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Sun August 28, 2011
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finland is *gasp* actually demanding collateral for its share of the Greek bailout. End of the eurozone or the beginning of a return to prudent policy?
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hayward's First Axiom of Environmental Energy holds that there is no source of energy-"clean" or otherwise-that environmentalists won't oppose if it becomes cheap, practical, and scalable
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(61)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Man pays $51.31 sales tax on iPhone with two year contract. State representative files bill to stop this outrage
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(54)
 
(Pajamas Media)
 
 
 
White Man in Hammersmith Tesco? Supermarket muzak has started to kick ass in its old age
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British tea company Twinings pulls a "New Coke" on its customers. Picard not amused
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As entertainment moves online, DVD sales are tanking like a Russell Brand remake
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Japanese firm orders all 2,700 of its employees to get the same 'energy saving' haircut. Fark: So they don't have to spend as long blow-drying
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(24)
 


Sat August 27, 2011
(NPR)
 
 
 
Insurers prepare to deny flood claims from Irene
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chains like Chili's and Applebee's are being forced to revamp their menu because people are starting to realize their food tastes like crap
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(445)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two lessons for Apple about losing an iconic CEO: don't be like Disney and try to hew too closely to his "vision", but don't be like Wal-Mart and completely ignore it either
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(52)
 


Fri August 26, 2011
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian government is trying to popularize the idea that things should cost less. But Candians are having none of it, they demand to pay more
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bernanke says time will do his job for him. That's great. So...why are you here again?
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Direct flights between Cuba and Puerto Rico resume after almost 50 years. And by "flights", they mean they strap a hot air balloon to a donkey
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Halliburton to add 11,000 jobs, mostly in North Dakota. Canada now on high alert for possible US invasion
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook suffers first consecutive decline in value as cost per acre of fake farmland drops
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
According to Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, the economy is sailing on an even keel in beautiful trade winds with no need to change course
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(22)
 
(SmartMoney)
 
 
 
Risk-taking investors are smart, better protected during recession than gold bugs, fans of metal whose 'image as "real money" is mostly owed to some lucky chemical traits that long ago made it ideal for shaping coins by hand'
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I get a little nervous when people start throwing around the word "jobs" unmodified by adjectives such as 'decent-paying' or 'good.'" So I'm NOT the only one who's thought this for the past 3 years
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(78)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Americans to businesses. "Please focus on creating jobs instead of just making the shareholders rich. Businesses: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder"
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(330)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
GM with LG on EV
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(11)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
And the rich get richer
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(36)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Total to reshuffle downstream. You would have to reshuffle 45 downstreams to equal the downstream power of Total
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(7)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart cancels installation of wine bottle vending machines in Pennsylvania stores since Wal-Mart customers only recognize wine in boxes
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(109)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Always bet on bank
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(5)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tiffany raises outlook as abandoned malls are the perfect venue from her comeback tour
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(4)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chance of recession as high as 80%
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(18)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chance of recession no more than 20%
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(2)
 


Thu August 25, 2011
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Hormel profits jump 15 percent on news that you can have egg and spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon sausage and spam, spam bacon sausage and spam but you can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam
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(50)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
New Apple CEO Tim Cook: "I'm thinking printers"
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(140)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Bernie Madoff wants to let you in on his investment in the world's smallest violin
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(10)
 
(Some Tulip Bulb Investor)
 
 
 
Money is fiction
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(81)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
All eyes on Bernanke as Fed Chief Hits Jackson Hole. Well, I'm glad he's getting some, but I had no idea he was an exhibitionist
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(25)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Remember when the phone company used to charge you for calling long distance? Now they're charging you for not calling long distance
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(70)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apple without Steve Jobs Scares the Fark out of Wall Street
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(26)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
FCC asks AT&T for TMI on LTE rollout PDQ
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(19)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Delta upgrades its fleet; orders 100 new planes featuring "new lighting and curving architecture" to make your time stuck on the tarmac more contemporary
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is a sales number going up in housing -- the percentage of foreclosure sales
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(39)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In loss, we have a name. His name is John Paulson. His name is John Paulson. His name is John Paulson. His name is John Paulson. His name is John Paulson. His name is John Paulson. His name is John Paulson. His name is John Paulson
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(14)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bankers warn market crash could hit within weeks, but reassure public that their own personal bonuses won't be negatively affected
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(34)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
IT spending to decline as more companies realize they can't pay people to be on Fark all day
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(80)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
WSJ: "Inflation is on the way." Eric Cantor: "Imma shorting my T-bond." WSJ and Eric Cantor: "D'oh." WSJ: "Inflation is on the way"
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett invests $5 billion in Bank of America, is immediately charged a 3% overdeposit fee
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(130)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Borders buyer kicks it up a notch. BAM
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(26)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
QE3 DOA
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(8)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
About that whole "put all your money into gold" plan... yeah, on second thought
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(34)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Black box funds profit in volatile markets. Why don't they make the whole stock market out of it, then?
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(8)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Underwater on your home? Tires of other banks saying no to a refinance? Then you haven't banked with the Federal Government
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(103)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chinese officials forced to reach between their sofa cushions to cover the $2.5bil in bonds coming due for the Bejing Olympics
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(7)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Worldwide number of cars reaches one billion. More commuters than ever now suffering from carpool tunnel syndrome
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(8)
 


Wed August 24, 2011
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wanna get that promotion? Forget it, your boss' drinking buddy already has it locked
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
⌘Q
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(104)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Want to make money off others peoples money regardless of your performance? Here is what you need to know
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pity the bankers, they're the real victims here
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(32)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to prepare for the double dip recession: 1. Throw money in a large container. 2. Set fire to it. 3. There, that was fun
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(68)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
What do you MEAN throwing endless amounts of cash at Wall Street hasn't helped Main Street?
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(77)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Heineken shares plunge on the news Drew Curtis has switched to bourbon
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(11)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yesterday was the right time to buy quake insurance
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(21)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
It's okay everyone, Bank of America has plenty of capital, so stop asking if they need to raise more. Seriously, you act like it's 2008 or something
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(19)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
H&R block to sell consultants. I wouldn't say they've been MISSING it, Bob
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(6)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gold $3000? That's a load of bullion
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(64)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Match.com agrees to screen for sex offenders on its site, reassures investors that business can continue with membership cut in half
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(73)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Qantas somehow manages to avoid killing every single one of its passengers, and still make a tidy $263 million profit this year
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(11)
 
(auto week)
 
 
 
1957 Ferrari Testa Rossa sells for record $16.4 million. Would have gone for more but the owner refused to show the CARFAX
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(36)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly cheesesteak king dies of heart attack at age 71. To be tastelessly buried in a bun underneath piles and piles onions and ketchup
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(228)
 


Tue August 23, 2011
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Touchpad sales outpacing iPad for a day
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(94)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dear Dominique Strauss-Kahn, sorry we blew our load about you blowing your load. Love, the media
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(100)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
3M gets itself out of a sticky situation by settling age discrimination lawsuit for $3M. Post-it. Done
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(5)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart is dying because its business model has finally turned on itself
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(140)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ben Stein: Higher taxes have historically correlated with more growth" Bill O'Reilly: "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
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(59)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After farking the next seven generations, baby boomers plan to depress the stock market for decades
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now asshole Uzbekistan wants roads. Very nice, how much?
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(6)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Great Depression: Hooverville. Great Recession: Some abandoned house in Detroit
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
July new home sales fell almost 1%, just as analysts had predicted. Just kidding, they're shocked again
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UBS unplugs 3,500 from the hub
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(16)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Get three fingers ready for a Jackson Hole shocker
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(10)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Former IMF chief: Fixing the world's economy is Mission: Impossible
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(107)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
S&P President downgraded to 'unemployed'
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(48)
 


Mon August 22, 2011
(Reuters)
 
 
 
HP: Just kidding
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
$1.2 Trillion???...The Aristocrats
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(74)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Failing US industries would benefit more from tossing a couple layers of management than evicting organized labor
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kratos wins contract. Don't blame me, I voted for Kang
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts warn that gold prices, which have skyrocketed in the last two years, might could, just maybe, be the result of a "bubble" that could burst any day now
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(113)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mobius sees stocks rising on inflation. That's twisted
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Smithers Sees 'Significant' S&P 500 Rally, two cars in every garage and three eyes on every fish
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(9)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oil continues a 4-week loss on its way to $75. You say that like it's a bad thing
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(35)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
45,000 striking Verizon employees go back to work. Union bills company $200 fee for early termination
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(19)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Article promises simple finance tips for the nervous investor. 'Eat a shotgun' inexplicably absent
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(9)
 
(Foster's Daily Democrat)
 
 
 
Pan Am is gone, but its baggage lives on
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(20)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apple and Pfizer: "You need to cut our taxes so we can create more jobs." US: "Okay, first prove to us that you're not sending the jobs you create overseas." Apple and Pfizer: "You need to cut our taxes"
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(246)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The BBC: America's best news source
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(31)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Headline:"Can the Fracking Industry Self-Regulate?" which just makes subby wonder which fracking industry are they talking about, there are a lot of fracking industries out there
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(36)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Filipino government wants their people to give in to their demand to stop hoarding coins, but citizens are not a bunch of Manila folders
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(19)
 

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