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Sun October 10, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Six habits that will make you go broke. Crack and hookers still okay
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Jobless after 50? You may be out of luck
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(222)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Bugatti finally introduces a "super sport" model for everyone who felt the Veyron was a "sissy cupcake of a car"
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a room filled with special needs puppies
 
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Three reasons debit cards are better than credit cards. Missing from the list: you don't need a credit check to get a debit card
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(133)
 


Sat October 09, 2010
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Bank of America's five greatest foreclosure fark-ups. Yes, somehow, they were able to narrow this list down to only five fark-ups
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
There is no recession in the craft beer industry
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man peels $1 million USD Monopoly Game sticker at McDonalds - is denied his prize due to supposed "typo" on the website
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Step 1) Union advocates Obamacare. Step 2) Union obtains waiver to exempt them from Obamacare. Step 3) Profit unfairly
source: biggovernment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nigerian banker with $1.2bn needs help to get it out of the country. Fark: She really has $1.2bn
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart now offering up to a 6% match in its employee 401k. Of course some union has a problem with this
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Abbott to withdraw Meridia from U.S. market, much to Costello's chagrin
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(7)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal may have been clueless about the subprime mortgage lending bubble, but it's convinced that the bacon bubble is about to pop and possibly sizzle. Subby wonders at lack of "Bacon" tag
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(10)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The IRS is about to push through sweeping regulatory change that will put thousands of tax preparers out of business for no reason other than their corporate friends asked them to
source: dailycaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 


Fri October 08, 2010
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Karma's a .. difficult and confusing loan process coming back to bite banks in the assets
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Over a dozen CVS employees arrested after deciding to let anyone and everyone just walk out with whatever they want without paying. Six months and $117,000 later, someone at corporate notices
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"During a 2004 interview with Jane magazine, he repeatedly masturbated in front of the writer. (He claimed he was masturbating off the record.)"
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(33)
 
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Scottish pub inspectors find that most pubs don't actually give you a pint when you buy a pint. Most of them actually give you extra
source: thecourier.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
You know that smirking, self-satisfied, eminently punchable-in-the-throat jaghole who asks another guy "How is it you're still single?" in that TV ad for some crappy light beer? Yeah, these are soooo not that
source: life.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CEO puts his company and his workers before himself: "All that the investors care about is that I have at least five years left so they can get their return, and I can guarantee you I am not dying in five years"
source: tech.fortune.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Paul Volcker warns of long-term high unemployment because we're not actually fixing anything in the economy. President Reagan should really listen to this dude
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(20)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon says the map to puberty swiped Dora the Explorer's job. Oh man
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pepsi to debut the all new Sierra Mist Natural, which uses real sugar instead of HFCS. Because nothing says "Natural" like sugar, Potassium Citrate, Acesulfame Potassium, and Natural Flavors
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Michigan company recall alfalfa. Buckwheat and Farina still otay
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 


Thu October 07, 2010
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
For the first time in 65 million years, two dinosaurs will mate
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Gap unveils new cheaply made logo, will still overcharge you in their stores however
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
More and more companies are starting to put to work the piles of cash they've been hoarding. Hiring new workers? Nope, buying back their own stock
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(213)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post dramatically overpaid for Newsweek: The usual amount, Mortimer?
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GE buys Dresser for $3 billion. At that price, it better come with a matching vanity
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's a bittersweet day in Hershey, PA where the good ol' chocolate factory's laying off their help
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Verizon expected to get the iPhone in early 2011. This is a repeat from almost every damn month for the last 3 years
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Present: Malls instituting policies and rules to get rid of teenagers, Future: ...and they would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for them needing those meddling kids to buy their crap
source: articles.moneycentral.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 


Wed October 06, 2010
(UPI)
 
 
 
Downside of work flexibility: More work
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Oracle to Google: "Hey punk, knock it off." Google to Oracle: "You talkin to me? ARE YOU TALKIN TO ME?"
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Government Motors to build a new auto assembly plant for a new subcompact car. If only there were existing auto assembly plants in America that could be reopened for such a task
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The bad news: Private sector sheds 39,000 jobs in September. The good news:
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(289)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
AT&T basically tells everyone (including the FCC) to take their Net Neutrality and shove it where the sun don't shine
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(206)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft may issue tablets by Christmas. No word yet on whether they'll contain potassium cyanide or saxitoxin
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(55)
 


Tue October 05, 2010
(ABC)
 
 
 
Singapore airlines to allow cell phone calls soon because nothing spells a relaxing flight like southeast Asian languages being screamed into dozens of cell phones simultaneously
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(43)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
♫ I always feel like ♫ Comcast is watching meeeeeeeeee ♫ And I have no privacy ♫ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♫
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Frito-Lay *crinkle* ditches *crack* eco-friendly bags because *crinkle* they are too *crack* noisy
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer says that gold is not a bubble, and he's always right
source: articles.moneycentral.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ex-trader sentence sentenced to five years for massive fraud, also told euro us €4.9 billion
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Pickup truck. News: Plug-in hybrid pickup truck. Fark: From Mercedes. Fail: Bride-of-Aztek design
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(64)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Unabomber victim patent trolls Apple for $625 million. Apple claims the case is a dud
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"As a result, from 1993 to 2000, the share of subprime mortgages going to households in minority neighborhoods rose from 2 to 18 percent"
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(70)
 


Mon October 04, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Twitter CEO to make it rain money. OK CASH IS COMING OUT
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"Would you agree to take a job where they said they can fire you tomorrow with no notice?" Welcome to the real world, union boss
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(101)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
SELL
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Eric Schmidt is getting annoyed with you puny humans and your pathetic claims to free will and original thinking
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some PC)
 
 
 
66% of Windows users still use XP. Tag is for Microsoft
source: conceivablytech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(226)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's time for the Fed to stop screwing savers and bailing out banks and borrowers with 0% rates
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Problem: The CARD Act prohibits marketing credit cards to college students. Solution: Send students a debit card linked to their student loan account
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looks like it's gonna be a...um, "traditional"...October in the stock market
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 

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