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Sun January 01, 2012
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(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Connecticut's casinos will go bankrupt this year unless lenders agree to refinance $800 million in short term debt
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(86)
 


Sat December 31, 2011
(CNBC)
 
 
 
And like that *POOF* $6.3 trillion was gone
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(103)
 
(Romenesko)
 
 
 
New newspaper owners tell their handful of remaining reporters to quit dressing like reporters, because it's important to look properly corporate while interviewing people in the middle of fighting a wildfire
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(44)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
How to tell your kid you can't afford their dream college, suggest they go to your alma mater, the university of life, with a diploma from the school of hard knocks and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the shiat kicked out of you. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's in California to offer free coffee for first two weeks of 2012. Starbucks restaurants annoyed, now doing a slow burn
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(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Prison inmates have registered with the IRS as tax preparers. Will take payments in cash, candy bars, cigarettes
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(27)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Caviar cache found in Russian morgue. Evidence being held on death roe
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(11)
 


Fri December 30, 2011
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"IT systems have proliferated to create a system of systems that is now interacting in unpredictable ways that regulators and investors cannot comprehend, far less control"
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the first time since your grandpa was a kid, the US exported more fuel than it imported this year. Let's take a victory lap
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(93)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head. All the time
 
 
(Verizon)
 
 
 
FCC: "What's this we hear about a $2 convenience fee?" Verizon: "Fee? Oh, you must be talking about my cousin Fee. She owed me $2"
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(126)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
52 year old Bronx prostitute still plying her trade after 30 years, for slightly less time than the typical state legislator (and considerably less money)
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(117)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
US stocks end year not with a bang, but with a whimper
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(21)
 
(GigaOM)
 
 
 
Verizon's VP of Network Engineering says its LTE network is fast like greased weasels on speed, and every bit as stable
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(29)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
The Toy of the Year (TOTY) nominees have been announced. Not surprisingly, Bag O' Glass was overlooked again
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wall Street expected to finish the year back in black. Have a drink on me, you bastards. Enjoy your trip on the highway to hell
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(23)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Go Daddy announces that they would very much like to stay in business, will stick to raping just their customers for a change
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(48)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Wife of legendary car salesman Cal Worthington realizes she has a lemon, wants to trade up from the '91 model
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(40)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bolivia is in two minds about what to do with their huge reserves of lithium
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(42)
 


Thu December 29, 2011
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"LinkedIn is like going to a school reunion with the people you'd hoped to avoid all your life." Oh, c'mon, it's not THAT bad--OK, the author's got a point
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
With little to no American auto industry left to destroy, UAW turns its sights to ruining foreign industry as well
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(75)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
10 financial questions you need to ask yourself before 2012. Among them: WHERE THE HELL IS MY MONEY?
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(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Yahoobaba?
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(9)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Gold prices on brink of bear market. Glenn Beck on brink of crying jag
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(57)
 
(Portfolio.com)
 
 
 
Is medical pot a big business? Fresh off last month's purchase of Marijuana.com for $4.20 million, General Cannabis Inc. buys a software-development company. Toke, Mortimer, toke
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(25)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hal Steinbrenner to IRS: Thanks for the $670,000 refund. IRS: Yeah, about that
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(4)
 
(Ithaca Journal)
 
 
 
New York fines gas stations for raising prices by a dollar per gallon after a hurricane
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(30)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Quiznos wants to give you gas while you get gas
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(22)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fashion designer makes gown out of Ford Focus parts . As expected, most women want bigger headlights
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Denny's worst menu creations. "Denny's best hits" would have been a shorter list
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(42)
 
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal reviews the most-read stories of 2011. In summary, Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Borders Microsoft. Android teeth-gnashing to the right
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(18)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
In another flagrant example of government over-regulation, Montréal residents can no longer get their pancakes and eggs served by topless women and eat them while watching porn
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(75)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Banks submit proposals to be allowed to profit off the collapse of the housing market, presumably under the you break it, you bought it rule
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(13)
 


Wed December 28, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ten work habits that could get you fired. Fark will be our secret
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(109)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dollar gains. In comedic terms, it's somewhere between Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Female shoppers are "organized," "have a list," and "in a huge hurry." Males are "mission-driven," "get-it-done," and "driven by finding the best prices." TOTALLY different
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(84)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
How Lipitor became the world's top selling drug, you fatty-fat fat
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley laying off 580. Maybe more of them should have jumped in 2008
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Romero Institute of Consumer Trends finds that people who shop online while drunk tend to buy more. Subby plans to finish article after completing order of glow skull soap and pickle lip balm from the FARK Shop
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian billionaire can't find anyplace to invest his $3.8 billion. Drew Curtis' UFIA Highway could sure use some maintenance
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(19)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Suck it, AT&T
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(24)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ready my shredder, Jeeves
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(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Could Geico really save you hundreds on your car insurance? Do they owe $7.5 Million to customers in Washington for overcharging?
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(35)
 


Tue December 27, 2011
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Zombie Restaurants Slice Costs, and Keep Serving Brainsssssss
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(14)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Reach into your pockets (but not too deep), because Obama has new tax for you in 2012
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(32)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
The worst product flops of 2011. We haven't laughed at Qwikster enough
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(54)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Using no shady statistics or selective sampling whatsoever, Bloomberg proves that solar energy companies are three times more politically corrupt than oil companies
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(11)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a few weeks Airlines will be forced to post the entire price of a ticket, including mandatory fees and government imposed taxes, as part of the fare
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(132)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This is a Lao point for Chinese stocks
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(13)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
The best business advice of 2011. SELL, MORTIMER, SELL
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sears takes another step towards the dust bin of History
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(99)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
CEO worries the credit crunch could cause Siemens to shoot blanks
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(2)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brazilian economy larger than England's. Man, that's a lot of economies
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(12)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Declining sales finally putting Lotus up on blocks
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(27)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Worst Korea is worst sentiment
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(12)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Latin American stocks expected to face a bald year
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(2)
 


Mon December 26, 2011
(Forbes)
 
 
 
San Antonio leads list of best US economies, probably because they don't bother with salsa made in New York City
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(69)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
After 14 years McDonald's closes all their restaurants in Bolivia. Officials concede that once a country goes empanada it can never go Mac
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Intel and Kraft create prototype of intelligent vending machine that analyzes a customer's age and sex, yet invariably delivers a dessert that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Jello
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(108)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
India courts order internet firms to filter content. OH MY GOODNESS
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(31)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Successful, profitable businesses are fleeing California's unfriendly climate, and aren't shy about saying why. Bonus: Political leaders say that's not why they're leaving
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(146)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
2012 outlook for electric car looks bright
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(39)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
2012 outlook for electric car looks dim
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The success of the Green Bay Packers is keeping the maker of Cheesehead hats rolling in cheddar
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In-depth look into the end of the 9-to-5 workday
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(177)
 

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