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Sun April 17, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
US banks finally decide that after giving crooks a free pass on credit card fraud, they will finally use European technology that all but stopped it there seven years ago
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(92)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
What's the difference between health insurance and health care? About $1,500 per year. Enjoy your universal nothing, poor people
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(89)
 
(Some Kid Hater)
 
 
 
"Some people like their dogs more than their kids." Most of the rest of us like your dogs more than your kids, too
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(35)
 
(Fortune)
 
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You know that crazy guy in your block who has been hoarding food, ammo and water? Well, you might want to start being nicer to him
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(200)
 


Sat April 16, 2011
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's unemployment agency blows $75,000 on capes and social media instead of, you know, getting people jobs
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(44)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Greece wants to raise cash by selling state-owned assets, so get ready for Pizza Parthenon and Delphi Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the past. Oh, the Hellenity
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(23)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Your dog wants... a pet limo so it can go to the pet airport and catch a Pet Airways flight. Yes, all these things exist. Weep for our future
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(39)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Pssst..hey, buddy...c'mere a minute. Wanna buy some tomatoes?
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head. All the time
 
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Company promotes eco-friendly burials, will turn frozen corpses into compost for plants. Guess you could say the 'soil-into-green' is people. Uh-oh
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(33)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Earl of Sandwich opens ... what else ... a sandwich shop, hopes to make a lot of bread
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(19)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson issues recall of epilepsy pills due to chemical odor. Although not a serious problem, company afraid someone may have a fit over it
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(15)
 


Fri April 15, 2011
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Factories increasing output for customers who aren't there
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(21)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Double Irish. The Dutch Sandwich. The Outbound F. No these are not things you do with subby's mom
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(31)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
With rare exceptions, college students are not visionary thinkers. And they never will be. So why should they bother with physics, calculus, or literature? Let them study something useful: entrepreneurship
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(112)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Gold hits an all-time record on news that Jerry Seinfeld doesn't like the Royal Wedding
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(35)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Renewable energy investment drops to lowest in two years on news we've all got gas to pay for
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(20)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Moody's cuts Ireland's credit rating from 'puking in the alley' to 'face down in the gutter'
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(35)
 


Thu April 14, 2011
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
McDonald's is happy to see that consumers are just as addicted to their coffee as their terrible food
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jezebel author solemnly recognizes last week's passing of Tiger Beat's founder by bragging about her appearance in a '01 bedazzling spread
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(26)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
We won't see the bottom of the real estate market until the federal government stops trying to fix things. Obvious tag barely trumps scary tag because that will never happen
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(88)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Not only was Goldman Sachs the den of scum and villainy that cratered the economy, their Senate testimony now will be referred to the Justice Department for possible perjury charges
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(115)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Protests explode at the annual BP meeting, will not be stopped until August
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(3)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CASINO
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(14)
 
(eater.com)
 
 
 
Needing both ratings and profits, Food Network launches their own wine. Critics first sampling of red wine was a case of syrah syrah
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(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart 101. OR: How to sell your soul to Satan
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(42)
 


Wed April 13, 2011
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Head of CES says economic recovery will be driven by innovation. In other words, Holodeck porn will save us all
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(18)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street partying like it's 1999, 1929
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(40)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadians draw line at 6 millionth Tim Hortons
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How can we address CEO pay? Shares in pliers and blowtorches soar
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(54)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Intuit turns to mobile software, seal blubber, igloos
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(6)
 
(Some Virgin)
 
 
 
Sir Richard is hiring, and trust me, it's cooler than whatever job you currently have
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Pam Am is still in business. Fail: As a railroad. Bonus Fail: One of their trains derailed (with pic)
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Consumers spent more money in March, most of it to fill their gas tanks
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(17)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
American banks routinely break law by refusing to disclose fees to potential customers shopping for low banking fees, call it capitalism, take relaxing dump on Adam Smith's grave
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
$4 gas coming in your state. Subby grinds his teeth and mutters something about whiny Yanks as he fills the tank with $7.2 gold-laced European gas
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(294)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama's anti-business agenda limits JP Morgan's Q1 earnings to a measly $5.56 billion
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(9)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Price of oil tumbles on the news that America is tired of playing games with speculators. Suck it, vultures
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(58)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Larry King fulfills dream to own bagel store. Company happy to use the old man's dough
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(6)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You want the little bar of soap? Fine. That tiny shampoo bottle? OK. But if you take the bathrobe, we are tracking your ass down
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 20 highest paid CEOs, also known as 20 guys who made more than every Farker combined last year
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(33)
 


Tue April 12, 2011
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
You know the myth that men make 20% more than women? Yeah, turns out women are paid 8% more than men
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(472)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Introducing the porn-detection memory stick
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(61)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
After drivers of the Leaf report problems, Nissan vows to turn over a new .... something that grows on trees
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(paidcontent)
 
 
 
Copyright law company that regularly sues small-time violators into oblivion just ran into the wrong Colorado judge, who seemingly doesn't care for hounding autistic bloggers as a business model
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A new wave of uncertainty washes over Japan's markets on the news the economic devastation was worse than feared
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Early returns say NYTimes.com has lost 15 percent of its viewers and page views to new paywall. That's OK, because surely the leftovers are paying up, right? Right?
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(31)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Reebok aims to be in it for the long run
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(7)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, give up, and you're not one of the unemployed anymore
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(34)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chevron sees a great first quarter thanks to their endless determination to bankrupt the country
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(19)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Dee dee doo doo dee dee doo doo dee dee doo doo doo fired
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(13)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
All the soybeans in Iowa won't satisfy the needs of all the pigs, tea in China
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(15)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
81% of Americans believe in late-night infomercials promising them they can get rich with real estate
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(99)
 


Mon April 11, 2011
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sex sells. New hotness: Transgender children sells
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(60)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Alcoa is making money out the cloaca
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(20)
 
(Some Big Poppa)
 
 
 
Biggie Smalls and the Merits of a Progressive Tax Structure
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(84)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
The federal debt increased $54.1 billion in the 8 days preceding the budget deal that cut $38.5 billion in federal spending
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(71)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Why is a company with "bus" in their name making planes, anyway?
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(65)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Iceland refuses to pay banker bonuses
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(32)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ten ads that shocked the world (some may be Not safe for work)
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(50)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Namecheap poaches 20,000 domains after GoDaddy's CEO thins out Africa's elephant herd
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Walmart to consumers: y u no buy our Chinese items? Y?
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(151)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stocks slip on oil fears
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(17)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Online job listings becoming less and less effective
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(67)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ikea workers criticize company for low wages, no raises, mandatory overtime. Company now as cheap as the furniture they make
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(27)
 

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