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Sun March 20, 2011
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
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(63)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
IRS says Florida leads the nation in the number of false returns filed from prison ... at least that's the con census
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California's business-unfriendly continues to boost the Texas economy as the Carl's Jr. burger is driven out of the state. When In-n-Out leaves, so does subby
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(137)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Mineapolis" tops Forbes' list of best cities to find a job. And if you have strong proofreading skills, send your resume to Forbes
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(32)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
AT&T to buy T-Mobile for $39 billion. [insert iPhone/Death Star/T-Who? joke here]
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(183)
 
(FBI)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who was selling "Liberty Dollars" made of gold and silver as an alternative to U.S. currency a few years ago? Turns out that wasn't exactly legal, surprisingly
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(90)
 


Sat March 19, 2011
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
International Bribery Machines
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(16)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So, the WSJ is saying the banks have paid almost all of the TARP loans back... the WSJ... the publication of the people who got us in this mess...so of course, it HAS to be accurate... right? Anyone??
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(36)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Under an "ancient" law believed to date back to the mid-1980s, groupon discounts for liquor are illegal in Massachusetts
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Starbucks chief blames price increase on speculators. Thanks a latte
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(27)
 


Fri March 18, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Financial advice for the college bound: stop studying and start plunging
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(116)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Investors lace up, run the hell away from Nike
source: chicagobreakingbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
So this one time at Taco Bell I tried to pay with a $1400 coin and they refused to take it
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(61)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Kraft plays with fire, says the cheap Maxwell House party has come to an end
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
General Mills in $1.1 billion takeover of Yoplait, hopes to avoid a culture clash
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A heartwarming story of BofA helping a family in their new home. Just kidding, they show up right after the house was purchased looking like gangsters, and trash the place. Bonus: The realtor's Youtube revenge rant worked
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(78)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Japan quake may cause Prius shortage, reduction in output of smug
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(52)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson: I'd like to buy all of your iPod Shuffles to give to orphans. Best Buy Manager: Nope, because then none of our other customers could buy any
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(232)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to prepay your baggage fee? There's a fee for that
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Not news: Just because you don't have any debt doesn't mean debt collectors can't harass you. Fark: But it does mean you can sue them for thousands -- and win
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(40)
 


Thu March 17, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With PM selected after the debt crisis looking like a lame duck, Portuguese may be cooked
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College sophomore suspended for plagiarizing material from The Arizona Republic. Wait, did I say "college sophomore"? I meant, "Pulitzer prize-winning reporter for The Washington Post"
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(25)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Toyota, Nissan say China plants have adequate supplies of parts for about a month
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(30)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's not a correction, it's the reckoning. Jump, you farkers
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(21)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback, the threat of inflation has been here for years
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(27)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
A decisive victory has been won by Coke in the ongoing Cola Civil War
source: chicagobreakingbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Brooklyn developer who used union construction workers screaming "jobs, jobs, jobs" to drown out community opposition to his project rewards the union workers in just the manner we have come to expect
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just like their vehicles, Toyota manufacturing keeps moving forward
source: 1035superx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Bank of Japan able to survive earthquake without going into de-fault
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(7)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Troubled Johnson & Johnson announces yet another recall ... 9% of CEO's salary
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(10)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Meet the new tech bubble, same as the old tech bubble
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(24)
 


Wed March 16, 2011
(Google)
 
 
 
Potassium Iodine quickly becoming the new "Gold Standard" in the U.S
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Netflix cuts out the middle-man, buys TV show. Unfortunately, it's not Firefly
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Citing their dedication to further advancements and a friendly business climate, Pfizer pledges to keep antibacterial research division in CT. Just kidding, they're heading to China
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US life expectancy surpasses 78. We are gonna need more onions
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Come tour the ghost towns of Nevada, many full of homes less than twenty years old
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(95)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fed says further stimulus is unlikely, as the rich have gotten richer to an acceptable point
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(28)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Economic devastation in Japan is expected to climb to 2,000 Obama trips
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(10)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Boeing flies in $2 million of quake relief for Japan
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(13)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to the recovery and don't forget to cut some taxes on your way out
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(58)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Tasteless actual headline of the day: "Japan shakes Wall Street"
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(19)
 
(las cruces sun news)
 
 
 
Woman sues Chili's after finding sewing machine needle in mashed potatoes. Seams to have a good case, but hopes the court sees eye to eye on the darn lawsuit
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(43)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta remains ...............*we're sorry, your flight has been delayed*..............world's busiest airport
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(88)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Horse hoof ankle length shoes for women now on sale in England. Perfect for the winter when the weather is Friesian
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do bacon, sawdust, and New York-style pizza have in common? A) They all taste the same B) Bacon tastes the best C) They're all scented candles for men
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(22)
 


Tue March 15, 2011
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
The Fed is sticking with Bond, Treasury Bonds
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Old people using computers. It's a slideshow, but there's no lemons
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(52)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's your annual story on how the NCAA brackets cause productivity to dip. Subby'd come up with a snappier headline, but he's too busy trying to figure out where Duke's getting eliminated in the Elite 8 on his work computer
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With an already failing economic recovery in the US, a black swan variable such as the Japanese quake, tsunami and nuclear crisis may very well be the tipping point that sends the entire world into a financial and economic catastrophe
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(162)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
It's a banner freakin' year in America's households when a store that sells expired food and lead toys raises their earnings outlook
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(10)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The next bubble is brought to you by... *spins wheel* The Federal Reserve
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The "Worst Company in America" contest returns; Comcast to be presented with lifetime achievement award
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Considering a career in investment banking? Here is your required reading. Hard Times strangely absent from the list
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(28)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Japan's stocks flooded by "economic tsunami;" plunge an incredible 13.3% over nuke fears
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Economic expert: "At best case we're going to re-run the 1970s, only with Barack Obama instead of Jimmy Carter in the White House." EVERYBODY DISCO
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(86)
 


Mon March 14, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft is finally killing off the Zune, "to focus on software." In related news, apparently Microsoft was still making the Zune this year
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(133)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Kraft CFO cheeses it
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(12)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
French automaker Renault apologizes to three executives they fired for stealing company secrets. Officials now know the claims were false since no one would want to copy a French-built car
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(24)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
It's time to fill out your bracket...for the Worst Company in America 2011
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dirty old man Warren Buffett spends $9 billion on lube
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(4)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Corporate profit margins hit 18-year high. Oh, THAT recovery
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(267)
 
(Some Simpleton)
 
 
 
AP writer can't understand why no one builds a grocery store in a town with no money. Also baffled by the way Kleenex keep popping up out of the box
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(33)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Anonymous releases documents that they say proves that Bank of America is guilty of corruption and fraud
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Banker suspended after waving money at protestors and mouthing "get a job"
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The nuclear reactors aren't the only thing approaching a meltdown in Japan
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(34)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CNBC's Larry Kudlow: "[Japan's] human toll here looks to be much worse than the economic toll, and we can be grateful for that"
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(78)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts glue factory explodes. Employees sad, after years of being attached to it
source: bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Because capping wireless internet was such a great idea ATT will now starting capping DSL/high speed internet starting May 2nd
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(140)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sell, Morimoto, SELL SELL
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(23)
 

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