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Sun December 25, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Roaster debuts line of gay coffee. You want some cream in that?
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(93)
 


Sat December 24, 2011
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The fruitcake which has been regifted by everyone for 70 years finally sells for $525 at auction
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Compared to nearly bankrupt U.S. car companies, BMW, Mercedes and VW make twice as many cars, pay twice the hourly wages and remain profitable. Bu-bu-bu SOCIALISM
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(136)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Initial jobless claims are lowest since April 2008, will rise again after all Salvation Army bells are finally turned in
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Airlines are now charging you a fee to pay for your flight
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Company agrees to stop emailing employees outside of work hours
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(33)
 


Fri December 23, 2011
(ABC)
 
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A: The pickpocket snatches your watch
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(112)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Netflix CEO announces he will take a pay cut next year. Instead of $3 million, he'll only get $1.5 million
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(85)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
It's always sunny in Silicon Valley. It's always Sunni in Dearborn
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(11)
 
(The Province)
 
 
 
If you're printing $1 million of fake Canadian $100 bills, try and get the security thread correct and the picture a bit less like Arturo Toscanini
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(19)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Thank you for calling MegaCorp's customer service line brought to you by McDonalds. Please enjoy this 15 second commercial. Thank you. If you think you are right, press 1. If you know you are wrong, press 2." *presses 1* *click*
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Thu December 22, 2011
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Unlimited data* New Hotness: In stock*, guaranteed by Christmas**
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(82)
 
(Utne Reader)
 
 
 
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Business tab headlines
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(47)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Those ding-dongs at Hostess are planning to declare bankruptcy for the ho-ho holidays
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even when it comes to sending cards wishing people Happy Holidays, Fox News can't resist being a dick about it
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(69)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wendy's is about to overtake Burger King as the second-most popular burger chain in America, due primarily to better burgers, fries, and the lack of a terrifying mascot
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(344)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
All Day I Dream About Screwing a charitable church
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(15)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Self-employed people feel best about their jobs. Too bad their bosses suck
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(35)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Online shopping hits record $6.3 billion last week as half of people making purchases actually used their own credit cards
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(12)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Toyota expects sales to wildly accelerate in 2012
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(20)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Vulcan encourages shareholders to reject bid, live long and prosper
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(3)
 


Wed December 21, 2011
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
White Castle experimenting with alcohol sales in their restaurants. Meal deal will be referred to as a 10 sack and a 6 pack
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(74)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts will let you buy lottery tickets with food stamps unless you get one of those downer clerks who insists on enforcing the rules
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(71)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Sony's attempt to rule out class-action lawsuits sparks class-action lawsuit
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(40)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
NY Times: All the news we can only afford to print
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(9)
 
(msnbc)
 
 
 
Biggest complaints by holiday shoppers: narrow aisles, wider customers
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
I'm dreaming of a $10 Christmas
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
J. Lynn Helms, who fired 11,000 striking workers as head of FAA, dies at age 86. Air traffic controllers honor him with two minutes of staying awake
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but Bank of America stock price is now less than what they once charged customers for debit card use
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(55)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Herpes?
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(10)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Average American household spent $4,155 filling up their vehicles in 2011. As expected, most trips were back and forth to the unemployment office
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The dumbest moments in business 2011
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(20)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Blackberry maker Research in Motion (RIM) turned down a sale to Amazon this past summer, saying they can fix their own problems. Stock price 1 yr ago: $60 -- this summer: $30 -- today: $12
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(59)
 


Tue December 20, 2011
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Old man yells at cloud
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Butlers for the Super Rich can earn as much as $158,000 a year. What's YOUR pride worth?
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(64)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of America slapped with a $3 billion Being A Shiatty Bank fee
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Income inequality in the United States is worse than in ancient Rome, and that's including the slaves. Wait until my friend Biggus Dickus hears about this
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(457)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Penthouse sells for $157m. Price attributed to limited number available and fact that pages were not stuck together
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(18)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Merrill Lynch says Canadian real estate market is in a bubble and prices could plunge 5% to 10% over the next year. Hmm, actually, -10% returns are pretty good in this economy
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(37)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oh, yeah. Like this hasn't happened before. "German's Push To Remodel Europe May Backfire"
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(38)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
Delicious for Chanukah: Boneless spiral ham. $8.99/lb
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(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This kid has already saved more for retirement than you earned by the time you turned 14
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(120)
 


Mon December 19, 2011
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This man invented a better sanitary napkin and changed poor women's lives forever. Period
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh hey got your Christmas list there, do you? I don't want to tie up the shop's money, so $20. Maybe a little more if it's authentic. I got a buddy who's an expert on lists
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(28)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Twitter gets $300 million from a man with a funny hat, more money than sense
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(29)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
How to sell to baby boomers: Make it all about them
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do Apple, Oracle, Microsoft, eBay and British Telecom have in common? Probably lawyers and certainly a hatred for all things Google
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(18)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gold to dip below $1,500 in three months
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(18)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Saab restructuring taalks collaapse, baankruptcy filed
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(34)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
T-Mobile to AT&T: "Thanks for the free billions, suckers" AT&T to their execs: "Here are your millions in bonuses, so that you won't leave. ;)"
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(31)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gold could hit $2,500 by next year, according to an angry little cowboy who started jumping up and down and firing his gun into the air upon hearing the news
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(8)
 

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