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Sun November 13, 2011
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just ahead of their IPO, Zynga CEO suddenly decides some of his employees are "under-performing" and have a choice of giving back their stock options or being fired. No word on whether they get an in-game tree as a consolation prize
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(90)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
$even $even $even
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(8)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Bond. Navajo bond
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(13)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Stuff so secret, we can't talk about it. Also we forgot what it was
 
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
When you apply for a job, try to remember the employer is supposed to pay you, and not the other way around
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(43)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Short line railroads are making a comeback. In other news, that strip of cleared land where you put your pool is a railroad right of way
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(24)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Favorable market for lamb has farmers flocking to sheep. Ewe submitted this with a better headline
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean lowers drinking age on ships overseas. Promises that any teen who can't handle their alcohol will be put into dry dock
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After slamming through a $22 million initiative to privatize liquor sales and close state-run liquor stores, Costco promises to offer job interviews to displaced liquor store workers. Hooray for capitalism
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(90)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Top-ten list of most hated airports omits 825 others that are tied for 11th
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Camera maker Olympus' kept their investment losses in the darkroom for twenty years. Story developing [Insert Photography Pun]
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(30)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
How one person stalked Steve Jobs (and actually got something out of the experience)
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(9)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Even Moody's Investors Service hates Penn State
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(8)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Honey, it's for the kids college fund. I swear"
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(5)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Family of Peanuts creator Charles Schulz to sell prime commercial parcel. When reached for comment, they said: "WAAAAA WAAAAAAA, WAA WAA WAAA WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAA"
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(8)
 


Sat November 12, 2011
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun directs 60,000 people to new jobs. The Sun is there
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(5)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
2012 could be a good year for the markets... but probably won't be
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(40)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Former billionaire declares personal bankruptcy after becoming a hundredaire
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(87)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After some goofy years and with just a little mouse to mouse resuscitation, Disney profits soar 30%
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The U.S. trade deficit narrows to lowest point of year at $43.1 billion with record exports of American autos, heavy machinery, jobs
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NordicTrack inventor dies after health goes quickly downhill
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(12)
 


Fri November 11, 2011
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dude, you're getting higher PC prices
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(56)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
$79 Kindle costs $84 to make. I was told there would be no math
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(79)
 
(new american)
 
 
 
Obama administration drops Christmas tree tax, landing and takeoff fees for Santa still in effect
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(66)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
What will Wall Street learn from a bunch of MFers? A) nothing B) nothing C) Absolutely farking nothing
source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's not news. It's not even news-like. CNN wants world domination
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
ECB will TCB if needed. LOL
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(8)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Logitech finds out that selling physical objects with the word "Google" on them is a good way to lose $100 million
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(47)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
European stocks drop after some douche initiated a selloff, which means now is the time to move your portfolio into WAFFLES. TASTY WAFFLES WITH LOTS OF SYRUP
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(16)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Starbucks will now burn your juice too
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(48)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to have an uncomfortable conversation with a problematic coworker (without being yourself, asshole)
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(40)
 


Thu November 10, 2011
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Check out this spiffy ad for "Bojangles Fried Chicken" from their soon to be fired ad agency
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(61)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Budweiser plans to introduce Bud Light Platinum. It'll still taste like piss, but really GOOD piss
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(35)
 
(GOOD)
 
 
 
The public would not care if 70% of the world's brands disappeared. In other news, ExxonMobile, News Corp, and General Electric make up 70% of the world's brands
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(40)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers prove looks matter when it comes to finding a job...stupidity is okay, though
source: businessnewsdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Natural gas futures encounter silent but deadly drop
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(11)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
HO HO HO. You bastards are all getting coal
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(10)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Manufacturer refunds $6 million for defective railroad ties that cost Massachusetts $95 million to replace. This is why you always buy a Congressman BEFORE bidding on government projects
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(23)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Noble shares do the honorable thing
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(6)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Greek stock market soars on news that outgoing Prime Minister Papawhatever will be replaced by incoming Prime Minister Papawhatever
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UBS safely removes asset backed securities, gives up after five minutes and just ejects it forcefully
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(4)
 
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren forecasts weaker sales after realizing that people are tired of paying $30 for a pair of socks
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(21)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Federal Judge Jed Rakoff goes to Round 13 with the SEC: "I won't be cute and ask what percentage of Citigroup's net worth is $95 million because I do not have a microscope with me"
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(45)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
While you were sleeping, the Australian stock market lost $37 billion because of Europe's economic crisis
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(127)
 


Wed November 09, 2011
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's an online presentation. It's a resume. It's a presume Whatever you call it, shameless attention whoring is the way to go in this job market
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(29)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Job creators" are increasingly finding themselves without a job
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(62)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Italy on brink as 10-year bond yield tops 7%. MAMA MIA
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(57)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Volcker says Volcker rule too complicated
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(9)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you have a 2004/2005 Toyota you really should check out their latest steering recall notice, but that's just my pinion
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(27)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Oil again flirting with $100 per barrel. Did oil learn NOTHING from Herman Cain?
source: wlsam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Microsoft, Yahoo and AOL partner up in some kind of Down Syndrome Voltron arrangement
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Girl scouts now sell lip balm in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel. Company says they have NO plans to issue brownie flavor
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(38)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
There's a 65% chance of an all-out banking crisis by the end of November. This is only a problem if you have assloads of money
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(156)
 
(HotHardware)
 
 
 
Two thirds of college grads consider Facebook access at work more important than salary. Fifty percent of grads wouldn't take a job that restricts social media
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(497)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Adobe cuts 750 jobs and adjusts earnings outlook, subby can tell because he's seen quite a few layoffs in his time
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(21)
 


Tue November 08, 2011
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
11 least employable majors. Psychology: check. Library Science: check. Computer Administration Management: wait, what?
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(160)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan yet again vows to cut corporate ties to yakuza, as decay of employer-employee loyalty makes it harder to execute cover-ups of gangster dealings. "This is an era of whistle blowers"
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(19)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
TV station hit with $1 million defamation verdict in favor of a kindly holistic healer that totally won't sue over a friendly and mildly informative online headline
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(36)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Financial literacy is a Wall Street hoax. Everyone knows they are run by retarded monkeys
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal trolls OWS supporters
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(75)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Key housing stat goes up -- number of homes with negative equity
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(11)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Begun, the Facebook clone wars have
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(3)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Honda wonders, still they wonder: Who will stop the rain?
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(9)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Priceline negotiates better profits, ends up with a disappointing hotel
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(5)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Toyota sees profits unexpectedly decelerate
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(5)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street bonuses to fall 20-30% this year. Now THAT'S change you can believe in
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(19)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Did you buy a house recently in order to get that fat tax credit? HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HO SUCKER. SUCKER. HOOO SUCKER
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(203)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Olympus stock plunges after management cover-up is fully exposed
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You don't have to be crazy to live in Illinois. But it helps
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(10)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lleaderless Lloyd's willl miss target after lloss
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(1)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
UPS to hire 50,000 package smashers for the holidays
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(18)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you worked the night shift during daylight saving time, check your hourly pay stub carefully
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(36)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
World dodges economic slump. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUOYYYYY
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(8)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you have psychopathic tendencies and are born to a poor family, you're likely to go to prison. If you have psychopathic tendencies and are born to a rich family, you're likely to go to business school
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(82)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sell Sirius radio
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(18)
 
(some investor)
 
 
 
Buy Sirius radio
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(2)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Buffett blows $20 billion on flip-flops, pop-tops
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(10)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley reports third quarter net income rose to $3.77 billion despite ongoing Occupy-protests and no additional taxes for the middle class
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(3)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
United Express pilot who flew while drunk gets six months in prison. Charged with breach of policy, dangerous behavior, impersonating Southwest Airlines pilot
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(2)
 


Mon November 07, 2011
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Bank of America loses $410 million overdraft class action lawsuit. After attorneys' fees, the average customer can expect a $27 check. In other news, BofA announces $30 "Overdraft Award Fee"
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(32)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wall St. banks have earned more under three years of Obama than they did under eight years of Bush. That's some fine socialism, that is
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(79)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Euro event will cause depression, while the more valuable color Rupees only disappoint when they blink away
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do you MEAN airline passengers won't pay our exorbitant fares just because we tell them?
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(41)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in New Zealand
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(6)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Best Buy is worst buy for UK
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(19)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Time to sell your Chinese stocks
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(33)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$900 million purchase leads to blow job, Siemens
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(7)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
FastRetailingmaybuyrivals
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(1)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
All Nippon Airways discovers why you should not buy a new Boeing plane in its first model year
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Penthouse club getting rich off the backs (and fronts) of their employees
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(169)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scotland's first Whole Foods to open in Glasgow this month. "Like a real cult, it has one eye on your holistic welfare and both hands on your wallet: no wonder the chain is known as 'Whole PayCheque' in America"
source: scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 

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