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Sun July 17, 2011
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Upset about the Netflix price hike? You have options
source: statesman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Nissan Leaf outselling Chevy Volt. Somewhere, the Stonecutters are PISSED
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(76)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
The original Wienermobile vehicle first took to the road on July 18, 1936. Happy Birthday to the big dog
source: host.madison.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Waterloo Courier)
 
 
 
350 Whirlpool employees find their jobs have gone down the drain
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(30)
 


Sat July 16, 2011
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Turns out throwing sex parties with prostitutes as reward for your employees damages the reputation of your company...even in Europe
source: thelocal.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Extreme Makeover: Grocery store
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(24)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Why pay-as-you-go is better, according to cellphone providers
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(57)
 
(taunton gazette)
 
 
 
Massachusetts man arrested after attempting to rob ATM using a hatchet. Tells cops it wasn't intentional, but purely axe-idental
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(23)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Belgian newspapers that won a court ruling blocking Google from linking to them are now realizing what that means for traffic
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(47)
 


Fri July 15, 2011
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Phillips to give pointed financial discussion to the flatheads today
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(13)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Google shatters profit expectations, hopes and dreams of competitors
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Groupon to potential investors: Hey, you know what our CEO said about us being "wildly profitable"? Let's not get ahead of ourselves here
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(17)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"Thank you for being a Sprint customer. We love you." No, it's not Idiocracy, it's an actual letter a Sprint customer received
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite the best efforts of the Fed, deflation has arrived
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(57)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Allstate raises Illinois rates 4% after realizing that mayhem is indeed everywhere
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Prof·it·able adj \ˈprä-fə-tə-bəl, ˈpräf-tə-bəl\ affording profits : yielding advantageous returns or results
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(3)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oh $hiat
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(131)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Old news: cell providers demanded the ability to throttle wireless traffic and raise rates "to keep up with demand". New news: Firms hunting for ways to boost cell traffic
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(16)
 


Thu July 14, 2011
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
JetBlue offers $4 flights out of California so people can flee the state
source: wlsam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gary Schilling, the economist who correctly called out the subprime housing mess, says there's a good chance home prices fall another 20% next year and trigger a new recession
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(112)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shoplifting: Is It Good for the Economy? Answer: Yes
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
ConocoPhillips to become Conoco Phillips
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(11)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After months of political grandstanding, shiat just got real: S&P is ready to downgrade US credit rating thanks to looming debt deadline
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(619)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Comcast bans man from Internet for using too much data. Guess he found me porn collection
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Netflix exec to consumers over rate hike: You'll get over it (see "Update")
source: technolog.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want to avoid an IRS audit? Die
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(6)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gold price hits new record high on news that, well, we're not getting any younger
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Banks save 1,000,000 foreclosures for the 2012 election season. Ummm... thanks?
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Asia Times)
 
 
 
Illegal Immigrants causing Americans to be richer
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(28)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa State Fair to drastically increase police security. Organizers hope to stop theft and assaults, keep residents from eating the butter sculpture
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(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Turns out "Shut....down....EVERYTHING" isn't that great on the economy
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(6)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Swiss exporters want to blunt the Franc. Ceci n'est pas une pipe
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(3)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Brand name executive starts work at generic company
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(2)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
China does its own Cash for Clunkers. A wonner is you
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(3)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Previously lost Michelangelo masterpiece worth $160 million found hanging on wall of student hall in Oxford. Painting puts school officials in a great frame of mind
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(10)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
In what can only be described as a truly sinister move, two right-handed Qantas aircraft engineers will work with only their left hands starting Friday
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(5)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
La Farge to sell assets. Make it so
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(8)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Red Dragon is sitting on a pile of gold so big right now it would choke Smaug out
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(19)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Alan Greenspan claims that the reason why Gen-Xers are out of work is that they are too young, dumb and unproductive as a workforce and have been replaced by imported intelligent, skilled labor
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(485)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Spelling mistakes costing millions in lost sales, says man showing entrepreneurial skill in pulling numbers out of his ass
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(13)
 


Wed July 13, 2011
(AP)
 
 
 
Greece suffers another sovereign downgrade to one step above 'we're not going to be able to pay anything back' by global rating agency Fitch
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(45)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Fed recession policy methods move from tried and true (QE1) to experiental (QE2) to just making shiat up (QE3)
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(129)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch giving up on BSkyB, according to voicemail
source: calgaryherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
"T-mobile to offer first caller ID for mobile phones," wrote the news editor as he chomped on a cigar, dialed his rotary phone, and demanded pictures of Spiderman
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(109)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Murdoch facing six probes, an additional hand into phone hacking
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(24)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Irish debt downgraded from Bushmills to warm Miller Lite
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(28)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
What's in Capital One's wallet? $1 billion. What's in your wallet? Moths
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(25)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Paragon of virtue and crusader against graft in all forms, Russia wants to loosen the dominance of U.S. credit-rating companies. On the other hand, could they be any more habitually wrong than Equifax or Moody's?
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(9)
 
(The (End of the) American Dream)
 
 
 
Globalism's effect: "The standard of living of the hundreds of millions of workers on the other side of the world will come up slightly while the standard of living of American workers will come crashing down at a blinding pace"
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(107)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Allstate paid $300 million in unexpected claims in June. Mayhem is everywhere, maybe they should consider getting some... insurance
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(27)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Spirit Airlines CEO Ben Baldanza explains his business model: aim low
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(3)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Driving goes down. Gas goes up. You can't explain that
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(65)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Companies just realized they don't need to hire new employees, just make the current ones work twice as hard. Welcome to the new normal
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(79)
 
(auto evolution)
 
 
 
Not news: Bus listed on eBay. News: Super rare 1939 GMC Futurliner. FARK: Easily expected to break eBay record by selling for over $4 million
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(18)
 


Tue July 12, 2011
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
ONOFF to turn their on/off switch to off
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(6)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Netflix may raise prices more than 50%. Blockbuster smugly rolls out a "Welcome Back" rug
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(293)
 
(cfnews13.com)
 
 
 
Disney to cut hours of monorail system, much to the chagrin of people who love spontaneous musical numbers
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italy now has worse credit than your unemployed cousin who sits around smoking weed all day
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(36)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Foursquare the latest 2.0 dot com to realize that business actually does requires money
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(24)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Cisco plans to send up to 10,000 workers to /dev/null
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good: Chase is no longer having people arrested for cashing their checks. Fark: By declaring them dead
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(49)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Future flight concepts from NASA, Lockheed-Martin. Boeing etc
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(85)
 


Mon July 11, 2011
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple sues HTC for trying to cut into its market share
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(85)
 
(Some Depressed Guy)
 
 
 
America's "Great Recession" is getting so bad that even Dollar stores are doing bad
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(54)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple said to be looking for another manufacturer for the iPad, preferably one that is less explody and suicidey
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(65)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If you thought your credit card company was onerous, you're lucky you're not in Brazil where rates average 238% APR
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(18)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Real unemployment rises to 16.2%. The fake one still at 9.2%
source: cnsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
California State University students brace for tuition hike from "shocker" to "DVDA"
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Corporate profits hit levels not seen since the 1960's. Don't worry, it's all going in a CEO's pocket
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(54)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Italy orders naked short sellers to disclose positions. Ewwww
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(25)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
S e you l ter, oldman
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(4)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Two thumbs, like, way far up, man
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(81)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Tennis rivals John McEnroe and Bjorn Borg team up to launch their own line of underwear. Will only come in sets of three, four or five
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(10)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Next stop in Apple's global domination? iEducation
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 

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