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Sun April 03, 2011
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What do you get when you mix 5-axis CNC milling stations, rapid prototyping equipment, industrial laser cutters, and beer?
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(92)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Co-founder of Bojangles up and died, he up and died
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(125)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian car maker introduces the Yo-auto hybrid. Company expects big sales from its debut model The Adrian
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(26)
 


Sat April 02, 2011
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head. All the time
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That big splashy NYT story about how GE pays no income tax? About that. And that. And the other thing. I mean, it's a perfectly fine story except for the occasional glaring falsehood, and by "occasional" we mean the whole article
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(121)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Women putting the "fun" back in "funeral"
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(55)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Founder of Automatic Data Processing has now received his last check
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(7)
 


Fri April 01, 2011
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"What Sex Has to Do With Succeeding at Wal-Mart." Those are backstage politics that I'd rather not think about, thank you very much
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CEO pay jumped 27% in 2010. Meanwhile, be happy with your 2% raise, peasant
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(349)
 
(WATE-TV)
 
 
 
DirecTV to tornado victim: "Sorry you lost your home, that'll be $170 in early termination and lost equipment charges, please"
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(97)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pepsi to meet diet cola drinkers halfway with new 60-calorie beverage called Pepsi Stop Your Damn Whining
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
When driving the new electric Rolls-Royce Phantom, you'll be saving so much on gas you'll be able to light-up your cigars and wipe the grey poupon off your lips using extra cash with hardly any guilt at all
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(13)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
GE unlikely to face liability for the Fukushima disaster, federal taxes
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(36)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Crayola introduces a foolproof way to get out of ever buying gifts for other people's children again
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(23)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember how we couldn't release TARP recipient names to protect them from financial panic? Turns out, the Fed just didn't want to admit that they gave most of the money to foreign banks
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A new type of Viking vessel to appear in Europe. Minus the raping, pillaging and Spam
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(9)
 
(AdFreak)
 
Video
 
Sometimes you want 'em to fall out, sometimes you don't
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(34)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Beef is the new gold. Yummy, tender gold
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why G.E. hates America
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(70)
 


Thu March 31, 2011
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nothing wrong with the US tax code, nothing to see here, move along citizen. I think I may have an aneurysm when I write my tax check
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(40)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
TARP was a roaring success--if you were a bank. For peasants, taxpayers and assorted little people, not so much
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(18)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"This is bankruptcy. This is business." "Business? THIS - IS - SBARRO!!"
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fukushima bar scene not as hot as it used to be. "Customers are ordering food now, rather than alcohol"
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(20)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
EU goes looking for $24. Ends up finding $5.3 BILLION
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Irish Central Bank announces they need an extra 24,000,000,000.00 Euros to not file for chapter 11. In related news: Ireland has been doing fine all these previous years
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(63)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Mortgage brokers unsuccessfully try to block new regulations that would prevent them from making more money by pushing the consumer to accept a higher interest rate
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(14)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ford has the most repeat buyers, thanks largely to buyers needing a new one every 1.5 years
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(193)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Continued existence of Edible Arrangements disproves central tenets of capitalism
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Paul Allen says Bill Gates diluted his Microsoft shares. He then started screaming, pulling his hair, and jumping up and down raving about the new features of Windows ME
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(15)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mom, you can still be your slutty self, but go be a whore on your own time. You're Fired
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(4)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Interesting fact: Apple is worth more than the entire GDP of Portugal. Which tomorrow might be $3.89
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(8)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts looks to bake up IPO. Time to make the stock shares
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(19)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
1.8 million + 3.49 million = Worst. Housing Market. Ever
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(74)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If a friend gave you a Blockbuster gift card, you'd better use it soon -- and then find better friends
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tesla sues Top Gear for scripting and faking a race that made its electric roadster look bad
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(90)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett's successor resigns in disgrace after he admits to eating the chairman's cheeseburgers
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Consumers still refuse to buy fuel efficient cars, wishfully thinking that speculators and the oil industry will stop bending them over at the gas pump sometime soon
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(96)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Some health care nonprofits in Massachusetts got the message and cut directors' compensation. And then there's these guys
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(8)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Cruise lines re-instituting class segregation to keep your ample, smelly butt away from their highest paying passengers
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China now leads the world in alternative energy investment. US slips to third
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(26)
 


Wed March 30, 2011
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
CEO confidence at a record high. And why shouldn't it be? They are getting twice as much work for half the cost
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(124)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How does the bad economy affect Farkers personally, you ask? Well, Europe is going to be sending less scotch for you all to troll over
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(29)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Boeing is looking into disabling the "flaming windshield" option on some of its planes
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(18)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC restaurant adds $2 surcharge for drinks on the rocks. Angry patrons losing their high spirits
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(130)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The Central Bank is worried about consumer debt levels and a housing boom is underway, no not in America - in Canada, eh?
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(29)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GE's failure to pay US taxes on profits of $5.1 billion was covered by every major newspaper and network except for one. I woNder who could Be so Callous?
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(162)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dell CEO says iPad is flawed because it costs $1,600 and requires you to carry a keyboard, mouse, external monitor, car battery and dildo to use it the way Fortune 500 companies want to
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(239)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Crocs gives 100,000 pairs of cheap rubber sandals to Japan. "This is literally the least we can do"
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Check in your bags less than 24 hours before leaving? That's a fee. Bag weigh more than 40 pounds when the previous limit was 50? You bet your arse that's a fee, too
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(193)
 


Tue March 29, 2011
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in bizzaro-world, analysts say the Windows 7 phone will outsell iPhone by 2015
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(103)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
News Corp looking to unfriend MySpace
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(22)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Attention homeowners: You got hosed. Love, renters
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(257)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Caterpillar pays out $9 million to paralyzed construction worker instead of building him a bad-ass yellow and black diesel-powered exoskeleton
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(71)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Home Prices, Consumer Confidence in U.S. Probably Fell," with the reporter adding "maybe, I don't really care. Whatever"
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guess how many of the 100 "fuel additives" tested by the E.P.A. delivered their promise of better gas mileage?
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(103)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
List of real estate phrases considered illegally discriminatory by federal housing regulators includes "fisherman's retreat", "No Appalachians", and that ultimate no-no, "family"
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(102)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Elevator music giant Muzak sold for $345 million. Looks like somebody got the shaft
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(23)
 


Mon March 28, 2011
(Auto Blog)
 
 
 
In a move that will surely be seen as uncontroversial, the European Union will announce plans to ban all fossil fuel-powered cars in Europe by 2050
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(241)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Investors concerned about "super-size" hedge funds. Morgan Spurlock considers making another documentary
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(6)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Top 10 dying industries, from record stores to mills to, uh, newspaper publishing
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(55)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Bowing to public pressure, Abercrombie and Fitch will no longer sell its "push-up bikini top" to 7-year-olds. By which I mean they renamed it a "triangle top"
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ten most popular business schools. Butler and VCU not in the top four
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(16)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Is it now time to invest in Japan?
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kodak practically invented photography, and is now reduced to a thumbnail patent troll
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(30)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The rich are unhappy with the airlines, but too cheap to buy their own plane
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Founder of Burt's Bees to donate 120,000 acres of Maine wilderness she bought to neighboring national park
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(87)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CEO's are using all that money meant for Main Street's recovery to fund Murders & Executions. Way to go, guys
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fairpoint settles dispute by offering to put more n00bs on FARK
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(5)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch takes over Goose Island
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(82)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After Homer Simpson-esque fiascos at Fukushima destroy $26 billion in market value, president of TEPCO may be forced to retire. D'oh
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harry and David files for bankruptcy after discovering that in a recession people suddenly don't want to pay $100 for baskets filled with 5 bucks worth of produce and some stale popcorn
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(28)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone launches men's clothing line for those needing camouflage headbands with their silk boxing shorts
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(6)
 
(Mortgage News)
 
 
 
Freddie Mac preparing to stop foreclosing on delinquent mortgages, for the same reason the big banks did
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(9)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
A business practically run by Satan and fueled by the tormented souls of the damned wants to hold bible study classes. Good luck with that one
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(12)
 

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