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Sun August 21, 2011
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tax-payer funded USDA to use tax-payer money to purchase $40mil in chicken to give to the poor and raise market prices on tax-payers
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(116)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Good news: HP's surrender leaves Dell as sole US-based vendor of Wintel PC's. Bad news: Nobody gets rich selling those any more
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(84)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Advertisers are turning to Minority Report-style facial recognition for inspiration. You look depressed. May I suggest visiting Drew Curtis' Fark.com?
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(31)
 


Sat August 20, 2011
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Verizon to union: STFU and GBTW. Union to Verizon: Yes sir. Sorry sir
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(122)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Groupon, the fastest money-making company in history, is going to need coupons to meet payroll soon
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(55)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Subway's latest TV ad is a fear-mongering, disgusting look at the kitchens of fast food restaurants
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(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
GM says bankruptcy excuses it from Impala repairs. I wonder how far that excuse would work if I had my broken assed GM car towed into their service department?
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(75)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This is the best article I ever read
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(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
While your 401k gets emptied by the latest market turmoil the super-rich are raking in the dough with investments only they can access. Guess it's time for more tax breaks for these poor rich folks
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Fri August 19, 2011
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
FARK-ready headline: "Bottoming is a messy process"
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
S&P to LA: We're downgrading you. LA to S&P: Nuh-uh, we're downgrading YOU
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(36)
 
(my fox chicago)
 
 
 
Health inspectors shut down Chicago Burger King after finding more than 200 flying insects. Some were small, some were big, some were real whoppers
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(19)
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
Is it time to buy? That depends: Are houses free yet?
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(72)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you want to be like Apple, you need to bafflegab, and other made up words
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(15)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
New research from the Romero Institute of Finance shows major corporations control the world's wealth
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(8)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
BoA cutting 3,500 jobs. Employees wishing to cash their severance checks will be subject to a 6% convenience fee
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(32)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What to buy during a selling storm. Not listed: Guns, ammunition, and nonperishable food
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(18)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Australian brewer SABMiller makes hostile $10 billion bid to take over rival Foster's. Everything in Australia always ends up being hostile when enough beer is involved
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(18)
 


Thu August 18, 2011
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
AT&T's New texting plan overcharges you by 10,000,000%. Literally
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(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What does Hewlett-Packard have in common with Texas Instruments, Radio Shack, Timex, Atari, Osborne, Altair, etc?
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(93)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Five money moves Dr. Doom is making. 1) Kill Spiderman 2) Crush the Fantastic Four 3) Oppress Latveria 4-5) High interest money market holdings. What? He's crazy, not insane
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(16)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Walmart is running short on shoddy Chinese crap to sell, and is even short of staple items like toothpaste. In other news, Walmart shoppers have teeth
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. dangerously close to recession. So, what do you call the current financial shiatstorm?
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(145)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lending subdued but stable, British mortgage lenders understate
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(4)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Pope calls on economy to stop being economy
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(15)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fitch downgrades New Jersey's credit rating to "Two Naked Snookies and The Situation"
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(53)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Duuuuuude. Like, I am totally gonna sequence this whole bowl. Yeahhhh
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(14)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gamestop sales decline. Would you like to purchase an extended sales decline warranty?
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(75)
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
After looking the other way for years, the government decides to investigate Standard & Poors for fraudulent credit ratings. Now what could have brought that on?
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(179)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
HP's poor tablet debut could color earnings. Specifically, color them brown
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(14)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you're eating dinner at a restaurant and decide to air your negative opinion about the place on Twitter while still eating, don't be shocked if you get kicked out
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(257)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Five lessons from the stock market turmoil that will be forgotten by Wall Street tomorrow
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(23)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"...even I'm shocked by the corporatization of beer. Anheuser-Busch InBev and SABMiller produce 80 percent of the beer consumed here. That's four of every five brews. And almost all of them suck"
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Wed August 17, 2011
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Portraying Abe Lincoln as a ruby-lipped tranny is no way to market your cigarette brand, son
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(21)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Australia plans to buy Super Hornets. OH GOD, NOT THE AMERICANIZED SUPER HORNETS
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(42)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It has been a jaw-numbingly good quarter, thanks to so many people paying for BJs these days
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(15)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Thai Life Insurance doubles down and releases a new ad that is so emotionally crushing it could drive Mary Poppins to antidepressants
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(95)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Fourth Reich is on the rise in Europe. This time it's being done the stealthy business way, via financial crisis and economic leverage. Meet your new king of the north
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo to test $3 debit card fee. Followed by testing of a $4 fee
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(96)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Rockwell scores huge order, always feels like somebody's watching them
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(22)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bain gives up on Kinetic, goes back to terrorizing Batman
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(2)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Generic drug maker gets stiffed as Federal court upholds Pfizer's patent on Viagra through 2019
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(9)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It would appear that fear itself has appeared
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(5)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
S&P looks around for something else to downgrade, finds Google
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Abercrombie tells The Situation to stop wearing their clothing, noting "significant damage" to their brand. Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle orange
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(90)
 


Tue August 16, 2011
(CNBC)
 
 
 
See you in hell, corporate America
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(49)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart dispels economic doubts, tastefulness
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(11)
 
(eurekalert.org)
 
 
 
Consequences of co-worker rudeness are far-reaching, SO YOU BETTER GIVE ME BACK MY STAPLER RIGHT THIS MINUTE
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A humble request to breakfast cereal manufacturers
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(70)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The sun is no longer there for Evergreen Solar
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(38)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You can't downgrade me, I'M DOWNGRADING YOU
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After adjustments for inflation are made, the DJIA is equal to its 1963 level
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(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All right, pop quiz, hotshot. There's a home on the market that appraised well below market value now what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
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(29)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unemployment rate for IT professionals only 3.3% as workers find software engineering and business analysis skills are useful in selling sunglasses at mall kiosk
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(291)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Starbucks CEO to other CEOs: "Stop donating to political campaigns and start creating jobs"
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(255)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Shell sells sea wells to the sea whore
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(5)
 


Mon August 15, 2011
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cathay Pacific "going the extra mile" ad campaign delayed due to photos of airline staff going the extra mile
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(21)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Copyright act of 1976: Musicians granted "termination rights," which allow them to regain control of their work after 35 years. RIAA: We believe the termination right doesn't apply to most sound recordings
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(153)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bernie Madoff is Ruthless
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(33)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weiner war erupts; Sara Lee and Kraft whip it out and go to battle over smoked meat poles
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(33)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
According to Yelp, NYC's Rikers Island is the Per Se of jails, getting an average rating of 4½ stars. Aunt Bea surrenders
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(8)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Death Star plans leaked; princess, plucky astromech droid suspected
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(20)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts man hopes to do with dirt what Apple did with computers
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Noted communist and dirty hippy Warren E. Buffett, on taxing the rich: "My friends and I have been coddled long enough by a billionaire-friendly Congress. It's time for our government to get serious about shared sacrifice"
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(621)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google to Motorola Mobility: These ARE the droids we're looking for.... for $12.5 billion
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Petroleum industry analyst explains why gas prices rise faster than they fall. Because they're doing it to us on purpose, suspiciously absent
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(66)
 

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