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Sun May 15, 2011
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
What do you do when you need answers about the real estate market? You turn to the metaphysical, of course
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(13)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
American economy to take a blow from... *spins the Wheel of Random Things That Will Weaken America's Economy* ... spring weather
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Women finally shatter the glass ceiling, may compete in the International Hot Dog Eating Contest on Coney Island. Hot dog trifecta complete
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(27)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
And for your business tab hot dog trifecta today, Pottstown locals wax nostalgic over hole in the wall hot dog shop, line up out the door for "world famous hot sausage" injection
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(4)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
1) Recall EZ-Passes. 2) Don't provide the protective bags that would prevent them being read by toll machines as they travel in the back of mail trucks. 3) ???? 4) Profit
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(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hot dogs to be lowered to half eaten at Nathan's
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(23)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC hot dog vendor gets violent after he doesn't relish the competition
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(19)
 


Sat May 14, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Like a gay neighbor, State Farm is there
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(28)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pabst Blue Ribbon goes Hollywood
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(35)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tim Hortons not content with owning Canada and border cities, wants to double double their sales figures by opening coffee-and-donuts restaurants in 9 populous American states
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(184)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Yum Brands builds on dominance of KFC in Asia, buys Chinese hot pot restaurant chain Little Sheep for $586M, hopes to make it as globally ubiquitous as the Colonel, the Hut, and the Bell
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(38)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Crocs, Ugg boots. New hotness: Running shoes that look like your feet
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(80)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Thor to pay one million dollars cash in SEC settlement. He really shouldn't have invested in Stark Industries
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman settles Epcot Center fondling lawsuit against Donald Duck chararacter after worker argues he was only a decoy
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(26)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The newest growth industry? Building bunkers for crazy rich people to protect them from the upcoming apocalypse
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(47)
 


Fri May 13, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AP says "the worst appears to be over" on inflation, which can only mean one thing: It's going to get a lot worse
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(18)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Google's new motto: Don't be evil, except when unverified rogue online pharmacies want to advertise with you -- in that case, hell, go ahead and be evil
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With the recovery chugging along, economists expect unemployment to drop to 7%. By the end of the year? No, by 2014
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(45)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Yahoo downgraded to a halfhearted yay
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(23)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Inflation is higher now than it's been in the past two and a half years, and if that's not the perfect reason to give the rich a tax cut, I just don't know what is
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(35)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Petronas to build Malaysia hub. EXPECTO PROFITUS
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(7)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Europe doesn't like Sara Lee
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(14)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
HSBC orders its samurai to commit seppuku
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(8)
 
(juneau empire)
 
 
 
Cruise ship damaged after hitting ice in Alaska. Frightened passengers comforted by lounge singer's rendition of My Heart Will Go On
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(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cisco prepares to redirect most of their jobs to 127.0.0.1
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(158)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
AT&T finds itself in a predicament: if their proposed takeover of T-Mobile doesn't work out, they must pay Deutsche Telekom about $6 billion. But if it does work out, they own T-Mobile
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(11)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
*pulls handle* 7-7-7... JACKPOT
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(11)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Deal could end BA walkouts. Did Hannibal even try to give him a glass of milk?
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(6)
 


Thu May 12, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chicagoans outraged that "hipster map" failed to include them in class of hipster-inhabitable cities. Cartographer says it was just a mistake, and not an ironic statement
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch InBev tries to quash Texas craft beer bill in the state Senate, allowing small brewers to sell beer at the end of brewery tours, because it "discriminates" against Big Beer
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(74)
 
(thetruthaboutcars)
 
 
 
Ford has named their new V6 mustang the 'Mayhem,' ensuring that no teenage boy will ever get insurance again
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(85)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida moves to allow former employers to challenge an unemployment claim based on the employee's conduct. Outside of work. I wanted to use the Asinine tag
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(49)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's Workforce Development secretary is out of a job
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New business idea: taking "retro" t-shirts worn in Africa and selling them to hipsters in the US
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(62)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Three stocks locked in a downward spiral. Bow down before the one you serve
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(32)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Yuan convertible by 2016, right around the Yuan midlife crisis
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(8)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
FriendFinder's IPO not even worth a cheap lay from Groupon
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(8)
 
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Sears apologizing for the Softcore side of Sears online
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(42)
 


Wed May 11, 2011
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lower oil prices cause the stock market to crash. Welcome to bizarro world
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(37)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to invest in a post-crisis world. Step 1: Flush your money down the toilet. Step 2: Wasn't that fun?
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(19)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The bad news: Bureau of consumer protection will limit your access to credit. The good news: Becuase you're too stupid to handle it on your own
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(98)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Head of Philip Morris International tells cancer nurse that it's not hard to quit cigarettes. If that's not blowing smoke up your ass, I don't know what is
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(68)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark those unemployed people, we need the money to pay for politician's mistakes. Land of the free, home of the jobless and broke
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hedge fund guy found guilty of not being Goldman Sachs
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UK study says that over the next 10 years, sex toys will match sales of smartphones, which means women really won't know what the hell is buzzing in their purse at any given time
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(174)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Three little-known consequences of high oil prices: deep fryer oil theft, scooter theft and Google making more money. Wait, what?
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Another hippy liberal article on how above-the-law CEOs loot companies and walk away rich, from that well-known commie website Bloomberg.com
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(21)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A very sullen Bloomberg warns the U.S. trade deficit probably widened. EVERYBODY PROBABLY PANIC
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(3)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, our banner ads were misleading because: C) Our web designers are German
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(12)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Groupon more than doubles Chicago HQ space, but for 50% of the expected cost
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(5)
 
(Mrs. Doubtfire)
 
 
 
Transgender community has their panties in a bunch that Sprint would have the balls to run this ad. What a drag
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(71)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Lafarge goes on a diet, will continue wearing air filters for sunglasses
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(8)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
Toyota reflects bitterly on a strong yen. Join the club
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why do stitches cost $1500? Why does a Tylenol cost $12? (Click on picture to enlarge)
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(166)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New study ranks Jenny Craig as most successful diet plan for those who are thick and tired of it
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(17)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Import prices are climbing. Art Vandelay nervously moves his business into exporting
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Robert Stempel, former General Motors CEO, developer of the catalytic converter, finally reaches the end of the assembly line
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(14)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Wendy's plans to raise prices, says cutting corners won't work
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GM now using cop math, 4200 jobs == 28000 jobs on the street
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(20)
 


Tue May 10, 2011
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's a capitalist world after all
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(9)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Great moments in day labor: "I don't know why the man ended up working at a nuclear power plant. We were told he'd be working as a truck driver in Onogawa"
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(8)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Progressives create "Living Energy Farm." You keep saying "progress" but I don't think you know what that word means
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Paying workers a living wage is a job killer that will create jobs overseas, as oppossed to US workers accepting lower wages so corporations can take profits to create jobs overseas
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(204)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scare-mongering, lies, and deception to avoid improving stability in the financial system? Stay classy, JP Morgan
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(7)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"What a foolish boondoggle those tax breaks for home buyers have turned out to be. All it achieved was a brief suckers' rally that ended last summer"
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(93)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Illinois scrambles to keep Sears in the state. Come see the softer side of a briefcase full of cash
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't throw away that old glass eye, recycle it
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(7)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany is willing to be Greece's sugar daddy so long as Greece doesn't leave the euro zone
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(19)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Imperial Tobacco leads the UK stocks to a higher closing. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it
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(3)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study says successful people work only four hours a day. Farkers must all be CEOs
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(29)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel has learned what discriminating bourbon drinkers already knew: Marker's Mark is terrible
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(92)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Brent crude eased slightly" - translation: you're going to be paying more for gas
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
King Arthur plans massive expansion. Subby hasn't the heart to tell him it's only a model
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(11)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
If you are seated in an exit row, in the event of a boring in-flight movie you may be called upon to remove your clothing
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(29)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dollar Thrifty offered only $2 billion for the whole operation. That's not even half a Groupon. Hertz, don't it?
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(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Skype, whose latest version is unstable and full of security holes, finds the perfect company to buy it
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(59)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wang says China's leaders must stand and deliver, remain firm in their commitment to "major growth." Wang
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(11)
 


Mon May 09, 2011
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Oh Triple Double Oreo, you are the artery clogger of my dreams. Tag is for insulin sales once this launches nationwide
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(47)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Total finds light crude in Angola. You would have to drill 500 Kellogg's oil wells to equal the drilling power of Total
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(17)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mario Batali's eatery follows Mario Batali's example by expanding at an alarming rate
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(20)
 
(cfnews13.com)
 
 
 
Cocoa Beach asks for business input, marshmallows
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How Apple became the world's most valuable brand, and why people supporting the #5 brand will cry in this thread
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(102)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sysco profits are up, thanks to their $2,000 routers
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(30)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Rounding a lawyer's meal check up four pennies? That's a lawsuit-ing
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(27)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
That gyro isn't sitting so well
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FDA grants Mithridian a 1000 fold price increase for their brain drug. That's going to smart
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"They were down millions by the end of the day, trying to catch a falling piano"
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(17)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oil rebounds above $100/bbl after you just had to open your mouth and start talking about going on vacation after all
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(64)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's undergoes $1-billion-plus makeover to look more like Starbucks. Hamburgler considers move into white-collar crime
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(35)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Barclays to set aside 1 billion pounds. Stupid metric system, isn't that like 1,000 Rosie O'Donnells?
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(11)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Housing market crashing again. Dammit Bush. Why can't you leave realty alone?
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(75)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Workplace suicides are at an all-time high. Don't jump, you farkers
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
EU prepares for a massive bailout of Greece. This is a repeat from last year
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(37)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Failure: It's what's for dinar
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(15)
 

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