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Sun December 11, 2011
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Large firms are no longer just sitting on their cash and not hiring people, they are increasingly stiffing small businesses for payment owed on services and products
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(148)
 


Sat December 10, 2011
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Guy loses his $300,000 a year job because of "reply all". Asinine and Dumbass tags rise up, combine to form Asi-Ass tag
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(183)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New Gallup poll says that Americans consider making $150,000 a year to be rich. However for most people, it just gets them back to even
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(261)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
Baby on the way? Time to make a budget (Featured Partner)
 
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's reports increase of 7.4% in sales, customer's waistlines
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ford recalls 129,000 cars over tiny driving defect ... the wheels may fall off
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(39)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Two dogs on Toronto-Beijing flight chew through restraints, terrorize passengers, have to be physically subdued as flight diverted to Vancouver. Did I say dogs? I meant drunken RIM execs
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(81)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Buffett names son as his successor. No word if he's the son of a son of a sailor
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(31)
 


Fri December 09, 2011
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Major European banks have run out of liquid assets and have begun selling their gold reserves to fund daily operations. Now might be a pretty good time to start panicking
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(66)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
iFAP: New Device Lets You Have Actual Sex With Your Tablet. So Yes, There's An App For *That* Now Too.
 
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Brave freedom-fighters get Lowe's to stop funding terrorism by way advertising of a TLC program about a Muslim family
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(302)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
France surrenders to German-led Euro Bloc, while UK opts out. This is not a repeat from 1940
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(39)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Acer CEO vows to achieve profitability by switching production from cheap Taiwanese crap to overpriced Taiwanese crap
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(44)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Greek economic figures revised upward, from "dead" to "massive ouzo hangover"
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(23)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Siemens downgraded to wet spot
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Texas Instruments revenue falls, discovers it's tough to be in the computer business when the chips are down
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(9)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Original Hooters gets some enhancement
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australia rules Samsung can sell the entire galaxy. The whole thing?
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(27)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Crude oil prices headed for biggest weekly drop since September. Prices at the pump to rise anyway because f*ck you
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Production of the Ford Econoline van will end next year. Children who are prone to accepting candy from strangers rejoice
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(32)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Satnav maker Tom Tom to send 10% of its workforce home on an unnecessarily circuitous route
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(17)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New laws designed to protect consumers from credit card fees actually costing them more
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lloyds Bank staff being sent to comedy school at company expense, presumably so they can point and laugh at you even more convincingly the next time you apply for a loan
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(5)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Monster.com needs to send its resume to another index, as it's been downsized from the S&P 500
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(32)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
S&P's chief credit officer downgraded from "employed" to "fired". This leaves him at "junk" status and available for assignment to the Chicago Cubs
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(7)
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
Verizon adds Redbox to the Voltron they are building to destroy Netflix. Begun the Content War has
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(27)
 


Thu December 08, 2011
(BBC)
 
 
 
Stunning explanation given for bankrupt US brokerage firm missing $1.2bn: "I simply do not know where the money is," adding "Seriously, we looked behind the couch and everything"
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(251)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
Job hunters willing to accept less pay. And that's how far your boss read into the article
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(84)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rim can't do BBX. No, this isn't porn
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(28)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Alert mailroom staff intercepts letter bomb intended for Deutsche Bank CEO Josef Ackermann, prevent him from becoming Ack-Ackermann
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(35)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Developers plan to build largest Jenga game ever
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(21)
 


Wed December 07, 2011
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Reader's Digest to abridge 30 jobs
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(35)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Five trading strategies if you have less than $3,000. "Stockpile ammo and canned soup" surprisingly absent
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(131)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
ISS probably has that plasma rifle in the 40-watt range you have been looking for
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(16)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bernanke is a jerk, according to us
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The possibility of hearing somebody ordering a Half-Lite Venti Budweiser Macchiato has just become a frightening reality
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
TP Activity Toys wiped out, flushed
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(6)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Verizon raids the company's petty cash account to strike a death blow to Netflix. Can you hear me now?
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(80)
 


Tue December 06, 2011
(STLToday)
 
 
 
The first clause in the first sentence of the article is a proper noun, the second clause is comedy gold, and the final clause is pure fail. Whew, it's been a while since Subby had to diagram a sentence
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(51)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study shows the potato chip you choose Lays the groundwork for determining your social status
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(120)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In this week's episode of "Really Tough to Figure out Who to Root For", BP accuses Halliburton of destroying evidence in Deepwater Horizon spill
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(28)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Fast trains from Detroit to Chicago coming in 3-4 years." Wow; I'd sure hate to have to book a ticket on the slow train
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(70)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
In Virginia, the first day of school is determined by: a) Your local school board, b) the school's principal, c) the PTA, or d) the state's theme park industry?
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(93)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Euro breakup could mean 25% decrease in value of TEH P1G5
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(16)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Oil prices down on news that Europeans might not have a currency to buy any
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(15)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
MFers ignored several warnings from chief risk officer about firm's bet on European bonds. Stupid MFers
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(5)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK November retail sales weakest since May. When will they learn to emulate Americans and spend money they don't have?
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(5)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
A few surveys and fudged numbers tell us everything is great in the employment department. Mmmm, fudged numbers
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(9)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Socalist labor unions ruin another business with selfish--oh, they took a 50% wage cut voluntarily to keep their employer afloat? And an extra-long unpaid Christmas break? Those commies
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(66)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme third quarter profits double, consumer waistlines follow accordingly
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Norway tests bond markets after the story's headline writer apparently had a stroke
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(17)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The holiday season is upon us, so it's time to roll out the annual "things to not do at the office party" list. With bonus slideshow depicting what office stud losing control might look like
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(25)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You best start believing in the Eurozone, because we're all in it
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(11)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Dell Streak, we hardly knew ye. Dude
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(20)
 


Mon December 05, 2011
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Hold on, Europe, Turkey is coming to the rescue"
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(16)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
S&P picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
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(13)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
S&P likely to put nearly the entire EU on warning for a credit downgrade. This is bad news for...nah, we're all farked now
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(95)
 
(Vanishing New York)
 
 
 
Old-school NYC metalworking shop realizes second life after being sold to real-estate sharks back in 2008, stays standing as pop-up holiday gift boutique selling monocles and artisanal yurts
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The United States is on track this year to be a net exporter of refined oil products for the first time in 62 years
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(125)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Why do European banks hold so much toxic sovereign debt? Because EU rules told them to
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(153)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Eurozone heading for some steep contractions. Come on Eurozone, give me one good push. YOU BASTARD, YOU DID THIS TO ME
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(29)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mud farmers and sheep rapists to cut growth forecasts
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(8)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dagong affirms China's forex credit rating. Bwooooooooooong
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(10)
 

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