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Sun December 04, 2011
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Picture this: Company executives hide $1,670,000,000 loss from investors. Investigators recommend no charges. "That is up to the company,"
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Everyone get out your tiny violins: Former Enron execs claim Enron was a great company that made a few tiny little boo-boos and then was subject to a KGB-like persecution by the mean old FBI. Aww
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(74)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In case you ever wondered how do the top restaurants train their staff, you know, the ones where you actually have to leave a tip
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(32)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Staples is stumbling as the struggling economy hurts sales of office supplies. There. That wasn't easy
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(17)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mystery company quietly buying up U.S. gun manufacturers. Uh-oh
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(66)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
What is made of 10 pounds of ham, 10 pounds of pork, 7 pounds of Swiss cheese, and a gallon each of mayo and mustard? No, it's not your mom
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(36)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Have a thick skin and want to make up to $80,000 annually? Get hired as a website comment moderator
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(57)
 


Sat December 03, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christmas 2011: Explaining to your kids that their toys are rentals
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(38)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ford: "Give us money to reorganize our facility to let us make more money. We're not going to add any more jobs, but it would be a shame if something should happen to the current 1,900 jobs if we don't get it. Thanks"
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(73)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American Airlines CEO retires without golden parachute following company's bankruptcy, citing concepts like "commitment" and "character"
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(68)
 


Fri December 02, 2011
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Customer of MF Global says its $50 million account is "missing." It hurts like a... well, you know
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(22)
 
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Government approves Google's $400M acquisition of Admeld. Antitrust issues? What antitrust issues?
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(9)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
European banks scrambling for fistful of euros. Clint Eastwood looks profoundly confused
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(5)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
As if governing New Jersey wasn't bad enough, now former MF Global CEO Jon Corzine has been subpoenaed to appear before House panel
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(25)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
European leaders can still avoid the economic apocalypse. The zombie apocalypse, however, is an entirely different story
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(17)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what the inside of an Amazon warehouse looks like? Pretty much like where they put the Ark of the Covenant at the end of "Raiders"
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(60)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The truth about how new businesses are funded. It's like watching sausage being made, except with money
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(14)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Merkel says Marathon crisis will take years to solve. Jeez, I beat that game in like two nights
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(16)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Subaru goes full Toyota, puts the brakes on three 2012 models
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(32)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
"Cuomo, Don't Frack it Up"
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(6)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Italy and Greece duke it out for the coveted "So Bad We Make American Politicians Look Honest" award
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(7)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Home prices decline again, now back to 2003 levels. In other news, home buyers' purchasing power still at 1903 level
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(13)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The banker as predator, a confession: "...they looked for less savvy borrowers - those with less education, without previous mortgage experience, or without fluent English - and nudged them toward subprime loans"
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(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merkel tells those D-bags that the Euro is better than the D-mark
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(2)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New poll says half of all Americans are worried that they can't afford to pay for Christmas. Other half of Americans still paying off Christmas 2008
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(30)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Online poker finally goes on trial. Hit me
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
November unemployment rate dips to 8.6%, the lowest since 2009
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(332)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Hey. Hey you. Hey buddy. Buddy buddy buddy. Buddy, check out these new laws available for purchase
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola: We're changing the cans to save the polar bears, Public: They look like Diet Coke and taste different CHANGE THEM BACK, Coca-Cola: Ummmm...fark it, change them back
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(201)
 


Thu December 01, 2011
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Wow, this European debt thing must be really serious. There's talk of cutting bankers' bonuses now
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(30)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Guess what "unexpectedly" went up again
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(51)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
AT&T is complaining about the FCC continuing to look at those pesky facts about its proposed merger with T-Mobile
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(19)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ohm's law says carriers may face resistance
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(22)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
10 crazy products still saner than the politics tab
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(20)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Program gives professional ballerinas second chance to do something productive. With their ability to bend over backwards, they are naturals for the business world
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(9)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street higher after manufacturing data, smoking a doob rolled out of $100 bills
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey McDonald's, you remember what country this is, right? You may have wanted to think this one through a bit more
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook COO says that Facebook was 'the first innovator in privacy'. No, really, she said that. Stop laughing
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(39)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Netflix has fallen and can't get up
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Target misses themselves
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(11)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Looking for shorts in a pants market
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(1)
 


Wed November 30, 2011
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dow finishes up nearly 500 points on word that the Bush recovery is finally picking up steam
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(240)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You, yes you, care about dollar liquidity swaps. Whatever the hell they are
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(27)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"And on your left, you have one of the most iconic buildings in all of New York, the Fark.com UFIA Building, formerly known as the Empire State Building"
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(50)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
The top ten most shoplifted items this Christmas, brought to you by the Institute of Blindfolded Dart Throwing
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(83)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
US Airways raises prices 600% when their competition drops out
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(214)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to get away with not giving any gifts for the holidays
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This summer productivity rose 2.3% while "labor costs" fell 2.5%. Obviously all you need to get ahead is a little more hard work
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(37)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
FCC allows AT&T to withdraw its T-Mobile merger, flips them the bird as they're leaving
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(27)
 
(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
A new Rasmussen poll finds 70% of American adults prefer stores that use signs with Merry Christmas over Happy Holidays
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(377)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Is Facebook's $100 billion IPO psychotic or just idiotic?
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(39)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How to succeed in business. Uh oh, Americans aren't going to like this one
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(36)
 
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
Yao Ming to start his own winery, will specialize in oversized bottles of wine that are never as good as you think they should be
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(38)
 
(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
San Francisco's regulations on the sale of Happy Meals has actually led to an increase in sales
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(49)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ever heard the suggestion that CEOs should maximize shareholder value? Dumbest idea in the world
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(50)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Amazon, Slick Rick work to stop wrap rage
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(41)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve and European Central Bank throw a free money party and everyone is invited, as long as you own stocks
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(206)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
US Airways: Non-refundable means non-refundable. Go have cancer somewhere else
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(104)
 
(BattleSwarm)
 
 
 
The EuroZone could be less than ten days from collapse. Have a nice day
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(38)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Developed world facing "Mission:Impossible." Hasn't the world suffered enough, Tom Cruise?
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(3)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Spin Doctor slams British media, the two princes who adore them
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(9)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tata Power may electrify boobs in Africa and Indonesia
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(2)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Rupee plunges to nearly worthless green
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(10)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's Allianz, but Allianz
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Burger King wants to know if you want thicker fries with that
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(59)
 


Tue November 29, 2011
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Verizon's TV app bringing 26 channels to Xbox 360. Can you hear me now, cable companies?
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(75)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
SEC says building a real case against Citigroup "would divert resources away from the investigation of other frauds and the recovery of losses suffered by other investors"
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(90)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
AOL has no plans to go down with Yahoo's ship, will remain independent until going out of business next week
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(19)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Okay Europe, show us where the French Stocks touched you
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(4)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ten reasons the financial crisis isn't over
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(41)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
ECB must act or else it's game over. Then it's going to be ↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A or the ECB better hope they have a Game Genie
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(26)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Facebook: "$10 Billion IPO will come out in early 2012". Wall Street: "Like"
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(34)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The head of one of Europe's largest information technology services companies says email is "outdated" and plans to stop its use
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Where in the world is that MFing money?
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(16)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Poland appeals to Germany to save Europe"
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
BSkyB investors got no time for Murdoch's jibber-jabber
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(2)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
American Airlines decides to become a little more like Americans
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(139)
 
(Some Fraulein)
 
 
 
German woman hasn't used money for 15 years, gets through punishing financial crisis without a mark on her
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your ass is so broke you have an @yahoo.com e-mail address
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(95)
 


Mon November 28, 2011
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Turns out some US companies actually like socialism - but only in other countries and if they can abuse the system to make a quick $
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Merck sues Facebook for giving Merck control over Merck's web page then acting confused when Merck complained
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(31)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Feds seize several counterfeit goods sites. Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see one. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny
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(61)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to know whether it's time to buy a home: Is it free? Not time to buy a home then
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(42)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The wheels are coming off of China's cheaply constructed economy
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(90)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The 1%'s pay just dropped by 30%
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(46)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"...No one calculated until now that banks reaped an estimated $13 billion of income by taking advantage of the Fed's below-market rates..." Suck it peons
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(22)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's not you Eurozone, it's me. Let's just be friends
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(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Happy Feet Two" studio sends 1200 soles to unemployment line
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(29)
 
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Sales of hard cider rise 25 percent in 2011, leading experts to proclaim cider the new craft beer, "drawing premium prices, coveted women drinkers and even more male fans attracted to bold flavors"
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(53)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Moody's threatens to downgrade every country in the Euro Zone. Every country? EVERYONEEEEEE
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(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
$52.4 billion spent on Black Friday. Suck it, Occupiers
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(326)
 

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