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Sun October 09, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs' passing causes a huge demand for: A) older Apple software B) first generation Apple computers C) black turtlenecks
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IMF advisor says we're only two or three weeks from global economic meltdown. Unbelievable
source: advisorone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
How Bank of America decided the monthly fee for their debit card would be the same as a Subway footlong. I was told there would be no math
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(58)
 


Sat October 08, 2011
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN says the new Hyundai is a "sweet ride" with a "boring body." Which reminds me, say hi to your mom
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Father of Singapore, renowned for ordering citizens to learn English as first language in order to take part in world economy, now urges ethnic Chinese to re-learn Mandarin in order to take part in world economy
source: sg.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 


Fri October 07, 2011
(WBTV)
 
 
 
Campaign to switch all Americans over to credit unions working faster than planned according to anecdotal evidence
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(113)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
99%ers: all CEOs are evil rich people, except our god Steve Jobs
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(164)
 
(National Parks Traveler)
 
 
 
The former superintendent of Rainier National Park sold his house near the park for nearly 4 times its market value--to a private park concessionaire whose contract renewal he oversaw. Enjoy your woods, Citizen
source: nationalparkstraveler.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Come on $50 oil, no whammies, no whammies STOP
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The bad economy is now trickling up to the rich jerks
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Should Disney just fark Yahoo and get it over with already?
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jobs' death leaves Hollywood without a tech envoy, ideas
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Great, now there'll be twice as many Cialis ads everywhere
source: men.webmd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton believes he has a solution to the economic crisis that doesn't involve stolen plutonium and a DeLorean
source: finance.fortune.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Head of Bank of England: "I dare say we may be bloody well f*cked, old chap"
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Father's death leaves family facing difficult financial choices. Like whether to sell the $2 billion in Apple stock and $4 billion in Disney stock now, or wait and see if it goes up in value
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Honda managed to push only 214 Ridgeline pickups off its dealers' lots in August. More F-150s fell off delivery trucks that month
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(232)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
OH CRAP Who are we going to borrow from now?
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 


Thu October 06, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eight things you didn't know about Steve Jobs. Like exactly how he trolled Steve Wozniak HARD in 1975
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Apple Computer confirms it has Steve Jobs DNA and plans to clone it into their future workforce
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
BofA CEO defends bank's 'right to make a profit'. HD audio enhancement later discovers the quote included the mumbled word "obscene"
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise slightly, gas prices expected to jump ten cents
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Volkswagen upgrades TDI models to TDIAF, much to the chagrin of nearly 170,000 customers
source: wheels.blogs.nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of America blames outage on upgrades and definitely NOT hacking. A $15 asking about the website outage fee has been deducted from your account
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Germany says it will only use the giant water jug filled with change if it has to
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street has the ability to amplify any tragedy
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. is urged to stop the loss of skilled workers or just start the Brawndo Corporation already
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
With latest upgrades, B-52s will be in the air longer than your mom's legs ever could
source: airforcetimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Company manufactures Anna Rexia Halloween costume. Strangely, some people have a problem with that
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Kennebec Journal)
 
 
 
Baby, it's cooooooold outside, and gas prices are dropping. So, go ahead and guess how the oil companies will screw you to make up for lost profits
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(46)
 
(Korea Times)
 
 
 
South Korean women report rampant sexual harassment during job interviews with immortal lines like "How about kissing me? It is not awkward to kiss each other in our company because of a free atmosphere"
source: koreatimes.co.kr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 


Wed October 05, 2011
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
India announces $35 tablet computer for rural poor. Call center to be based in the US
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
You don't need to occupy Wall Street, just a nondescript warehouse off the New Jersey Turnpike where the vast majority of trades actually take place, electronically
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(27)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft mulling bid for Yahoo. This is not a repeat from 2008
source: bottomline.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"The euro is the world's most dangerous currency built on a foundation of debt and trickery, where economic principles were sacrificed to romantic political visions"
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(52)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Start stockpiling canned goods and ammunition: Europe's version Lehman Brothers heads for the fiscal Great Beyond
source: news.businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
All your flight search are belong to Google
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Voting for the worst ad in America has begun. Voting enabled in thread so you can list the ads they missed
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(448)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bernanke is worried about Europe's debt crisis, Rogaine stock
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(3)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italy was expecting a downgrade from Moody's, adding "WHOAAAAAA, OOOOOOOOOOOOH, HEYYYYYYYY, yo what are youse guys doing?"
source: beta.finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The fall in factory orders was a surprise only if you haven't noticed things crashing down around us
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why you should never take investment advice from a baby boomer
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bank of America decides to shut down a lending division- the one that helps credit unions write home mortgages, which I'm sure is just total coincidence
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Acme says order delays, rising portable hole, anvil, and hand buzzer prices contributed to a terrible third quarter
source: beta.finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Judge says Tribune Co. can pay millions in bonuses to executives, to reward them for doing such a good job of running it into bankruptcy
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(13)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
ThyssenKrupp buys elevator company after a whole bunch of back and forth, ups and downs
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
England hopes to bring cricket, archery, and other gay sports to the mainstream
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Food from a drugstore costs more than food from a supermarket. If only there were a way to choose where you shop for food
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rejects royalties for internet music download. In other news, nine justices know what a music download is
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Netflix started at neutral. I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In THE LAND OF THE BLIND, THE U.S. STOCK MARKET IS KING
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Merkel says those demanding endgame to Europe's debt crisis have 'no Clue,' only Monopoly
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The feds pull an Al Capone and deliver a $2.4 million dollar tax bill to a medical marijuana dispensary in Oakland, California
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(The Michigan Messenger)
 
 
 
Study finds businesses are more likely to hire hardcore socialist activist than a gay accountant
source: michiganmessenger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch to spend a billion dollars to make sure there's less water in their beer
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 


Tue October 04, 2011
(waxy.org)
 
 
 
Not news: Apple introduces new phone, which takes verbal commands. News: also iPad. Fark: in 1987. Ultrafark: concept video shows this future as September 2011. A month behind schedule, sirs?
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(104)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meet the new lost decade. Same as the old lost decade
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bernanke warns economic recovery "close to faltering". Wait, there was economic recovery?
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(296)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Ooh, See what Solyndra did? Major wow factor
source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The glory days of $200 coast-to-coast fare wars are gone, victims of mergers, capacity cuts and no new competition
source: airfarewatchdog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China threatens trade war if US currency bill passes. Luckily the economy is nice and strong and capable of shrugging off any potential turbulence from this
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Instead of wasting time reading bad headlines, you could be using your $5 a month to help Starbucks rebuild the economy
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Toyota introduces dashboard screen that lets you send and receive texts. What could possibly go wrong?
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UBS says they will make a profit despite losses because fark you, banks need money
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple may unpeel Boyce eggnog analogy -Submitted from my iPhone
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Android prepares to turn on its creator and kill Google
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
IOS 5 & the iCloud will inadvertenly kill the iPod
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Think things are bad? You ain't seen nothing yet. Pretty soon, they will expect you to be taking care of business for free
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Disabled workers face barriers to re-employment. That's just how employers roll
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The next airline soon to become a pile of collector memorabilia is American Airlines
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Venture capitalist: Yes we are job creators, but only when it suits us and not society, so STFU and GTFO
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(53)
 


Mon October 03, 2011
(TekGoblin)
 
 
 
Rhapsody to acquire Napster. In related news, Rhapsody and Napster apparently still exist
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(27)
 
(FDL)
 
 
 
"It's not that Greece's budget deficit is growing despite austerity measures, it's because of them, exactly as prominent economists understood and predicted"
source: news.firedoglake.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama donor given the business after May 2010 warning that monkey business at Solyndra was risky business
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Court refuses to hear KFC's appeal that it's a religion and should therefore not have to pay taxes in Iowa
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Chip sales rose 0.7%, while salsa sales saw a slight decline over last year
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Europe needs a €2 trillion "bazooka." You know, it's this kind of irresponsible military spending that probably helped put us in this situation in the first place
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey YEAH, why DO we let rich people move their money offshore?
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hometown Buffet goes Chapter 11 taking with it JB's, K-Bob's, Casa Bonita, Holiday House, the Grand Ole Pukatorium, the Vomit Queen, and Chuck and Go. The stock closed at 45 cents on Friday
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Greece misses deficit target, possibly can't delay the inevitable any longer
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 

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