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Sun January 29, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Gallagher hikes dividend by 3%. I didn't know Sledge-o-matic sales were doing that well
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(10)
 
(Seattle Weekly)
 
 
 
Irish distillery unveils 65% ABV version of poitin, hopes to export it to USA. "We want to bring Poitín out from the shadows and let Irish people have a national white spirit they can be proud of"
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(60)
 


Sat January 28, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're wondering how it feels to live in a house made out of paper currency, he said that it's quite warm inside: "Whatever you say about the Euro, it's a great insulator"
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(22)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts is getting drive-through grocery stores for people who can't risk light exercise
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(38)
 
(Westword)
 
 
 
Danny Williams, organizer of Great American Beer Festival and steward of 2,500-bottle beer mine, taps his last keg at age 52 after fight with cancer
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(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
CEO of Archie Comics banned from company offices by judge, Veronica and her rich father
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(33)
 


Fri January 27, 2012
(Minnesota Public Radio)
 
 
 
Forget housing or student loans, I'm worried about the beer bubble
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(56)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
CEO of government-backed bank: "Due to uproar over use of tax payer money for bonuses, I've rescinded my £1m bonus." Fails to mention he's getting a £.9m bonus as a replacement
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(8)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Starbucks sales/profits now stronger than their coffee
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(17)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The 12 most ridiculous things sold on Barack Obama's store. Wait, he has a store?
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(62)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Windy City blows for employment
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(8)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The real U.S. GDP growth for 2011 is just 1.7 percent, compared with an increase of 3.0 percent in 2010. Yes, strong economic recovery indeed
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(77)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rubbermaid net profits bounce back
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(5)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
50% of all Americans now spend $1,000 a year on coffee bought at work, 12 visits to Starbucks
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(59)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Let's see, what was that called again? Oh right, slavery
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Micromet, AmGen to merge, form Anemic GromMet
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(5)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
New RIM CEO: Remain calm, all is well
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(18)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The unemployment in Spain falls mainly on the plain
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey YEAH, how come rich jerks pay less taxes on their earnings than the guy working at McDonald's? Seems kind of... anti-American
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(64)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
Americans would rather watch some pointless football game instead of getting married, laid, or employed
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crude oil price climbs over $100 a barrel on news that crude oil was priced below $100 a barrel
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(3)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Lakers now ahead of the Knicks as the most valuable NBA franchise. Both teams now more valuable than the team in Utah, the state of Utah
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting initial pubwic offewings
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(1)
 
(Ithaca Journal)
 
 
 
Lansing Bj's Open for business. Will blow competition away while sucking economy dry. Swallow
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(5)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nokia posts profits 50% higher than analysts expected... meaning profits only fell 73%
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(3)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prepaid card imprint Green Dot grows 4Q revenue 77% on news that people hate Bank of America so much that they'd rather pay the exact same fees to anyone but Bank of America
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(19)
 


Thu January 26, 2012
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
MTV branded condoms, in case you didn't see that coming
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(41)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Fracking fracking industry fracking hates the fracking word that fracking fracktivists have fracking adopted as a fracking contraction of fracking hydraulic fracturing
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(35)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Monster.com laying off seven percent of its workforce... it's like rain on your wedding day, or something
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(40)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo expects first annual loss in 30 years
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can monkeys beat a hedge fund? Economists last seen throwing poop at the researchers
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fed Chairman Bernanke thinks we may need another stimulus. This reminds me of that quote about doing something over and over again expecting different results
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(154)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Illinois sues S&P over downgrade of state, pizza
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Higher materials cost squeezing Colgate from the wrong end
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(2)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Why? Because the system works for us"
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(53)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Restaurants that treat their workers better get more business, especially after customers notice that the saliva flavor is no longer present in their meals
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(12)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A silver stake, forged under the watchful eye of the monks who only mine for silver in the waning moonlight
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(7)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
They told you you'd get over it. Welcome back to Netflix, schmuck
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(129)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Russians can see the euro zone crisis from their backyards
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(1)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Opulence. They has it
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(2)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Rockwell reports 22% surge in net income, the feeling of people watching them
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(15)
 


Wed January 25, 2012
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Nissan plans on building a $2 billion plant in America's heartland... Mexico
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(45)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's a wild idea: Why don't we pay poor people more?
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(231)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
UK financial regulators discover what every Farker knows: Greenlight not always based on reasonable decision making
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know who is taking your jobs? Prisoners. Here's a list of US Corporations using prisoners to turn a profit
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(85)
 
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
A Personal Smack Down from Wikipedia Founder Jimmy Wales
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(70)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Textron stocks crash and burn
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(13)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Apple lifts NASDAQ futures over its shoulder and starts dragging them across the finish line
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(8)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finally a politician ADMITS Greece is unlikely to be saved from financial ruin. Bonus Pic : Prototype German Cyberman
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Second. Best. Quarter. Ever
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(81)
 


Tue January 24, 2012
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Greatest hero ever creates cognac infused hot dog. Move over Jesus
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(91)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Q: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? A: I don't know, but here's an article about how McDonald's in France doesn't solely serve repackaged corn
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Luxury retailers across Europe had a banner year, thanks to Chinese shoppers
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(26)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett's Burlington Northern railroad comes up a winner from the Obama administration's decision to reject the Keystone XL oil pipeline permit
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(117)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Do you sell merchandise online? If so, prepare to meet your new worst tax nightmare, Form 1099-K
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(172)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Verizon reports quarterly losses due to implementlng iPhone. Can you hear me ow?
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(14)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Starbucks begins nationwide sale of alcohol, proudly introduces America's first $30 beer
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(63)
 


Mon January 23, 2012
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After BJs, Costco is eager to penetrate deeper into Virginia
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(43)
 
(Edmund Optics)
 
 
 
Raise an Erlenmeyer flask in farewell to the Willy Wonka of geekdom, Norman Edmund of Edmund Scientific (1916-2012)
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(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Paul Krugman's glass half-full runneth over in optimism for the first time in three years: "It could be worse"
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(126)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Germany has the economic strengths America once boasted. It has thrived on principles America seems to have lost"
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(101)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Keep your eye on Sri Lanka's growing exports
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Price of gas up 3.5 cents in the past two weeks on news that the summer driving season is 5 months away
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(24)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Oil falls below $98 a barrel after Katy Perry unfollows Russell Brand on Twitter
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(12)
 

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