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Sun October 23, 2011
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you fat? You're hurting the economy. Go be fat somewhere else
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(99)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street sees McDonald's post another huge quarter, stock now at record high. Shareholders are lovin' it
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(34)
 


Sat October 22, 2011
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aldi's to sell booze for a buck. Naturally, everyone flips the hell out
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(81)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A dozen pharmaceutical companies have given doctors and other healthcare providers more than $760 million over the past two years - and those companies' sales comprise 40 percent of the U.S. market
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(58)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Yahoogle
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(17)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Mess with the bull, get the hundred thousand dollars
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(8)
 
(Amtrak)
 
 
 
Bill introduced to let you keep your account number when switching banks. Banking lawyers hurriedly trying to figure out a way to profit from this
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(52)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fresh & Easy recalls bagged spinach due to contamination. Symptoms can include nausea, severe headache, bloated forearms
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(11)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Nixon to visit China. This is not a repeat from 1972
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(15)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fire destroys Arkansas artificial fingernail company. Shattered officials tell customers they will just try to press on
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(9)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Median wage in the U.S. now $26,000. Sounds about right for panhandling in the middle of a freeway
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(411)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Things aren't so peachy for two more Georgia banks
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(12)
 


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five super-rich Americans who started out super poor. Too bad five was all they could find
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(44)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Now that's a great initial public offering... FOR ME TO GROUPON
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(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
GE brings good things to life and Obama's policies bring good profits to GE
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Schweddy Balls turning blue after getting the cold shoulder from retailers
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(62)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Venture investment picks up. Let's see, I'll take an Ooo-ray, a few henchmen, and, ooh, can we get that doomsday device to go?
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(24)
 
(CIO)
 
 
 
RIM finds out "BBX" name is taken, might rename new QNX-based operating system to unpronounceable symbol, though everyone will still call it "the OS formerly known as BBX"
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(12)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
IPad shipments are triple last year's, which is good news for Android makers since the market as a whole quadrupled
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(99)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart cuts some of their health plans. They had a health plan? I thought their policy on employee health was "Die. You are easily replaced"
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(47)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Gay weddings pumping money over and over into NY economy
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Frito-Lay accused of deceptive advertising to teens. Company refutes claims, but still plans to launch Farmville Cool Ranch chips
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(8)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
While you were busy being distracted by those hippies in Zuccotti square, Bank of America just transferred $55 trillion in bad debts to taxpayer-backed accounts
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(357)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
What if we paid off the Government debt?
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(84)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Dead Gaddafi = a) peace and stability in Libya b) US troops home for Christmas c) cheap petrol for Aussies
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(12)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
There's no sex in the Champagne Room, unless you go to the strip clubs in South Atlanta
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(46)
 


Thu October 20, 2011
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How to give a child retirement security. No, it doesn't involve telling him to work at Wal-Mart until he's 85
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(34)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
As BlackBerries turn out to be lemons, people start switching to Apple
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Say, occupiers. If you're not too busy, would you mind doing me a favor or two?
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
*DING* You are now free to start bleeding out money
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(14)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Microsoft and Canada Pension Plan preparing to buy Yahoo, see Canadians working until 90
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(12)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
UBS may cut Jobs, possibly in retaliation to Thunderbolt
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(6)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
ITT profit falls on the news that the paper used to print the degree is worth more than the degree itself
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(18)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
eBay shares fall after negative feedback from investors. F-- WHERE THE HELL ARE MY DIVIDENDS???
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eli Lilly watches profits go limp. Good thing they make Cialis
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(5)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
DuPont sues Monsanto over a genetic corn seed patent. Something tells me no matter who wins, the rest of us lose
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(27)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Voting for the world's worst airport to sleep at is completed. Let's open the Manila folder and see the winner
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(111)
 
(Post City)
 
 
 
Eight worst restaurant names in Toronto, not including the old Number Two. Meet you at the Big Chubby, eh?
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(83)
 
(Some Engineer)
 
 
 
For the 1%: The $150,000 turntable. No idea if it will play Knee Deep in the Hoopla
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(126)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Not to say that the AT&T/T-Mobile merger is in trouble, but they're now paying homeless shelters to write letters of support
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(12)
 


Wed October 19, 2011
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Four investor groups bid for majority stake in Mercator. Banks unwilling to project a winner
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(13)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Costco has now spent $22 million on liquor. Drew Curtis: "Amateurs"
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(59)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hypothetically speaking, could you stomach a 2,600 point drop in the Dow? Now, settle down, this is just hypothetWOULD YOU STOP PANICKING, PLEASE?
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(63)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Crack team of journalists believe that Google probably bought Motorola for their patents
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(20)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow Jones and the Indices of Doom
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
BHP said to be in talks for Ferrous. Also in talks for the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads
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(6)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ab bot
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(8)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Knight profit rises after some basic modifications, convertible top, sassy black character, and that farking truck with a ramp
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Retailers believe giving away merchandise at a massive loss will bring in customers. THAT IS NOT HOW RETAIL WORKS
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(43)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Obama endorses changes to the Sarbanes-Oxley Act to once again allow companies to pilfer employee pensions and rape shareholders of their investments to pad the balance sheet. Change is good?
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(63)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Panera Bread respectfully walks away from deal before it becomes farking hostile
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(37)
 
(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
If you're a brewery, what do you do with the leftover beer? If you're Great Lakes Brewing Company in Cleveland, Ohio, you make it into ice cream
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(126)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
This is how you know Wall Street is messing with us: Goldman Sachs posts larger than expected loss, but stocks go up anyways
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(40)
 


Tue October 18, 2011
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Apple's quarterly profits are up 54% compared to last year, but stock takes a beating after sales of year-old iPhone model fall short of analysts' estimated eleventy-gazillion
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear US Govt: sorry we defrauded you out of billions in mortgage insurance, can we have another bailout please? Signed, Bank of America
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Yahoo blows," reports Yahoo Finance
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(4)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Starbucks new blonde roast coffee appeals to many because it goes down easy
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(9)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Bad economy = more sex. HOORAY, GLOBAL ECONOMIC MELTDOWN
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(42)
 
(CATO)
 
 
 
The Laffer curve wins again
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(101)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
EA decides to sell "SimCity" for $9.99 to mock Herman Cain
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(58)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Quickening has begun. There can be only none
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(9)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Groupon CEO hopes to pocket a few hundred million more dollars before the company goes under
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(21)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
China Eastern halts order from Boeing. I knew there would be problems, of course, when the 787 hit the ANAs
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bank of America reports $4.5 billion pre-tax profit in the 3rd quarter. Pre-tax? Since when do banks have to pay taxes?
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(36)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs would like the protesters to know they are part of the 99%. We're good right?
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(25)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Whitbread brings in a great quarter. With a balance sheet like that, it's no Wonder
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(5)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Maker of beer tap handles chooses American over Chinese factories for new products. I'll drink to that
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(29)
 


Mon October 17, 2011
(ABC)
 
 
 
Citigroup, Wells Fargo report strong profits. Honest, hard earned money, made by insightful trading and 100% legit and legaHRRRPHFFFFHAHAHA sorry, I can't say that with a straight face
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Euro -- propped by Chinese
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
L'Oreal billionaire Liliane Bettencourt loses control of her heir
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(38)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
McDonald's launching their own TV channel. Look for The Hamburglar Diaries, The Walking Grimace, and Ronald McDonald House, MD next spring
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(89)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Schroders cut to neutral. Good grief, even pigpen caught a break every now and then
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(6)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
BP gets $4 billion from Anadarko for spill, still waiting for the check from DonnieDarko to clear
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback, the market's been farked for years
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(9)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
'Racist' Navajo attire and 7 other Urban Outfitters controversies
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(49)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Major shareholder group to vote for Rupert Muchdoch's removal
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Philips Electronics pulls the plug on 4500 jobs
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(46)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys exemplify being America's team by outsourcing, exploiting, profiting
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(17)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hong Kong defies all odds and starts gold trading. It's a bullion-to-yuan shot
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(26)
 

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