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Sun September 11, 2011
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(GamePro)
 
 
 
US District Court rules that EA can use college footballers likenesses without having to pay them for the right to do so. Finally a victory for the little guy
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sobb
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(29)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
President Obama: Just hire more people. Company leaders: Hummm no, not until things get better
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(144)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Should you be allowed to bring a dog into McDonalds? How about if you are a disabled Iraqi war vet with a service dog?
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(73)
 


Sat September 10, 2011
(Pacific Biz Journal)
 
 
 
Company that sells bottled seawater fined $5 million for putting too much seawater in its seawater
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Continental pilot discovers that from 10,000 feet all airports look alike
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(100)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
It turns out that the hitmanforhire web site was a scam. Who could have possibly known?
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(12)
 
(MainStreet)
 
 
 
What you should know when you get your first credit card, besides that hookers and pot dealers don't take plastic
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(39)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oracle, Google chiefs ordered to attend patent suit settlement meeting in the Grand Canyon - it's the only place big enough to hold all the ego
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wall Street trader is the latest job to be killed off by computers. For once in hearing of lost jobs, not a single fark was given
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(63)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Canadian court rules that as long as your work is done on time, spending the day on Fark is just fine
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(22)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Banks may fight banks if sophisticated mortgage securities investors get their Class Action status. In no way can this benefit the public's good
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(11)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Answer these three questions:1. Does the material appeal to a prurient interest in sex? 2. Does it depict or describe sexual conduct in a patently offensive way? 3. Does it lack serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value? SFW
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(38)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Norwegian mass murderer loves him some Lacoste shirts. Oddly, Lacoste has a problem with that
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(68)
 


Fri September 09, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
GM CEO, apparently unfamiliar with the whole auto industry bailout thingie, pontificates that "the nation needs to live within its means" and GM has no responsibility to assist the country
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(73)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
YAolHoo?
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ECB official Stark quits over bond-buying fiasco to spend more time as Iron Man
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(8)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wall Street reacts with renewed enthusiasm to President Obama's jobs speech by tanking sharply
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(45)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Target recalls giant exercise rubber bands because two people put an eye out with those things
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(11)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sunoco upgraded to neutral. This calls for a beige alert. If I don't survive, tell my wife hello
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(20)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Bank of America says it will no longer have to cut 3,500 jobs. It will actually cut 40,000
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(69)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Three big myths about the debt crisis. Still no word on how it was time-traveling President Obama's fault
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(227)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cool: Dunkin' Donuts heading West. HA-HA: Not California
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(74)
 
(Business Journal)
 
 
 
Bartz' interview calling the Yahoo board doofuses could cost $10 million. Don't have a cow, man
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(14)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas Instruments earnings go 58008 up
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Facebook doubles first half revenue to $1.6 billion as cost per acre of fake farmland rises
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(7)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Senate passes "Dog Ate My Homework Act" to bail out patent lawyers and require companies to hire more patent lawyers
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(54)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Despite pending divorce, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony launch new fashion line at Kohl's. As expected, collection to be made up mostly of separates
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Losses Я Us
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(14)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
London club Arsenal wins patency case against owner of Seville hat shop 'Arsenale' claiming people could get confused. Not by the hats, but by the clothes and shoes
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(20)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Railroad CEO thinks safety equipment that would automatically stop trains if engineers blow past signals is an expensive waste and bad for business. After all, trains usually win versus anything else
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm not unemployed, I'm living a new paradigm
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(67)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Toxic fumes in restaurant bathroom kills 1, knocks 2 unconscious, hospitalizes 10. Hint: not Taco Bell
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(19)
 


Thu September 08, 2011
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said he's surprised by how cautious consumers have been in the two years since the recession officially ended. Really? No clue huh?
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(121)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Feds: BoA is so farked, it actually shocked Angelo Mozilo
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How our golden calf, PRODUCTIVITY, is making our work cheaper while it makes our necessities more expensive
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stocks rise ahead of Obama's speech
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stocks Fall ahead of Obama's speech
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(17)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The 10 best random trading strategies. At this point playing the lottery seems like a safer investment
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(25)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
When your Sprint service was out last week due to the hurricane, don't look for credit, because your phone actually still worked ... if you lived in California
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(24)
 
(Some Financial Analyst)
 
 
 
Greece about to take it in an oh-so-familiar way
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(135)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's my way or the highway for Roadhouse
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(18)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK interest rates stay at 0.5%. Enjoy your 18% credit cards, blokes
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(10)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bartz could get $10 million after firing. WHY YOU LITTLE
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(9)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ex-BP CEO Tony Hayward hoping to do to Iraq's Kurdistan what he did to the Gulf of Mexico
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(2)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The bad economy is the perfect time to cheat on your spouse
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(11)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The economy shows no signs of slowing as these companies are hiring
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(35)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The economy is slowing
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(5)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All economies that are more competitive than Singapore, Sweden or Finland step forward. Not so fast there, America
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(28)
 


Wed September 07, 2011
(Reuters)
 
 
 
JP Morgan explains the current debt crisis with Legos
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(18)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
1. Don't pay taxes on your property, thus getting it foreclosed. 2. Buy it back at fire-sale prices at auction. 3. Escape tax debt (aka, profit)
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(132)
 
(Springfield Republican)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Supreme Court upholds judge's decision stopping "no-fault" evictions of tenants from foreclosed properties
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(55)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Presenting the companies that make their employees the happiest. It's a very short list
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dudes in funny little hats say it's constitutional for Germany to bail out faltering Euro economies
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(8)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bank of America is co-COO for executive puffs
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RR Donnelley buys Genesis, claims they just saw something in their eyes
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(19)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Groupon's IPO deal not tipping
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(19)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Caarmaaker Saab waants reorgaanization to raaise caash, aavoid baankruptcy
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're number 5. We're number 5. USA USA
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(29)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Bartz fired as CEO of Yahoo. Aye Carumba
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(24)
 


Tue September 06, 2011
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Zagat's rates the fast food chains and there are five guys who are very pleased with the results
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(133)
 
(Pundita)
 
 
 
Why Obama's proposal to spend billions on infrastructure will not reignite the economy and job growth
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(53)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
3D TV bombs with consumers so badly, the blowback is tanking the entire sector: "The idiot TV makers spent an enormous amount of time and money trying to get people to buy a television they didn't want in the first place"
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(385)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The American proles think they have the energy, motivation, and will to storm Wall Street and pull off an Arab Spring. Aren't they adorable?
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(44)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: The recovery is back and Ford is going to build a brand-spanking-new plant and create 5,000 jobs. Hooray. The catch? Oh yeah, it's in India
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(58)
 
(NYU News)
 
 
 
Big Gay Ice Cream Shop celebrates opening its first non-truck outlet with celebrity endorsement from Anthony Bourdain: "When I choose ice cream, I choose Big Gay Ice Cream - as we all should"
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(19)
 
(Powerline)
 
 
 
Egon: Germany leaving the Euro would be bad. Peter: Define bad. E: Imagine corporate default, recapitalisation of the banking system and collapse of international trade. P: Oh, that's "bad." Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon
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(38)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Major shareholder says now it RIM's job to search the market for other holes to fill
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(5)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The company that brought you the Taser is trying to branch out into the record-everything-a-cop-sees market. Don't film me, bro?
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Swiss National Bank sets minimum exchange rate target of 1.20 francs to the euro and promises to buy foreign currency in unlimited quantities to keep it that way
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(17)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
"That's what I love about these Thai flight attendants, man"
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: the global economy is in tatters Farking terrifying news: Goldman Sachs is starting to wonder if the dollar will remain the global reserve currency
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(24)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like insurance. So I'mma create a business that provides insurance for insurance companies so you can insure your insurance while being insured
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(27)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Why private equity may dial up to AOL until their parents pick up the phone and disconnect them
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(12)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The only other country the U.S is remotely aware of is also barreling towards recession
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cantor Fitzgerald lost 658 out of its 960-strong workforce in 9/11, they nearly shut the firm but resolved to work harder to help their colleagues families. Ten years later they have donated over $180 million
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google offices 'reportedly closed,' according to Google Maps
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(15)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oh F*ck Part II
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(13)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If the country fails now, it's because of those damn kids and their dog
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(36)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Honda recalls nearly a million cars...and not fondly
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(30)
 


Mon September 05, 2011
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The good news: Banks have plenty of money to lend. The bad news: you can't get a loan if you actually need money
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(42)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
An entire generation of English majors and art school graduates wonder why there aren't any "jobs"
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(317)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While America takes a day off, Akira Vandelay is losing everything in the stock market
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is it time to throw your cash in the fireplace?
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(17)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Financial analysts say platinum is a safer bet than gold, leaving many investors confused, not knowing what to assay
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(16)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boston mayor will reward nonprofits that hire unemployed residents by asking for smaller voluntary payments in lieu of taxes
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(9)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
China's GDP growth nearing a stall. Hello, Russia? We'll be visiting in a few months. XOXOXO
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(23)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brooklyn public school with history of violence, dismal test scores, low graduation rate, to spend money on: A) more teachers B) extra classroom supplies C) press agent
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(4)
 

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