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Sun October 30, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Anonymous takes on Mexican drug cartel
source: idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Passengers stranded on plane for 7 hours with no bathrooms and water. Or, as JetBlue calls it, Saturday
source: nbcconnecticut.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY "foreclosure mill" tones down its Halloween celebrations in light of the terrible economy. Just kidding - they throw a party and dress up as homeless people and mock foreclosed homeowners
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(430)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Get your freak on.... to the unemployment line
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They pull a knife, you pull a gun. They open a Papa Johns next to your Dominos, you burn it to the ground. That's the Florida way
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(94)
 


Sat October 29, 2011
(Money Control (India))
 
 
 
Some people are happy if they find a few coins in their couch cushions, Germany just found 55 billion Euro hidden by an accounting error
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Qantas doesn't crash because Qantas doesn't take off
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"We are Wall Street. We eat what we kill, and when the only thing left to eat is on your dinner plates, we'll eat that too"
source: thejobmouse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(332)
 


Fri October 28, 2011
(CNBC)
 
 
 
FarkTV rides again?
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Generation Whine will drive up rents and buy smaller homes. I told you we should have eaten them
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
How to haggle for everything (except greenlights)
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(34)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you plan to buy securities from Goldman Sachs, first have your head examined
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Utah's first dental class begins. This is a crowning moment
source: deseretnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Customers are starting to realize that no one is forcing them to use Bank of America
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
You know those ugly shoes? Yea, those. Apparently they made $274.9 million last quarter
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(60)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
New report says Yahoo employees suffer from low morale, malaise, embarrassment from working at Yahoo
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(20)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Irish are looking for a little backdoor action in Greece's debt hole
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
"Siri, what is the largest smartphone maker?" "Oh, fark off, Subby"
source: business.financialpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
MetLife posts 10-fold third quarter profit. New CEO told to handle acclaim
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
IBM's new chief "literally bleeds blue." Maybe she ought to have that looked at
source: tech.fortune.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Federal Judge Jed Rakoff kicks the SEC in the yambag with one of the most scathing legal briefs ever written
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(145)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Chrysler reports another quarter of huge profits, unreliable cars
source: detnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Everyone knows that Steve Jobs was pretty anal, but DAMN
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(229)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Whirlpool sends 5,000 jobs down the drain
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Bill Gates on being the 1%
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sprint CEO explains that having tons of users switch to the new iPhone actually makes it easier to offer unlimited data plans. No, really
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 


Thu October 27, 2011
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Et tu, Redbox?
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Major cosmetics company courts Latinas. Next up: designer Sharpies
source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Frenzy at MF Global. Adios, MF
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Groupon offers 10% of its sales staff a free trip to the unemployment line
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stock market up over 2% this morning on news that we're really truly out of the recession. Well, corporations are. You, not so much
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(58)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
BASF: We don't make the stocks you buy, we make them profitable
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Worker fraud costs small businesses big bucks. So you're all fired
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Employment up 41%. I'm sorry, did I say employment? I meant Exxon's profits
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New interview reveals that last year billionaire Bernie Madoff and his wife tried to make one more killing
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Open Democracy)
 
 
 
Nintendo to post $1.3 billion first half loss as consumers put company on pause
source: ingame.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara prosecutes ex-GS director Rajat Gupta accused of feeding tips to Galleon co-founder Raj Rajaratnam. Man, this outsourcing thing really got out of hand
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(58)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Computer glitch shuts down Australian stock market. This might take awhile
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
US defense contractors: keep the money flowing or the economy gets it
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Zombies are a $5 billion industry. Monetary GAAIINNSSS
source: 247wallst.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 


Wed October 26, 2011
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
♫ Tell your mama ♫ Tell your pa ♫ Walmart is moving back to Arkansas ♫
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(19)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Gold prices climb. Please ignore any ecstatic moans and gelatinous sounds emanating from Glenn Beck
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Can a monkey pick a hedge fund? Let's go bananas and find out
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Don't expect Mario to save the euro. His currency is in another castle
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Watch out, ungrateful BofA customers: The CEO is "incensed" that you don't like being gouged
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(327)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Quality is job imaginary number at Ford
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(59)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Lexus ranked best luxury auto, stripper name
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
For leading VW to world's top automaker position, VW board approves Third Peich term
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World Bank calls for safety net for poor people. Republicans call for lowering the net to the floor and installing steel spikes
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Cool: NYC stores sell sexy chamber maid Hallloween costumes. Not cool: For six-year-olds
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(30)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Iron ore prices are plunging. SAVE FERROUS
source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 


Tue October 25, 2011
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Now THAT'S how you sell Kellogg's Corn Flakes
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"So if corporations are people too, why do they sometimes have to be such schmucks?"
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Cisco chief's package shrinks 65%. HE WAS IN THE POOL. THE WATER WAS COLD
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Occupy Wall Street has amassed nearly a half million dollars in donations, putting them in the top 1% of Occupy movements
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Today's economy is just a repeat of the 1930's. Reported
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Necco brings back artificial flavors because customers didn't want healthy, naturally flavored cabbage and beet candy
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
To that segment of Fark that smells like a baboon's ass: You should be ashamed of yourselves
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well, they say you never really own sky-high stock prices, you only rent them
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(76)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Siemens going limp where The Sun doesn't shine. Panels
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
EFF kind of thinks Amazon's browser won't spy on you, except when it does
source: news.dice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember how we had to bail out bankers? It looks like we bailed them out so well that they have more money than they can find investment opportunities for. Oh, and come get your savings, they are tired of keeping it for you
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas Instruments warns their fourth quarter may have an E at the end
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
FedEx to deliver 22,000 new jobs this holiday season in new package deal
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Target recalls frog masks because it could make kids croak
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Caterpillar inches ahead, takes entire market along for the ride
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Like a rib, it tastes like liberty. Like a rib, with a bun of sesame
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 


Mon October 24, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bad news: County would lay off more than 1,000 under Preckwinkle budget. Good news: "Preckwinkle" is pretty fun to say. Try it
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Burger Bistro Donut Burger contains chopped meat, American cheese, Applewood smoked bacon, a fried egg and a coupon for a nearby cardiologist stuffed into a sugar-glazed donut
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harley to recall 300,000 motorcycles. Noted not for the number, but for the fact that HD finally broke down and issued a recall for an embarrasingly obvious design flaw
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British car makers forced to redesign vehicles to adapt to the population ... wider and heavier
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Administration's refinance fix will "shock and awe" the economy. Tag is for experts' conclusion
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Right Now there are over 5,000 people submitting to Fark. Right Now Drew is crying into his beer somewhere. Right Now, an Admin is frantically redlighting links. Right Now, Oracle is purchasing RightNow
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Swiss banks drop the "secret" from their bank accounts. Let's see if the Top 1% in the U.S. notice, because the IRS sure as hell will
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The great thing about the new I.T. revolution is that it makes it easier and cheaper than ever for anyone anywhere to be an entrepreneur. And despite all of our challenges, it is happening here in America"
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Cheese Is the most stolen food on Earth. In a related story, liver thefts remained constant at zero percent
source: news.sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Home value insurance may be too late as your home no longer has any value
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A moment of respectful silence for Pfizer, please, whose patent on Lipitor is about to expire
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
So, it's not the Queen, The Vatican, The Gettes, The Rotschilds or even Colonel Sanders before he went tits up
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 

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