Playboy Interview. No out-and-out nudity here, but site is probably Not Safe For Work
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(20)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Vermont skiers have had a great winter ... playing golf
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(17)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Smith Barney is a bunch of biatches. You gotta know how to jack this shiat. You gotta play this game rough. In. Out. Get. Grab. Bunk. You need to diversify your bonds, n***a
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(11)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Chicken wing prices are going through the roof. EVERYBODY PANIC WITH A SIDE OF CELERY AND BLEU CHEESE
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(67)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
ExxonMobil receives largest environmental fine in British history for misreporting releases of evil CO2 gas
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(26)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man tries to resurrect the Studebaker as a lark
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(25)
 

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