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Sun May 08, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently Step Two is 'buy a company for £10, pay yourself £40million and go bankrupt owing £1.3bn'
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hey guys, hiring is up, gas prices are set to fall, stocks are pretty stable ... how about we have another internet bubble and see what that does?
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Clothes retailer demands teenage staff wear "I love Sex'' badges, displays naked mannequins and erotic videos. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(34)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Guy who does Honda commercials: "I'd like to get that awesome deal I talk about in all those commercials that I do for Honda." Honda dealership: "go fark yourself"
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(65)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
USA hotness: Protecting your marijuana growing operation with guard dogs. Canadian hotness: Protecting your marijuana growing operation with guard bears
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(61)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
GM will bring back the El Camino if 100,000 people want it, mullets
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(65)
 


Sat May 07, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like a bad kung-fu movie, Chinese Apple store erupts into fighting, blood and broken glass when the iPad 2 finally went on sale
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(32)
 
(caranddriver.com)
 
 
 
Neat timeline shows how Alfa Romeo is the Duke Nukem of car brands
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(13)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Seven people so lazy it makes all you Farkers look like amateurs
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(71)
 
(press of atlantic city)
 
 
 
Atlantic City casino club changes rules. Pair of queens now beats a straight
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Topless coffee shop gets ready to clothes
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(87)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hospitals work to reduce ER wait times. Step 1: Kick uninsured patients out
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ocean Spray plant closing to leave a bitter taste in New Jersey's mouth
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Euro suddenly on Greeced skids as some members hint they want out
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(24)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The company that insured the Titanic has sunk
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(10)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
T-Mobile lost a net 471,000 customers in the first three months of 2011. That's over 5,200 per day -- the same number of times I've fapped to the new T-Mobile girl
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(39)
 


Fri May 06, 2011
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Newsflash: Apple is based in America, a capitalistic society
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(32)
 
(asahi.com)
 
 
 
In Japan, Sapporo resumes production of beer-like beverage. In America, Bud, Miller and Coors never stopped
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(12)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
8 out of 10 Americans say the economy is in bad shape. 2 out of 10 Americans say "I got mine, so FARK YOU"
source: chicagobreakingbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Walton family donates $800 million to charity. Who knew John Boy was sitting on that kind of cake?
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 50 highest-paid CEOs in 2010. Here's your 1.25% raise, now STFU & GBTW
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Your official "Unemployment Numbers" thread. 8:30 AM ET. Are you half as excited as I am?
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gold is a one-trick pony. Hi-ho silver, away
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Smart Money)
 
 
 
Do you have what it takes to run Margaritaville? That depends, do you like Pina Coladas?
source: smartmoney.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Visa sees a profit, but the company is worried about new consumer protection regulations. Priceless
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 


Thu May 05, 2011
(ABC)
 
 
 
What do FedEx and Rudy Giuliani have in common?
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well HERE'S a surprise: Trump University is a scam
source: newser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Two steps forward: Women are boosting enrollment numbers in top American MBA programs. One step back: not American women
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Productivity fell last quarter, thanks in no small part to Drew Curtis and his merry band of Farkers. Now you have the image of Drew Curtis in green tights in your head
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch has lost $10 million over the past few months on it, and is currently burning through $500,000 per week on "The Daily"
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six months later, Chatroulette is still losing the internet war against random anonymous penises
source: allgeek.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sucks that you're still unemployed, but there's a silver lining to every cloud: corporate earnings are up 17 percent this year
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Freddie Mac has posted its first profit in two years, which means we don't need to give it any more taxpayer money. Beyond the $13 billion it already got, I mean
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(31)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Yet another sign that the stock market is inflating a bubble: books like "Super Boom: why the Dow will hit 38,820 and how you can profit from it" are being published again
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(62)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Furious auction bidding for $21 million Picasso painting has two buyers getting their noses out of joint
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ireland's Kenny promises bailout deal, plays some smooth dentist's office jazz
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
UBS agrees to pay $160 million and will stop putting the ports so close together
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 


Wed May 04, 2011
(MIT News)
 
Audio
 
MIT receives majority of BOSE stock as gift from founder, promptly runs to Best Buy to trade it in for stock that sounds better, costs less because as engineers they know better
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(74)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sony executive: Cyber-attack on Sony's PlayStation Network was "very carefully planned, very professional, highly sophisticated". In other words, it was definitely no inside job
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Press Release)
 
 
 
PR monkeys to interview trendsetting emo, hip-hop and hipster subcultures standing in line at concerts, in order to capture their "brutally honest opinions" on products (19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet the 22-year-old founder of some startup who really, really, really, really, really likes himself
source: tech.fortune.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In 1.5 quarters, turn profitable, then arrive at your destination
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sir Richie "Rich" Branson debates whether to just be rich, or to be FARK YOU rich. That's rich
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gas company profits deflate 25%. Nicor, please
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
NYC, that bastion of American patriotism, awards $1 billion cab contract to a Japanese car company for the vehicles to be built in Mexico. Unknown if mirror hanging CD option sealed the deal
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(86)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Google wants you to know that using Internet Explorer is just like being a gay teenager. Yes, years of discrimination, ostracism, abuse, and violence can be solved with a new web browser. JUST LIKE
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(35)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Portugal unable to explore its way out of default, becomes third eurozone bailout case
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(12)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple co-creator to DOS co-creator: TROLLING?
source: news.cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"America's Phantom Corporate Income Tax," that tingly feeling where a solvent nation used to be before a supply side chainsaw left a bloody stump
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. $1 hovers no where near $1
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Feds continuing to ask why Chipolte's "Food with Integrity" isn't always served by "Employees with Green Cards"
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(45)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Siemens gets its profits all over the place
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 


Tue May 03, 2011
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Molex unable to connect profits to expectations
source: chicagobreakingbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you rent to own your computer you might want to read this. People rent to own computers??
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Nudist resorts are trying to recruit the young and the attractive because ...well, if you've ever been to one you'd know why
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If inflation were still measured the way it was in 1978, America would be sitting on 10% inflation right now
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Currency market realizes it will just be hungry again in an hour with Asian, decides to go Loonie instead
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Foreclosures down 20% in Wisconsin, thanks to those millionaire teachers paying off their mortgages
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nielsen Company says TV ownership down for the first time in 20 years as 96.7% of American households now own TV's. In a related study, 50% of those 96.7% of American households had no actual Americans in them
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(152)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Now that Bin Laden is dead, prepare for the avalanche of merchandise, discounts and freebies. After all, nothing says winning the war on terror better than a Bin Laden commemorative plate, complete with certificate of authenticity
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently unappreciative non-Chase customers dont like paying $5 ATM fees
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stocks slip on news that even a dead bin Laden doesn't bounce very far
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Gas prices up 10 cents per gallon due to Pippa Middleton's ass being the star of the Royal Wedding
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It says something about society when more and more resorts brag about their ability to keep people 'offline' during their stays. "A remote vacation option without connectivity may just be what the doctor ordered"
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Vietnam cuts its 2011 GDP thanks to a limp Dong
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Australia to open its prohibited area for mining. The last time that happened, Subby couldn't get her to stop calling for a month
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Royal Wedding proves good for UK businesses. Which is to say, pubs
source: thecourier.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 


Mon May 02, 2011
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Carmaker gets $88 million to make sure the book doesn't end with a Saab story
source: chicagobreakingbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Manufacturers want to hire engineers who can read and write machine code. (The answer to the first interview question is "chaH 'oH QaQ pop")
source: news.dice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Google tops the list of corporate reputation. According to this list, Apple is a whore
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
I know this sounds crazy, but let's put America back to work by bringing back manufacturing jobs instead of making Wall Street richer
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Buy a group of homes at real foreclosure auctions, re-auction them at a fake foreclosure auction, profit
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Facebook IPO now less than a year away. Very high earnings have analysts predicting stock price will be off the wall
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
No, really, this will be the summer when your slacker younger brother gets a job
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oil prices tumble on news President Obama had Bin Laden's body thawed in order to win the car driver vote in 2012
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian dollar not buying so much? Blame Bin Laden's death... Subby wants to teach people that "after" does not equal "because of"
source: au.finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You kill one terrorist leader and the international currency markets are all USA USA
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your $6 coffee at a NYC Starbucks is a lot more than just simple robbery
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 

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