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Sun November 20, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
What can Brown do for you? How about a rate hike?
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(51)
 


Sat November 19, 2011
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New report says the best form of birth control is: A) oral contraceptive B) vasectomy C) U.S. economy
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(48)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
Oil prices climb to above $100 a barrel. And just in time for the busiest travel season. I'm sure there's no connection, none at all
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(50)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(Electronista)
 
 
 
AT&T just raised the price of the iPhone 3GS by infinity percent. Or eleventy bazillion, whichever is more. But you can probably still afford one
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(23)
 
(Federal Reserve of San Fran)
 
 
 
Think you can do a better job than Ben Bernake? Then the Federal Reserve has just the flash game for you
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The only winning Black Friday game is not to play
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(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Why the cognitive disconnect between the OWS protesters and the captains of finance is alive and well
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(47)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
You'll take our mighty Canadian sausage America. You'll take it and you'll like it
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(56)
 


Fri November 18, 2011
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Alabama enticed Mercedes Benz to build a plant in their state but then arrests their German executives under their new tough immigration laws
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(289)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Heinz's profits slip. Now they have to play ketchup
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia, Belarus, and Kazakhstan form economic body. Great success
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(12)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Debt crisis shows Angela Merkel is the boss. Tony Danza and Bruce Springsteen demand a recount
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(16)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
An amazingly detailed look at the design, sales and marketing of one of the most maligned cars in history--the Ford Edsel
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(63)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Why Europe's Central Bank may end up printing money. YAY, MONOPOLY CASH
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(37)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson to release No More Carcinogens Shampoo soon
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(16)
 


Thu November 17, 2011
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Eastman Kodak shopping for deal. Let's see what develops
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(6)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bank of America: We're sorry we gave your $59,000 to someone with the same name, it's an honest mistake, a lot of people in this country have the same exact name. Konstantinos Alexopoulos: O RLY??
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(53)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
U.S. busts pre-IPO tech scam. So, LinkedIn and Angie's List are getting pulled?
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(9)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Oh hey Emirates. $17 billion worth of 777s is cool. Yeah, of course we are ordering $21 billion worth of 737s
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(13)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Gold: Chicken Soup For Ailing Portfolios." Okay, who let Glenn Beck into the kitchen again?
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(9)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Travel Insurance..In...Spaaaacceeee
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(8)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
City warns smokers of dangers of "roll your own" cigarettes, like the risk the government won't get $5.50 per pack in taxes
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(54)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Earth is running a current-account surplus with extra-terrestrials
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet the world's youngest CEO. He's already lobbying Congress for regulations to put your kid's lemonade stand out of business
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What does a HS dropout making $200k a year spend his money on? Aye chihuahua
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(55)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The U.S. banking industry has been in bed with the Euro so much it's starting to look like we might have caught something. Let's just hope there's a shot or an ointment or something for this
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(35)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK plans to put CCTV recorders in Oxford taxis. You'll still get robbed, but there will now be a grainy video of the act in progress
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(2)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
America's budget drama is like a terrible soap opera: As the Country Burns
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(12)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Monti to lay out reform plans, three cards
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(23)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why Wall Street analysts have become irrelevant, by a Wall Street analyst
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New report says that 35mm film for movies will be gone by 2015. James Cameron now planning to shoot Avatar 2 with iPhone 4S
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(17)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Goodbye
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(7)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Boeing delivers first batch of 30,000-pound bunker-busting bombs to Air Force. Iran busy photoshopping new underwear for nuclear scientists
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(161)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
SABMiller shares weak and watered down in Europe
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(4)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eww. Just ewww
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When it comes to retiring for most older people in the workforce, the new reality is: 80 is the new 65
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(201)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart agrees to settle class-action suit involving alledged anti-trust agreement with Netflix. We get gift cards, the lawyers get hookers and blow
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(11)
 


Wed November 16, 2011
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pepsi wants to turn the cola war into a civil war
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(31)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
We are a nation of suckers
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police arrrest Chinese mine boss after he fakes being trapped. Cops afraid that after a quick release he may go underground
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(6)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Intertek leads the FTSE higher, wants to know if you got the memo about the TPS reports
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(4)
 
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
China: the Enron of countries: "Every province in China is Greece", "The regime's officially published GDP of 9 percent is also fabricated . . . China's GDP has decreased 10 percent"
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Sales of ASS Shares" sounds like a great idea to Subby, but some corporation has a problem with it
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(15)
 


Tue November 15, 2011
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac executives score $100M payday. Hope and Change last seen sobbing in the corner of foreclosed home
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(306)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
New captive breeding program hopes to replace the nearly extinct impulse shopper with Shopperus Moronus
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(52)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
90-year old steakhouse closes, because who wants to eat a 90-year old steak?
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(96)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Greyhound of the skies mocked after failing to live up to expectations
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Staples is not having an easy quarter
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(12)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Harry Potter excited over new Petronas discovery
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(5)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
My milkshake test brings all the investors to the yard
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(16)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lowe's profits fall 44%. Company officials tell shareholders there's room for improvement
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Has not Batman taken care off?" Or, best video transcript ever?
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(48)
 


Mon November 14, 2011
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
A sighting of the rare Silicon Valley Unicorn, who has come to share an important thing with us. Namely, that Michael Arrington is missing the boat
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(16)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Overpaying for organic heirloom free-range tomatoes is a $7 billion business
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(46)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Those MFers F'd you in the A
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(45)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Company being sued by patent trolls goes on the offensive. May implement "Jack sh*t and go f*ck yourself" strategy in the case of Fark v. Patentroll
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(89)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Starbucks spills the beans thanks to some Massholes
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(18)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
China's economy is about to land harder than a fat kid falling off a bike
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(46)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Berkshire Hathaway buys $10.7 billion stake in IBM. If this is a repeat from 1979, Warren Buffett is a genius
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(11)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Russian economy probably quickened. THERE CAN BE ONLY один
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(19)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After the US President bailed out Goldman Sachs, and Italy's new Prime Minister coming from Goldman Sachs, the trifecta will be completed with the new head of the European Central Bank
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(23)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The video game industry's high score for the year is between the people who put ASS and POO as their initials
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(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China has altered the trading rules. PRAY they don't alter them further
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(18)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Could Russia be the next Silicon Valley? Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
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(18)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Good news: Silicon Valley job fair features Amazon, Accenture, other large tech firms. Fark: They're hiring people for jobs in India
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