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Sun February 13, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida businesses reeling at the prospect of having to hire U.S. citizens
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man sues maker of Camel cigarettes for $10 billion, after developing cancer. Settles for $260,000, which should be enough to get him over the hump
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(41)
 


Sat February 12, 2011
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In a complete surprise, Playboy Mansion is under investigation after more than 80 guests at a party there became sick from .... Legionnaires' disease? Who would have guessed THAT?
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(47)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Marissa's moment of truth (Featured Partner)
 
 
(The Horse's Mouth)
 
 
 
2010: Silver up 83.8%. Coffee up 76.9%. Wheat up 46.7%. Oil? Up only 15.2%
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(36)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Despite better on-time performance, fewer lost bags and fewer bumped passengers, complaints about airlines are up 25% due to fees. Next week's news: Airlines introduce fee for lodging complaints
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(19)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Judge says that Walmart can legally be douches by firing guy with inoperable brain tumor for legally using medical marijuana
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(98)
 


Fri February 11, 2011
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Borders will be ending their story at Chapter 11 after all
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(75)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you know the way to the happiest work city in the U.S.? Probably not
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(61)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Now with more bacon!
 
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
NewEgg knows what geek girls want for valentines: jewelry and a pink netbook
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(92)
 
(NY1)
 
 
 
Let's see what is for sale on eBay today. ... hmmm ... men's shoes, portable hard drives, the Staten Island Ferry, pet supplies .... wait, wut?
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(12)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's one giant leap for Mannkind as they tell workers to pack their things and take small steps out the door
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(7)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nokia teams up with Microsoft to topple Apple and Google's dominance in the technology arena. Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GM and Chrysler giving bonuses to white collar managers, but yeah it's the unions that are the problem, right?
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(138)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney sued after child is scalded by hot cheese and chips. Parents expect a grate payday since this is Nacho ordinary lawsuit
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(33)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Vietnam shrinks its dong
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(19)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Kraft cheesed off after poor quarterly earnings. Did you know Kraft is TFARK spelled backwards?
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon leaving Texas due to oppressive tax demands
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(106)
 


Thu February 10, 2011
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Nissan asked "What if we made a different electric car that didn't, you know, suck?" And the Esflow was born
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(106)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Best Buy considers ditching arbitrary discounts, confusing rebate structures and gimmicky sales in favor of a radical new concept called "Lower Prices"
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(91)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bank of America Plaza, Atlanta's tallest building, faces imminent default and eventual foreclosure
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise on [shakes Magic 8-Ball] false rumor of Saudi King's death
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(11)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
And the first 4G company falls: Clear to shutter retail operations, provide network management and wholesale-only services
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(52)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
What the hell was wrong with people back in the 70s? Were they on drugs??
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(89)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Weekly jobless claims unexpectedly drop due to somebody turning the chart upside down
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(16)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Like a bad neighbor that hates elderly people, State Farm is there
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(17)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Facebook and Google want to get in bed with Twitter. @BusinessTab: can you believe how stupid these dumb fu
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(4)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Next time on Mythbusters: Adam and Jamie test the myth that globalization means they might be the only special effects wizards left in California soon
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AT&T upgrades its free in-network dropped calls plan to free dropped calls on any network. Swee
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(7)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Virgin heads to Chicago to gain some experience
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(4)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Netflix ousts Apple atop Customer Loyalty rankings
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
RT@DrewCurtis:Fake Twitter accounts get real laughs. #Duke_rocks
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(6)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Whole Foods shares soar on the news that there are still plenty of hipster douchebags out there that insist on buying free-range, cruelty-free tofu
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(77)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Derivatives Lobbiest forges letters to the CFTC. Gets caught when forging letter from a Burger King in Arkansas. Should have known the only derivative from BK is in a clogged up toilet
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(25)
 
(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Hoover recalls tens of thousands of silver and black vacuums because, unlike the Raiders, they don't suck
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(6)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New Jersey downgraded to 'Long Island' by S&P. If you get that joke you probably drove an IROC and had a mullet in the 1980's
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(16)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Judge orders BP to pay Alaskan family about $5 million in damages for trespassing. However, that's a crude estimate, exact numbers will be refined
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(14)
 


Wed February 09, 2011
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's Math Lesson: Company X buys company Y for $315 million. Company X's stock drops $315 million in value. Solve for Y
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(38)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
RealNetworks cuts 130 jobs. Hopefully these employees have some sort of buffer to rely on while waiting for more job opportunities to come
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(31)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Deutsche Borse stockholders would hold about 59% to 60% in takeover - merger, sorry, merger - with NYSE
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(14)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This story is its own Fark trifecta: Goldman Sachs, Playboy, and hot Asian. Somehow, it still disappoints
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(16)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Boeing says it will deliver its Dreamliner right around when Duke Nukem Forever is released
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(29)
 
(ktvb.com)
 
 
 
Idaho PUC limits solar and wind power projects down from 10 megawatts to 100 kilowatts
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(39)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Timothy Geitner says the U.S. economy is getting stronger. For rich people, anyway
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(14)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Ford outlines its social media strategy, which will probably fall apart and need extensive repairs after two years
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(26)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lop 20% off the expected January job loss number, and volia, decrease in the unemployment rate
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(14)
 
(C-SPAN)
 
Video
 
Ben Bernanke squares off with the Tea Party Congressmen in a battle of wits where only one side is armed
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(73)
 
(Springfield Republican)
 
 
 
Banks disguise legally required notices as junk mail so they can foreclose without having to pretend to negotiate a compromise
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For two years, teenager helps support his family by delivering newspapers at 6:45AM, before school. City council tells him to stop, since working before 7AM is illegal
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(23)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
London Stock Exchange will own 55% of new group in takeover - merger, sorry, merger - with Toronto Stock Exchange
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(9)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
After some goofy years and with just a little mouse to mouse resuscitation, Disney profits soar 54%
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(9)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Nokia, the mobile handset maker, is like a man standing on a burning oil platform who jumps into icy waters to escape the flames. Not the words of its competitors but its own CEO. Is this the beginning of the end for Nokia?
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best job search marketing campaign you'll see all day
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(41)
 


Tue February 08, 2011
(Wired)
 
 
 
Verizon: You know how we said using an iPhone on our network would include unlimited data? Yeah, about that
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(101)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Thanks to outdated census maps, and those charming scamps at Goldman-Sachs, billions in federal subsidies meant to encourage development in poor and depressed areas is being snapped up by developers of luxury hotels and resorts
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific
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(176)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
J.P. Morgan will accept gold as collateral. This is not a repeat from 1906
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
No cows, smuggled or otherwise, ever fell from a plane into a Japanese fishing rig. The New York Times regrets the error. (Page bottom)
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(8)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Ford unveils new vision to make its Lincoln dealerships more attractive, including entry towers, leather chairs, swank cafes, and personal concierges whose only job is to get the customer around the lot
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(30)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The L.A. Times asks: Is 1005% interest on a loan out of control? Ask the usury industry
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(49)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
No one likes double dipping: housing market drops for the second time in 2011
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(30)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
NASA report shows "no significant electrical defects in Toyota vehicles." But it didn't take a rocket scientist to tell you that
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(21)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida governor's plan for recovery: LESS SCHOOLS AND EDUCATION, MORE UNRESTRICTED BIG BUSINESS
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently Chipotle WAS authentic Mexican food
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sad: Bank offers credit cards with 59.9% and 79.9 APR. More sad: 700,000 people sign up. FARK: All perfectly legal
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(186)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why picky companies are slow to hire
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Seven religious companies that aren't Chick-fil-A
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(43)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Smucker's coffee price hike has many people replacing the Sm in their name with an F
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(9)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Contrary to AT&T's assertion that the Verizon iPhone is "a failure", Verizon has pre-sold 500000 iPhones -- almost double the number of iPhones sold at AT&T's launch. Yep, that's quite a failure
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(33)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Best Buy, Blockbuster are successfully using the 28 day Netflix delay as a marketing tool
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(28)
 
(walton sun)
 
 
 
Florida bank decides not to float a bridge loan due to serious truss issues
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(3)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The world isn't ending, but you can profit from the apocalypse
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
McDonald's reports 5.3% sales increase; growth comes from all regions. Presumably belly, thighs, upper arms, chins
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eight alternatives to college. Creating a website with a large-sacked squirrel will get you on your way to at least half
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Perhaps most controversial of all is Timothy Hutton, tucking into a plate of discounted fish curry"
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wienerschnitzel commemorates 50th anniversary by bringing back the 'Der,' retrieves it from Fark politics tab
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unable to stop or avoid it, Toyota experiences major slide in profits
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(13)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
T-Mobile will offer ALL the phones for free this weekend. Of course, there is a downside: you have to use T-Mobile
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(55)
 


Mon February 07, 2011
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Stocks rise on news of WOOOOOO PACKERS
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The U.S. labor market has devolved into two groups: The employed and those on a two-year taxpayer-funded vaction watching soap operas
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(72)
 
(Edmunds)
 
 
 
GM aims to change Volt from "seriously overpriced piece of junk" to "somewhat overpriced piece of junk"
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(132)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
U.S. Chamber of Commerce once again putting the interest of money before people opposes Iran sanctions
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(29)
 
(NY CBS)
 
 
 
Port Authority of New York and New Jersey hope developers don't Try Waiting Awhile with recommendations on how to convert the old TWA building into a boutique hotel
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(13)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Foreclosure King thats my name, that name again is Foreclosure King
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chrysler CEO apologizes for calling the interest rate on the bailout loans "shyster rates," hopes the two large men sent by the government to collect the vig won't break his arms now
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Layoffs are becoming rarer on news that companies would actually have to hire people to be able to fire them
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(18)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
January truck sales skyrocket as Americans realize that $3/gallon of sweet, sweet gasoline is still a bargain
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(72)
 
(wtsp)
 
 
 
Contractor uses $10 worth of cement, works for one hour, charges elderly woman $107,000. Well ... he did work for an hour
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(73)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
AOL buys Huffington Post for $315 million. In other news, AOL still had $315 million
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(82)
 

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