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Sun November 06, 2011
Sat November 05, 2011
Fri November 04, 2011
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Internet Bubble 2: Electric Boogaloo |
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Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future, files Chapter 11 |
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Thanks to BoA, credit unions added more new accounts in October than in all of 2010 |
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Groupon IPO shares soar to $31, market cap near $20 billion. That's a lot of spa treatments and awkward wine tastings |
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Canadian accounting rules force insurers to take losses, even though those same insurers would be profitable if they were American |
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Why the modern journalism sucks... By a modern journalist |
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Today's foreclosure gone wrong over $1, brought to you by Bank of America |
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Average college graduate's student loans grew 5% in 2010. In other news, that's about the same chance of them ever getting a job to pay off their debt |
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Greek shocker stiffens Irish resolve. Wouldn't a Greek shocker be three in the stink? |
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AIG posts $4.3B quarterly loss, plans stock buyback with money earned when you finally land on Park Place with two hotels on it |
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TSA screeners say they usually find four or five guns in airport luggage on a typical day, Cincinnati Bengals road game |
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And the reward for the most non-taxpayingest corporation in the country goes to...PEPCO, who enjoyed a -57.6 percent tax rate from 2008 to 2010. Better luck next time, Boeing |
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Groupon IPO to open at $20 a share. Check your daily email for details |
Thu November 03, 2011
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Spaceball economy falters on news Yogurt company is coming to Idaho |
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Rude people have better credit scores, you retarded douchebag |
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US automakers learned their lesson from 2008 when they were exposed by relying too heavily on truck sales when gas hit $4/gallon. Lesson: The government will save us |
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Uptick in tainted ads hurts consumers, advertisers, taints |
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Gov. Luthor surprised to hear the company he founded is moving its headquarters out of Florida to Tennessee |
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1 in 15 people is now the 99%. Shouldn't it be 14.9 out of 15? |
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Amtrak increases age for unaccompanied minors from 8 to 13. Tests confirm it was too difficult for 8 year-olds to climb out of a train when it is on fire and lying on its side |
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The Los Angeles Times is now the nation's fifth largest newspaper. In other news there are still five surviving newspapers |
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Here's proof that politicians who say corporations pay the highest amount of taxes are, in fact, lying |
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Protip: When fleeing from a store after stealing an iPad, be sure to first gather up all your belongings ... including your debit card |
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The Dow could reach 100,000 in 20 years, according to an author that just discovered crack cocaine, angel dust, and probably some peyote thrown in for good measure |
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Vietnam vet shows would-be robber of liquor store what happens when you bring a knife to a gun fight. Fark: the vet's pet parrot was on his shoulder the entire time |
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Here are some ways you may be asked to contribute your fair share towards sustaining bank executives' bonuses |
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No, Wall Street. RIM is my wounded puppy. I'll do it. *grabs shotgun and drags RIM out back* |
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Stores take early merchandising of Christmas to the next level with the rolling out of belated Xmas cards just after Halloween |
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Chevrolet celebrates its 100th birthday. Here are the 12 groundbreaking Chevys of all time. List wins with '63 Corvette Sting Ray |
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Remember Greece, when Griff asks you if you are in or out TELL HIM YOU ARE OUT |
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Adidas sales jump |
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Macy's in New York to get complete facelift. Longtime customers and store to now have something in common |
Wed November 02, 2011
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Russian and Chinese companies most likely to bribe. In other news, Unlikely tag seen driving a new Audi R8 |
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Glenn Beck-endorsed "Goldline" execs charged with fraud. In related news, it is now a crime to relieve reactionary halfwits of their money before they can blow it on guns, ammo, and American flag pins |
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The Federal Reserve slashes its forecast for economic growth, raises projections for unemployment, and says Europe's debt crisis will probably wreck the U.S. economy. In uplifting economic news: *crickets* |
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MasterCard profit climbs 38%. Priceless |
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College degrees employers want most. If "Road House" taught us anything, it's that a degree in Philosophy from NYU can make you the most sought-after bouncer in the country |
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Dining tip: When ordering a sandwich in Marlton, New Jersey, never tell the cook to put everything on it |
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Because what the banks REALLY need is more farking money |
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U.S. banks are at fire sale levels. We don't need no water, let the motherfarker burn |
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Lingerie shop has employees wearing tags displaying their cup size so that men shopping for bras don't make boobs of themselves |
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Chevy announces a record breaking October for sales of Volts wagons |
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XL Group earnings M to S |
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Woolworths outlines growth strategy. Holy shiat, Woolworths is still around? |
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Survey says that one third of Americans plan to spend less for Christmas gifts this year. Other two thirds still paying off Christmas 2007 |
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News: Bank of America forecloses on homeowner, three years after his house is destroyed by a hurricane. Fark: The homeowner had continued to make mortgage payments on the property |
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