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Sun September 25, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Gas prices are going down since unemployed people don't need to drive to work
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The commies over at the FCC are hindering Comcast's ability to fark with your Internet content
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from the banking industry, department stores may start charging consumers just for trying on their clothes
source: adelaidenow.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bolivian government to encourage more milk drinking by: A) lowering prices B) increasing production C) taxing beer
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Every time Groupon revises its accounting to strip away another feat of financial gymnastics, the picture grows grimmer"
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 


Sat September 24, 2011
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Vizio: "Buy a new TV. We're not going to repair your broken one"
source: gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Problem: Company you want to acquire for $6B won't open their books, rejects your offer. Solution: You send a spy to serve as their COO for six months
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(18)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Yahoo.com memo to employees says that "multiple companies" have expressed interest in Yahoo, including Etoys, Flooz, and Pets.com
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys are America's Team because they do what America does best: exploit cheap foreign labor
source: chronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Mortgage loan assistance for people whose incomes have declined slightly is so useless even Barney Frank has finally met a government handout he doesn't like
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(14)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
BofA looking to sell off non-banking subsidiary for $800 million. Question 1) Who thinks Pizza Hut is worth that much, and 2) WTH was BofA doing in the pizza business?
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(21)
 
(Did this in 2000)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it's like to work at some of the best startups? Seems to be like college but with more free food, booze and 27 year old MBAs in charge of everything. "Can you make a business case for that"?
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New study says birth order affects salary, career, weekly allowance
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(22)
 


Fri September 23, 2011
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel hopes to stop investor takeover attempt with poison pill. If the cheesy potatoes don't get him first
source: dealbook.nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Often overlooked item on employee termination checklist: making sure he can't seize control of company website
source: buffalonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
S&P upgrades Popeye's. Well BLOW ME DOWN. Ha ga ga ga ga ga ga
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
On this day, 121 years ago, a new little company called Nintendo wondered if people would like to play a game
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Credit card debt is at 2008 levels. Not sure if this is a good thing, or a bad thing. But it's certainly something
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
High costs make it harder to grow young farmers. Tip: don't plant them head down
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Focus Taiwan)
 
 
 
Harley makes custom cycle for the 100th anniversary of... Taiwan?
source: focustaiwan.tw   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Logitech shares just not clicking
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yum makes Long John Silver walk the plank
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
AMD's Rick rolls
source: pcmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen orders new paintball rifle barrel, company sends Viagra and porn to help him shoot more straight and accurate
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Speedo sues over gay porn sites, seeks to protect the substantial and valuable reputation and goodwill associated with the swimsuit and its use among fat, clueless bastards
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(270)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The U.S. is already in the middle of a double-dip recession
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The U.S. is not in a recession
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
GM to reopen former Saturn plan in Tennessee after discovering it's cheaper to hire Americans in a down economy than ship the work to Mexico
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 


Thu September 22, 2011
(CNN)
 
 
 
Is HP hiring the worst broad ever? (I may have read that wrong.)
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Supermarkets will no longer ship live pigs from the mainland to Hawaii in cramped, inhumane conditions resembling economy class on the airlines
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Intuit reiterates fiscal outlook, have 50 words for snow
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(BLR.com)
 
 
 
Tyson Fresh Meats pays $2.25m to settle lawsuit over workplace being a sausage fest
source: hr.blr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Carbon footprint. New hotness: Slavery footprint
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
While the USPS struggles, Scottish village post office becomes the place people go to send mail, make copies, fax, print digital photos, get things sold on eBay, and pick up dry-cleaning
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
German vintner upset after thieves steal entire grape harvest. Police tell him to quit wining
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(14)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ben Bernanke tanks the market after Fed decision. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 


Wed September 21, 2011
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Moody's downgrades Bank of America to "just big enough to fail"
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke may invoke "Operation Twist:" to make housing more affordable and allow more homeowners to refinance
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
That's the night that the jobs went out of Georgia
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure Netflix is screwing its customer base.... but it may have a reason
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
IKEA creates MÄNLAND, a men's-only play area featuring Xboxes, pinball games, football, free hot dogs and televised sporting events for husbands while their wives shop. I'm assuming it's BYØB
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds that patent trolls cost companies $500 billion, stifle innovation, make Drew's kid swear
source: bgr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 


Tue September 20, 2011
(USA Today)
 
 
 
GM transfers its Volt electric car technology to China
source: content.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Higher capital gains taxes don't work since paying capital gains is partially voluntary. Investors will hold on to assets that go up until they have offsetting losses
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(126)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
When Germans get scared, bad things are on the horizon
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"They can survive a Greek default. They can arguably survive if Portugal and Ireland go down as well. But you include Italy and Spain, now we're starting to talk some real money"
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(65)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Talk of the erosion of the middle class? Rumblings of class warfare? Someone must be angry they are trying to tax the rich again
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(44)
 
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
"The Toys," a band formed by workers at Mattel, reach the finals of the "Battle of the Corporate Bands." Competitors include Starbucks' "Metallibuxx" and ConAgra's "Slim Jim Blues Ensemble"
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since there's so many deals on existing homes, hardly anyone is buying or building new ones
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Non-Quebecois)
 
 
 
This aircraft has four door and two window exits. / Le cerveau etait-il un option por toi, putain
source: calgaryherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Reports of Siemens pulling out after farking French banks may have been the work of an overly spunky reporter
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For those of you planning to follow the economic disaster plan to "eat the rich", here is a handy map of the neighborhoods where most of America's millionaires live
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(73)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tchenguiz may sell unit after Kaupthing settlement. Gesundheit
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(1)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Airlines worldwide now expect to make 72% more profit this year than they estimated three months ago. There's an optional $17 fee for complaining to the right
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
S&P downgrades Italy from Extra Virgin to Virgin
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(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
China's latest export to the US: Jobs
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(35)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Chevron, which owed villagers in Ecuador $18 billion, then didn't owe them anything, now owes them $18 billion again
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
U.K. supermarket is selling apples imported from China despite them being located only a half a mile from local orchards
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(34)
 


Mon September 19, 2011
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Remember the rule about needing 75% of your current salary during retirement? Well ... about that
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
How Whole Foods tricks you into buying the exact same crappy apples you could get at Wal-Mart for half the price
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(89)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
After $2.3 billion loss due to unauthorized trades, UBS may be unable to pay bankers and traders their usual huge bonuses. Nanotechnologists scramble to invent an even tinier violin
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(135)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The USPS needs to act like a business, maybe drop that extra S, and paint all their vehicles brown
source: bottomline.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news: Strike by airline pilots ends. Bad news: Nobody told the customers, so there are no passengers
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(6)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bernanke joins King Tolerating Inflation to drive down what little value remains in the U.S. dollar
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(29)
 
(PharmaTimes)
 
 
 
Pharma over-prescribing "chronic" in Europe, says expert, but article dashes your hopes
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(10)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Extreme drug market deregulation is working out about how you would expect
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Europe doesn't appreciate it when the colonists try to give them financial advice
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Hampshire named richest state, with median income of $66,000. In your face, Vermont
source: bottomline.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some sadly sober guy)
 
 
 
Please note the updated kitchen, the redesigned bathrooms and the new carpet in the living room. Also, there's $1000 bar tab for the place across the street
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(30)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Suck my CAC
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Forget the charts and graphs, best barometer of NYC economy is the number of squeegee men
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 

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