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Sun January 08, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Angela Merkel has the whip hand in an orgy of austerity" - man, those Germans sure do freaky porn
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Housing Bubble. New hotness: Bling Boom
source: spiegel.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How well received is the new Windows phone OS? Apple hipsters are actually BUYING them
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Instant Checkmate)
 
Plug
 
Ever wonder if your neighbor learned Armenian in construction...or in prison? You can check that now and uncover more secrets about the people in your life. (Sponsored Link)
 
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Moody's downgrades Illinois from Bears to Cubs
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cecil Pond, a pioneer of the riding lawn mower, has died at age 87. Bag it. Done
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
McDonald's to use new anti-theft DNA spray on suspected robbers -- otherwise known as 'special sauce'
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(27)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The answer to rising unemployment: 20 hour work weeks
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 


Sat January 07, 2012
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fortunately the global economy will be able to endure a natural disaster or a terrorist attack. Well, for about a week, actually. After that, you're on your own with the zombies
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Instant Checkmate)
 
Plug
 
Everyone's made mistakes in the past. No trust me, everyone has...and we've exposed them all. (Sponsored Link)
 
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Vancouver's world-famous "Japadog" expanding to NYC to take on city's classic street hot dogs. Whose wiener will reign supreme?
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(61)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you had a party with everyone who has found new jobs since mid-2009, it would be the world's biggest sausage fest
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 


Fri January 06, 2012
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Companies will no longer be allowed to "neither admit nor deny" civil charges when settling with the SEC if found guilty in a criminal case. So we've got that small bit of change going for us
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(27)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Barnes & Noble to join the HP and Netflix school of business of trying to divest themselves of their main source of income now, backpedaling sheepishly later
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
200,000 jobs added in December. Unemployment rate drops to 8.5%, which is the lowest level since February 2009. Those abortion bills are finally paying off
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(113)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to find the best deals at outlet malls? When did my wife start writing for Marketwatch?
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(18)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
DAT AZZ
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In their latest move to provide outstanding customer service, Bank of America rejects checks from bride who kept her maiden name
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(51)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Way to kick a company while it's down, Time Warner
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(55)
 


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
India sues Monsanto for pirating eggplant
source: wakeup-world.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Former Microsoft software architect starts new company called Cocomo. Reports are his business model will be to take it fast, then to take it slow
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(22)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Chipotle would like to sell you burritos for that big football game they aren't legally allowed to mention
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(70)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Nano did not go tits up, according to Tata
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pepsi turns the cola wars into a war of attrition
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Great news for you morons in the housing market. Since you're too stupid to understand what you are doing Obama has set up an 800 number for you to call so the government can tell you if you're getting a good deal
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(66)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
And you thought it was embarrassing to wear a "2 for $4 Big Macs" shirt to work. Well, actually, it is. But these guys can relate
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(34)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Iran's overvalued, oil-dependent currency is collapsing
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(44)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember when photographers actually used film? Well, neither do Kodak's shareholders
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(The Big Picture)
 
 
 
Who caused the Financial Crisis? A) Bankers B) Homeowners C) Psychopaths
source: ritholtz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Hey Kansas? Remember how we said that if you'd help us win that Air Force tanker contract, we keep all those jobs in Wichita? We lied. Love, Boeing. P.S. Thanks for the $41 Billion, suckas
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(63)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Hilton Hotel changes name to the Las Vegas Hotel and Casino, as Hilton name is now too sinful even for Las Vegas
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(18)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
While you were busy being outraged over Verizon's $2 fee to make a payment other utilities were already charging $4.95
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market? The lottery? Both places for idiots to throw their money away
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(28)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
When a judge finds it "highly implausible" 11 panelists would "stick their noses in jars of excrement and report 44 independent times that they smelled nothing unpleasant," you'll probably have to pull your commercial
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(40)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
O, the painful travails of a Democratic 1%er - whether to buy back his old $44M place in the Hamptons or settle for a château in the south of France
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fail into the Gap
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(12)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
FDA orders safety evaluation of vaginal mesh. Farkettes, line up to the left for your inspection
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(43)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo bank in California left unlocked for 48 hours. Embarrassed security officers assure the public they have not lost interest
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(5)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Vegemite changes its name to 'Australia', still tastes like a dead dingo's ass
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(16)
 


Wed January 04, 2012
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, hang on traders. Do you know how hard it is to tune these tiny violins?
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks customers to once again experience the bitter taste of inflation
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a devasting blow to Bank of America, but an unexpected victory for the English language, judge rules that Insurer suing BOA only has to prove BOA lied to them to win their fraud suit
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts to double locations, waistlines in US
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Kodak to be delisted from the NYSE. Take a picture, it would have lasted longer
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New York Times takes a liberal price increase
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(14)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Looks like the Euro bailout was all for nothing as Greece warns it could exit the Euro by April
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(81)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Has Chesapeake Energy's shares bottomed? Wouldn't that make them a power bottom?
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(8)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apparently the folks at Reuters think a website is going to become the new CEO of Yahoo. Then again, how could it get any worse for Yahoo?
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(4)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Groupon stock now available at discount price below IPO
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(25)
 


Tue January 03, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Debt collectors offering credit cards to people with old, expired debts so they can trap them in an unending nightmare
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(112)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Embattled Sears hires former Brookstone CEO. Because if anyone can convince people to buy useless crap like USB-powered nose hair trimmers with integrated coffee mug warmer, it's Brookstone
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
*sad trombone*
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(35)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bank of America: Putting small businesses to work*. *Offer not available to small businesses. A small business fee may apply
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(66)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Are consumers out of money? *shakes magic 8-ball* signs point to yes
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(73)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Total signs $2.3 billion shale deal. You would have to sign 500 Kellogg's shale deals to equal the shale dealing power of Total
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(17)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
So it turns out the secret to being rich is being a miserable cheap bastard
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No one expects Spanish job positions
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(9)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney World to stay open 24 consecutive hours on February 29. Most families should have enough time to get on at least two or three rides
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(43)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
From the "maybe they didn't think this through all the way" department: Pepsi moves to dismiss lawsuit from guy who found dead mouse in his soda, on grounds that Mountain Dew would dissolve a mouse carcass before the can was opened
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(121)
 


Mon January 02, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
$908 million awarded to Exxon Mobil in Venezuela dispute. Yeah, good luck collecting that
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(37)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why Best Buy is going to go out of business
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(339)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wall Street back at Square One. Do the math
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California: "We're proud of our strict emissions laws." Federal Court: "LOL, Commerce Clause"
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 

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