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Sun April 10, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Brick and mortar stores now charging fees to use their changing rooms for clothes. Try that one on for size
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet the most tax-efficient man in America
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(44)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Hooters co-founder in legal winner-take-owl fight with chain
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(15)
 


Sat April 09, 2011
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72° in your head. All the time
 
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Steve Wozniak could return to Apple, offset Steve Jobs' weight loss
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(41)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Everything I needed to learn about business, I learned from the Beatles: All you need is love, and a Yellow Submarine
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(19)
 


Fri April 08, 2011
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
GM and the UAW proudly announce they're sold their first 2500 cars equipped with the optional "self-steering" feature
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(29)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
How to legally pay no taxes
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(62)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
When no one was looking, the CEO of AOL's pay dropped 40 percent. It dropped 40%. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible
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(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jobless claims down, retail sales up. Why, if you believe the media, it's like we never even had a financial crisis
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(46)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If you ignore the "distressed" properties, the housing market really isn't losing much value
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil prices head toward $112 per barrel. Remember when that happened under the president who went to war in the MidEast and everyone blamed him? Good times
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(153)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Does your household earn less than 68K annually? If not, 'Welcome To the New Poverty'
source: wonkette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Worry not, citizen. Even if the government shuts down, the IRS still expects you to file your taxes for nobody to review
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(10)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Why yes, bilking Uncle Sam of out billions does deserve of a 51% raise and $5,000,000 bonus
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(19)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Politicians, unions, and businessmen rally for higher taxes for other people
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(19)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon makes it official: there's no wrestling in the WWE
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(127)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil, and thrown into a blender, how would you get out? Wrong answer? Sorry, we can't hire you
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(376)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
FCC forces AT&T and Verizon to let competitors use their networks. Now everyone can have dropped calls and slow data, yay
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(46)
 


Thu April 07, 2011
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
One out of 10 mall stores are vacant, which may prove advantageous in the event of the Zombie Apocalypse
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(35)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Sinaloa cartel was one of Wachovia's best clients before the bailout
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(11)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
GE to build the nation's largest solar power plant. The sun is there
source: chicagobreakingbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sales at Victoria's Secret and Costco beat estimates as Americans continue to feed their appetites
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(20)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Remember how the Xoom and other android tablets would challenge the iPad? Yeah, not so much
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(61)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
How's that outsourced call center in India working out for you? You know what they say over there: "When you pay peanuts, you get monkeys" very much
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bonus: You can get assistance meeting your mortgage payments, and REALLY piss off the neighbors at the same time. It's a win / win situation
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(35)
 
(Some Idaho Guy)
 
 
 
Premium Idaho russet potato vodka rapidly improving image of vodak from cheap Euro-swill to all-American beverage. "We use Idaho water, Idaho know-how, Idaho dirt and Idaho potatoes"
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(84)
 


Wed April 06, 2011
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Sprint will implement "tap and go" payment systems for its new phones, your mom
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The Cabuck now makes the Greenback look like a Peso
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(49)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Groupon competitor LivingSocial raises $400 million in funding, which is about 1/8th what Google would have paid, YOU FOOLS
source: chicagobreakingbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Renowned businessman Flavor Flav: "There was a couple glitches, ya know, with the credit card machine, ya know what I'm saying? Right now, we've got that fixed and there's nothing else that's going to bounce ever"
source: torontosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mortgage rates are at record lows, again. Too bad you can't actually get one
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(120)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Proffitt resigns from non-profit hospital
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(6)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
The customer is not always right
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(34)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Insurance companies are losing revenue because fewer teens are driving
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(51)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Dish Network pays all of Blockbusters late fees to the tune of $320 million. The Little Giraffe; she laughs
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remove the top 15% of the population and the average income in the United States drops below Slovenia's-thanks to that socialist "Red Al" Greenspan
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(63)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC electric bills to rise by 12%. Residents are revolted by, have resistance to and find shocking watt is charged in their ohms for the use of electric current
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(40)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Did you read that story about Liberty University taking all teh gubmit monee? It's a great conspiracy, provided you don't understand a single thing about Pell Grants
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(46)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
New study shows Friday as most popular day for bank robberies, inane songs
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(15)
 


Tue April 05, 2011
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Wholesale meat costs on the rise, and the steaks have never been higher
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(99)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Broken cruise control could lead to Mercedes bends
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Hulu Plus "on track" to hitting 1 million subscribers by year's end. Uhh, congrats?
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
What's that Lassie? Timmie's is raising coffee prices?
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
CitiBank working on being less evil
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(32)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
33% of HR managers say they are hiring. 99% intend to pay less and demand more work
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(163)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When sending out an email to other board members suggesting you fire your president because she wants to work at home while recovering from a bone marrow transplant, try to remember not to cc your president
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(161)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Must be time for another "Oh noes there goes free checking" story
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Would you like fries with that recovery? McDonalds plans to hire 50,000 workers in one day
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prices are rising but wages are not. This is not a repeat from the 1970s
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
After a $1.5 billion deal, Pringles will now be made by a snack food company instead of a soap company. No lye
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Financiers killed business ethics, and the situation's gotten worse lately
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(22)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
At the top of the list of "most improved airlines": AirTran. Hey, 15 years alligator-free
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Bank in a hurry to foreclose evicts grandma from home. Fark: With the assistance of a SWAT team
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(159)
 


Mon April 04, 2011
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Why America is farked: "More Americans work for the government than in manufacturing, farming, fishing, forestry, mining and utilities combined"
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(249)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Keychains featuring live fish and turtles are selling out in China. At least someone has to suffer for fashion
source: newsfeed.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"He's finding it easier to grow shrimp 600 miles from the ocean than to find investors who share his vision for making Michigan an aquaculture leader"
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I'll have a bagel with cream cheese and lox, hold the lox and hold the bagel
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Good news: Orlando leads the state in job growth. Bad news: Is minimum wage really enough to sawdust puke from the Hurlatron?
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(21)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A scrappy, young go-getter has been named to replace Warren Buffett. Maybe you've heard of him? William Gates
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
What happens when Ric Romero's brother, Reuters Romero, writes for the business section? "Japan business mood to worsen after quake"
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(3)
 
(Freedom Of Information)
 
 
 
On one single day the FED gave $110 BILLION in US taxpayer funds away to just 2 foreign banks. Hundreds of billions to other foreign banks. Brother, can you spare a dime?
source: thenewamerican.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Investment banking revenue falls for the fourth straight quarter on news daddy's precious little snowflake is no longer allowed to securitize his gambling losses
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why Nintendo isn't making a phone, money
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(170)
 

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