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Sun February 05, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
When working as a garage attendant, if you park a $400,000 Bentley it's probably best to take the keys with you. FARK: Bentley was owned by college student
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's customer stunned that she can't block the drive-thru
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(84)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Think your boss is bad? At least he doesn't limit your to a total of eight minutes of bathroom time per day and uses a surveillance system to keep you honest
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(90)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
AT&T slows download speed of some iPhone customers. As if they needed technology to help them do that
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(66)
 


Sat February 04, 2012
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Think your tax rate is too high? Try paying 102%
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(89)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
New York Times post $40 million loss in 2011. However, it was spread out liberally among all its media businesses
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(53)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Today's story of incredibly excessive roaming charges comes to you from Saskatchewan, Canada
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
DOW hits a 4 year high; NASDAQ hits an 11 year high. This is not a repeat from 2007, 1999, 1987, 1929
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sunoco CEO steps down after company posts $660 million loss. An oil company losing money? It's almost as inexplicable as a cotton candy stand in a carnival going broke
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(35)
 


Fri February 03, 2012
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
University hires top ninja chief as business-school professor, researching how to apply ninja precepts to business world
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
As you can see. A completely ordinary Greek debt. Now, if I just cover it with a handkerchief & say, "Abracadabra".... Hey presto All gone
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(70)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Airlines say passenger demand grew 6% in 2011 ... 2% wanted lower fares, 2% wanted fewer delays, 2% wanted better service
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(15)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
Do you consider yourself to be a non-conformist despite ironically conforming to everyone else? Enjoy your murderphone
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(123)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Sorry Mario, but our profits are in $1 phone apps instead of your $50 castle
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(86)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Crematorium to broadcast funerals live on the internet, allowing you to toast the dearly departed in your bathrobe
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(22)
 


Thu February 02, 2012
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Facebook will soon offer a "Premium Subscription Service" that will offer you more, and better ads. Now who wouldn't want that?
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(73)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
After the earthquake, it appears that waste water dumping in Ohio has become a big fracking deal
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(43)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I could be wrong, but I believe that this resort advertisement has been Photoshopped
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(97)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Petrobras $25 billion worth of bids offers lots of support to sagging petroboobie economy
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(3)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Sub-Zero loses, promptly performs fatalities on 100 jobs
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(24)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. manufacturing activity gains in January. In related news, apparently there is still some U.S. manufacturing activity
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(50)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Zynga CEO says they didn't copy another company's game, they just evolved it "in revolutionary ways", like changing the color scheme
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(24)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
A study in how to ruin a brand in 48 hours. HP, Netflix and now the Susan G. Komen Foundation
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(98)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Truly full-service truck company offers to 'dump bodies'?
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In order to file their IPO, Facebook had to give up their privacy
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(8)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Angela Merkel to China: "Europe is making fiscal progress." Progress towards financial apocalypse, but progress nonetheless
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(4)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
1) Don't 2) Don't 3) Don't 4) Don't 5) You're Fired
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Will you be flying Qantas or Jetstar? If so, watch the takeoff ... on airfare
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(1)
 
(Some Sappy Byproduct)
 
 
 
Crude tall oil gets the nod for biodiesel production. Well mannered short oil politely declines comment
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(4)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Microsoft defenestrates 200 workers
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(66)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"This deadly cold front is sponsored to you by BMW -- the ultimate driving machine"
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(8)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
After IPO filing, Facebook gets its ticker symbol. To the delight of Fark, Fb - is the choice
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(42)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
American Airlines announces plans for bankruptcy reorganization, hopes to achieve delicate balance between angering customers and screwing employees
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(9)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apple to introduce the world's first $1200 iPhone
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(170)
 


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want a job in 2020? Become a nurse, teacher or fast food worker
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(226)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Time to pull the plug
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(41)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
No rational person thinks Facebook is worth $100 billion. But then again, how many rational people are there left on Wall Street these days?
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(70)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"The best thing I can do for today's youth is quit"
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(67)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Salvation Army kettles collect a record $147 million at Christmas as people apparently will pay whatever it takes to stop the constant bell ringing
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(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Aussie boss sells business and gives $15 million bonus to staff
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
YES
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(42)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tim Cook: we care about our slav...err, workers
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(87)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Nokia Siemens Networks to ejaculate 2,900 workers
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(10)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Residents of Buffalo NY found to buy most lottery tickets in the nation as desperate residents try anything to escape the city
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(9)
 


Tue January 31, 2012
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stocks post their best January since '97. So it must be the Bush recovery. Or the anticipation of a Romney presidency. Or the Jet Stream. Or a celestial convergence. What else could it be?
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DP World sees 10% increase in business, has never looked up their name on Urban Dictionary
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Did you take advantage of the $8,000 first-time homebuyer tax credit? Congratulations, you've lost $16,000 so far... and counting
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(135)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Android handset makers stop worrying so much about competing with Apple... and start worrying about competing with Samsung
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fourth-largest Spanish airline collapses. You'll have to forgive them; they're from Barcelona
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(38)
 
(Demon Ocracy)
 
 
 
Wondering just how large the Euro debt problem is? This frightening infographic shows you using 18-wheelers packed with 100 Euro notes
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IMF disavows knowledge of China's fiscal "hard landing"
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(11)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Top RIM jobs were too powerful and had to go"
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(3)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Donald Trump to build cemetery near his New Jersey golf course. Groundskeeper told to expect an additional 1000 people under him
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(14)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Chinese are finally taking Glenn Beck's advice...which may or may not be right for you. But you owe it to yourself to check it out
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(105)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't let their oppressive shyness, lack of collaboration skills, unwillingness to speak up, and self-imposed isolation fool you -- introverts can be a real benefit to the workplace
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(291)
 


Mon January 30, 2012
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart is now getting rid of door greeters entirely. But now who will harass us, demanding to see the receipt for the 24-pack of toilet paper we just bought but was too big for the bag?
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(209)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wait, there's a place that doesn't have Starbucks?
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Freddie Mac, a company owned by taxpayers that's supposed to make it easier and more affordable to get a home, has bet billions of dollars that homeowners will not be able to refinance their homes
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(89)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
LOLWUT? Obama's Al Green karaoke moment helped save economy
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(20)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Facebook IPO predicted to raise $10 billion. Mark Zuckerberg immediately eyes 25 million new acres of fake farm land
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(42)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
RIM tops smartphone sales chart in 2011 in the UK, where it is apparently still 2001
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(31)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle is trying to reach around and steal San Francisco's tourists
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(55)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama stimulus for Barack's package leads to increased sales
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(56)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
LEGO has a patent on filing nuisance lawsuits against companies that make similar toys
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Another Japanese tradition is discarded in favor of the western way
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(19)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Another Club Med closes, narrowing the list of vacation destinations for balding, hairy-backed men hoping to get invited to a swinger party as they wander about the beach sucking down pina coladas while in the full throes of a mid-life crisis
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ford still owns 12% of Aston Martin, which corresponds to 12% of the new Fusion being an Aston Martin. Can you guess which 12% that is?
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(50)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Apple employees work in a constant state of iFear
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(166)
 

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