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Sun October 02, 2011
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kodak shares plummet as bankruptcy develops. Unlike other, more modern companies, it will be a few days before we can see the whole picture
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(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's college curriculums leave graduates poorly prepared for a competitive work environment. Add the high cost of tuition, and America's higher education industry may soon resemble its housing industry
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(133)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Five lazy mistakes job seekers make. #1: Not already being rich
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(185)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is a giant Abercrombie & Fitch advertisement obscene? You decide
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(42)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Calling someone fat and tellling them "I knew you were a joke when you came in" because they didn't buy anything isn't good customer service
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(227)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Big banks want Big brokers to sell Big banker options. Big brokers give Big banks a Big Hell No
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(10)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you had Citibank as the next bank that can't make enough money borrowing from The Fed at 0% and lending it out at 3-29.99%, come on down. You've just lost your free checking
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(74)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Your navigation system taking you where you want to go. New hotness: Your navigation system taking you to advertisers' businesses
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(51)
 


Sat October 01, 2011
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bank of America knows it has a terrible reputation, and they are doing something about it: Booting reporters who ask customers how they feel about Bank of America
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(37)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Headline:"Sony's PlayStation Network is an almost complete failure". Subby disagrees: It is a complete failure - not just 'almost'
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(56)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons owner (and co-founder of the Home Depot) sells his Atlanta mansion for 40% of the asking price. If only there were some place he could have gone to fix it up
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fee'd to Death: BoA's new one is just the cherry on top of the gluttony of companies pigging out on the pocket books of customers trying to "swallow their exasperation". Excuse me while I throw up, I feel nauseous
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(96)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Kmart, Sears and Home Depot: It's October 1st, Merry Christmas
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(57)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Trump casino offers another way for gamblers to lose their ass
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(4)
 


Fri September 30, 2011
(NPR)
 
 
 
James Cook, brewer, patriot, founder of Samuel Adams Brewery, creates foundation to make microloans to small businesses in the food & beverage industry
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(44)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Won't SOMEBODY please think of the poor, starving banks?
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(79)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
We are totally farked if we don't start printing money left and right again
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(88)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Why are we paying incompetent CEOs upwards of $10 million to leave a company again?
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(97)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Market undergoing huge changes, such as some new hair in places it wasn't before
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Friendly's prepares for some decidedly unfriendly times ahead
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(25)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Samsung proposes a settlement to Apple's lawsuit. Sources claim the offer is somewhere in the neighborhood of "jack shiat and go fark yourself"
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(16)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New Zealand's credit rating downgraded from "sheep" to "lamb"
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(10)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Politicians totally farked Q3, let's see what they can fark up this quarter
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(9)
 


Thu September 29, 2011
(The Republic)
 
 
 
Artists transform vacant Detroit land into European-style beer garden
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(19)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You'd better sit down for this one - Panera's Pay Whatever You Feel Like restaurant didn't work out
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(203)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rats and black mouths manipulate Chinese markets. That's not a very nice name for Wall Street and Obama. Well, Obama anyway
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Jack Daniels showing its feminine side
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(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Long-term unemployed are coming to find that putting your mom and Drew Curtis down as references just won't cut it
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(58)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Executives: Utility merger will reduce operating costs. Regulators: Great, then you won't need any rate increases for the next 5 years
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pfizer warns people not to take that V1AGR4 from the internet
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(14)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the best city for retirees is... Minneapolis?? How much did they pay Marketwatch to rig that one?
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(34)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bernanke says the lack of jobs is a national crisis, does nothing about it
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(36)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Two unpaid interns sue employer after realizing "unpaid intern" is just a nice word for slave
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(146)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Shell says Singapore refinery fire is now out of control
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(9)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Shell says Singapore refinery fire under control
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best Buy plans to hire 50% fewer holiday workers. Says level of service will remain the same
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(64)
 


Wed September 28, 2011
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: As long as you globally diversify your portfolio, you'll be fine. It's not like the whole world will go into a recession simultaneously. The new hotness: EVERYBODY PANIC
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Office Depot CEO: "Charlie Brown was terminated for having an improper relationship with another associate." Good grief
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't want to be in the bunker when Hitler finds out that 7-Eleven stores in Taiwan have pulled their Vampire Hitler products
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(102)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Because we can't see them
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(43)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Replace the milk in the office fridge, or so help me G-d, I will put your ass on the street," says one PR firm president
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(110)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The EU/IMF task force, or EMF, is expected to resume their mission no earlier than Thursday. Unbelievable
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News of the World reporter claims he was fired because he just couldn't hack it
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(5)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Durable goods numbers for August indicate the American economy can take a licking and keep on ticking
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(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moody's outlook for Kodak now negative
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(5)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Not here
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(17)
 
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
If you hate Apple and Amazon, you'll love this analyst's predictions
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(50)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
We were somewhere in the U.K, when the drugs began to kick in. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored pills
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Ron de Jeremy: "Any other rum doesn't have a third leg to stand on"
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(43)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Now Floridians can spend their entire welfare check at Walmart
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
McDonald's meals now served with ketchup and other condom mints
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Trader from Hell" on BBC not a hoaxer. Just telling it like it is
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Good news: There are jobs that offer health insurance. Bad news: The cost for that health insurance has gone up by 9% since 2010
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(78)
 


Tue September 27, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Thanks to our tax code, and political infighting, it's easier to do business in China than it is in the US
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(43)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Anytime someone wearing a watch worth more than a house talks about class warfare, they should have a hose shoved down their throat and goose liver pumped in until they leak from the ears"
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(137)
 
(learnvest.com)
 
 
 
Eight of the crappiest things airlines are doing to you. Putting the things together in a slideshow not on the list
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
9 out of 10 people think California's economy is in bad shape. 1 out of 10 people think pot should just be legalized already, man
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In response to being sued for $7.6 billion by trustee overseeing the bankruptcy of a mortgage giant; Deloitte and Touche going with the "it's not our fault our clients are crooks who wanted us to cook the books" defense
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nevada: Open for business. Closed for taxes, liability, and transparency
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(7)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street reporter bites the hand that feeds him
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(19)
 
(Christie's)
 
 
 
William F. Buckley's estate goes up for auction next week...THIS IS HOW CONSERVATIVES ACTUALLY DECORATE
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Step1: Impersonate Vince Young. Step 2: Collect money for children's foundation. Step 3: Profit. Step 4: Add felony fraud to your career stats
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(12)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Foreigner may be Poland's new problem. Wait a sec, is that from the '83 tour? I saw those guys in the Meadowlands with Bryan Adams; that was a kickass show. I totally copped a feel off this passed out broad while they were playing Urgent
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(54)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
BofA, Merscorp sued for duh, duh, duh... ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS
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(7)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Walgreens profit up 69%. Giggity
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(11)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cool: Tim Horton's coming to the Gulf. Asinine: The Arab one
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trader on profiteering from the upcoming economic collapse: I've been 'dreaming of this moment for three years', adding 'The governments don't rule the world - Goldman Sachs rules the world.'
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(24)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Google becomes a teenager today. Unconfirmed reports suggest search results will result in "can't be bothered" and "whatever"
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SAfrican introduces first all-African military plane. IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED. Hey Subby, I don't think Yahoo really set you up for that reference. I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING
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(23)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
FTSE gets excited under the table, the DAX doesn't really have a funny name, and after some speculation of a bailout, French CAC begins to rise
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(4)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gold prices falling rapidly. Investors don't know what to assay
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From now on, when you think Domino's, think artisan pizza that's delivered in a box signed by the store manager
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(53)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Name: Chelsea Clinton. Age: 31. Occupation: PhD student. Qualifications: famous parents. Meet the new board director for The Daily Beast and Match.com
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(54)
 


Mon September 26, 2011
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six laws you've broken (without even realizing it). Read at your own risk... just sayin'
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(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Faith-based investors are about to have their worlds rocked
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AT&T to offer free unlimited mobile to any mobile plan to customers, which is good considering that you have to make unlimited amount of attempts to successfully call anyone
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you want free checking then you need direct deposit but to get direct deposit you need a job so you can open a free checking account in order to set up direct deposit ah fark the whole thing give me cash
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Studies show people are too stupid to use self-checkouts at grocery stores
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(180)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Undaunted by slowing sales of their ugly shoes, Crocs decides to release a new line of horrendous "styles"
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(12)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs blows another $200 million
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(12)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New poll finds 31% of Americans say they'd need between $100,000 and $500,000 to retire this year. Other 69% say they'd need between $100,000 and $500,000 just to get back to even
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(57)
 
(Escapist)
 
 
 
Your vampire farmer friend's mafia saw profits drop by 95% year-over-year. Please help
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(17)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
World's top bankers agree on one thing: They don't have any idea what the hell they are doing and want the government to bail them out, again
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
1969 Camaro voted best Chevrolet of all time. In related new, best Chrysler of all time is one that is actually still running
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(59)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Creator of Doritos dead at 97 of nachoral causes
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(137)
 

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