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Sun November 06, 2011
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Makers of 'Farmville' know that you're stupid and they're counting on your continued stupidity
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(60)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
I'm dreaming of a 65" plasma Christmas
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(122)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U . S .. e c o n o m y . i s . m o v i n g . . f . o. r . w. a. r. d
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(29)
 
(WTFark)
 
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BRA AND ORDER: Japanese Companies Release Man Bra And Lingerie For Men. Finally, My Moobs Have Support AND I Feel Pretty.
 
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japan's sovereign debt balloons past 1 quadrillion yen barrier, thanks to currency market interventions and disaster reconstruction. Time to go back to the rice standard
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(30)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
America's employment situation is so bad that most people on unemployment aren't collecting benefits anymore. Which means technically they aren't unemployed. Success
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(80)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Starbucks soaring profits have investors feeling less jittery
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(15)
 


Sat November 05, 2011
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Cattle futures are pushing beef prices to the stratosphere. This time, the steaks have never been higher
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(57)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Holiday sales have started already. That would explain why the stores are playing ♫ SIIIIIIIIIMPLY HAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIIIIIIIIIIIME ♫
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(70)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cuba legalizes the sale of private property. Homes with a two raft garage now selling briskly
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Santa gets a pink slip for Christmas
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(9)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
East Coast reporter takes advantage of offer to ship two In-N-Out burgers to anywhere in the U.S. overnight, finds out the food isn't worth the $56 he spent. "Reheat and consume at your own risk"
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(216)
 


Fri November 04, 2011
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Internet Bubble 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future, files Chapter 11
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(68)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to BoA, credit unions added more new accounts in October than in all of 2010
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(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Groupon IPO shares soar to $31, market cap near $20 billion. That's a lot of spa treatments and awkward wine tastings
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(31)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian accounting rules force insurers to take losses, even though those same insurers would be profitable if they were American
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(56)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Why the modern journalism sucks... By a modern journalist
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(14)
 
(connect 2 utah)
 
 
 
Today's foreclosure gone wrong over $1, brought to you by Bank of America
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(16)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Average college graduate's student loans grew 5% in 2010. In other news, that's about the same chance of them ever getting a job to pay off their debt
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(64)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Greek shocker stiffens Irish resolve. Wouldn't a Greek shocker be three in the stink?
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
AIG posts $4.3B quarterly loss, plans stock buyback with money earned when you finally land on Park Place with two hotels on it
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
TSA screeners say they usually find four or five guns in airport luggage on a typical day, Cincinnati Bengals road game
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(100)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
And the reward for the most non-taxpayingest corporation in the country goes to...PEPCO, who enjoyed a -57.6 percent tax rate from 2008 to 2010. Better luck next time, Boeing
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(127)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Groupon IPO to open at $20 a share. Check your daily email for details
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(22)
 


Thu November 03, 2011
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Spaceball economy falters on news Yogurt company is coming to Idaho
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(29)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Rude people have better credit scores, you retarded douchebag
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(45)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
US automakers learned their lesson from 2008 when they were exposed by relying too heavily on truck sales when gas hit $4/gallon. Lesson: The government will save us
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(265)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Uptick in tainted ads hurts consumers, advertisers, taints
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(25)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Gov. Luthor surprised to hear the company he founded is moving its headquarters out of Florida to Tennessee
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1 in 15 people is now the 99%. Shouldn't it be 14.9 out of 15?
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Amtrak increases age for unaccompanied minors from 8 to 13. Tests confirm it was too difficult for 8 year-olds to climb out of a train when it is on fire and lying on its side
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(56)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Los Angeles Times is now the nation's fifth largest newspaper. In other news there are still five surviving newspapers
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(8)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Here's proof that politicians who say corporations pay the highest amount of taxes are, in fact, lying
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(256)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Protip: When fleeing from a store after stealing an iPad, be sure to first gather up all your belongings ... including your debit card
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(1)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Dow could reach 100,000 in 20 years, according to an author that just discovered crack cocaine, angel dust, and probably some peyote thrown in for good measure
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(113)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Vietnam vet shows would-be robber of liquor store what happens when you bring a knife to a gun fight. Fark: the vet's pet parrot was on his shoulder the entire time
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(106)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Here are some ways you may be asked to contribute your fair share towards sustaining bank executives' bonuses
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(24)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No, Wall Street. RIM is my wounded puppy. I'll do it. *grabs shotgun and drags RIM out back*
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(24)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Stores take early merchandising of Christmas to the next level with the rolling out of belated Xmas cards just after Halloween
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(71)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Chevrolet celebrates its 100th birthday. Here are the 12 groundbreaking Chevys of all time. List wins with '63 Corvette Sting Ray
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(53)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Remember Greece, when Griff asks you if you are in or out TELL HIM YOU ARE OUT
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(70)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Adidas sales jump
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(3)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Macy's in New York to get complete facelift. Longtime customers and store to now have something in common
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(2)
 


Wed November 02, 2011
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russian and Chinese companies most likely to bribe. In other news, Unlikely tag seen driving a new Audi R8
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(12)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck-endorsed "Goldline" execs charged with fraud. In related news, it is now a crime to relieve reactionary halfwits of their money before they can blow it on guns, ammo, and American flag pins
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(138)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Federal Reserve slashes its forecast for economic growth, raises projections for unemployment, and says Europe's debt crisis will probably wreck the U.S. economy. In uplifting economic news: *crickets*
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(37)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
MasterCard profit climbs 38%. Priceless
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(14)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
College degrees employers want most. If "Road House" taught us anything, it's that a degree in Philosophy from NYU can make you the most sought-after bouncer in the country
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(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dining tip: When ordering a sandwich in Marlton, New Jersey, never tell the cook to put everything on it
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(22)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Because what the banks REALLY need is more farking money
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(33)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. banks are at fire sale levels. We don't need no water, let the motherfarker burn
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(33)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Lingerie shop has employees wearing tags displaying their cup size so that men shopping for bras don't make boobs of themselves
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(92)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Chevy announces a record breaking October for sales of Volts wagons
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(96)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
XL Group earnings M to S
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(2)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Woolworths outlines growth strategy. Holy shiat, Woolworths is still around?
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(22)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Survey says that one third of Americans plan to spend less for Christmas gifts this year. Other two thirds still paying off Christmas 2007
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Bank of America forecloses on homeowner, three years after his house is destroyed by a hurricane. Fark: The homeowner had continued to make mortgage payments on the property
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(84)
 


Tue November 01, 2011
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The easy money has already been made. The rest of you plebes can fark off
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(39)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
That bear market may have only been a Cub, which means everyone can expect it to lose for the next 100+ years
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(26)
 
(Channel Register UK)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL retail company
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(14)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Congress finally realizes that repealing Glass Steagle was the stupidest thing they've done in the past 15 years
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(193)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gold and silver show signs of a bottom. PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS, YOU LOOK LIKE FOOLS
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(61)
 
(DCist)
 
 
 
Washington DC bans sales of single beers, leading to the completely unforseeable result that companies attach two cans together
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(60)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
MetroPCS falls 10%. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
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(27)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Qantas looks too ugly for investors, drinks a lot too
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(3)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Greek president: "Let the people decide." European markets: "F*ck that"
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(270)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Forget orange juice futures, peanut butter is SKYROCKETING
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(120)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
The ten scariest business blunders this year (so far) (slideshow)
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(29)
 


Mon October 31, 2011
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
"I invented the PDA 34 years ago. Thus, I'm suing every large telecommunications company out there"
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(14)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Those "buy here, pay here" car dealerships might not be the most legitimate businesses
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(37)
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
Nine worthless collectibles wrapped up in a worthless slideshow
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(107)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
CEO Jon Corzine to MF Global shareholders: "Yippee-ki-yay, MFers"
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(36)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Target announces plans to open stores at midnight on Thanksgiving in an attempt to get shoppers to spend more time in their stores on Black Friday. Of course, time is pretty much the only thing Americans have to spend this Christmas
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(164)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ex-Viagra employee mailed large severance check in error. Wants to keep entire amount, stiff the company
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(28)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Investors will stop making excuses and finally place some blame on the real problem: US
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unwashed hippy masses of OWS getting a dosage of reality as Atlas Shrugs against them
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(119)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Japan Tobacco posts ssssssssssssssssmoking quarter. Ha, I love that part of "The Mask." Ssssssssssssssssssmokin'. Sssssssssssssssssssmokin' ARE YOU SMOKIN' YET??
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bonds beat stocks. Stocks accuse Bonds of juicing
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(5)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Analysts say strong yen, parts shortage, driving Honda's profits down. Company officials all in accord
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(3)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Vegan food. New Hotness: Caveman Food. Not to mention you can save 15% by switching your car insurance
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(84)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Can Kodak rescue itself? Let's see what develops
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(13)
 

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