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Sun September 12, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Consumers will pay more for goods they can touch, which would explain MC Hammer's current financial hardship
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(42)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
2006: Couple prequalifies for $625k home loan but can't afford a house. 2010: Couple can afford a house but can only prequalify for $280k loan
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(137)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
GoDaddy.com goes on the auction block. Successful buyer will be repeatedly upsold for additional web hosting, email hosting, privacy protection, more web hosting
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(36)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
DEVOUTLY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS: Oklahoma Woman Takes DMV Photo Wearing Religious Headwear - A Spaghetti Strainer. Wait- Did He Boil For Our Sins?
 
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Log Cabin All Natural Syrup is made from "natural" ingredients, it is not 100% maple syrup - it's not made in a log cabin either
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(69)
 


Sat September 11, 2010
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chinese capitalists are experiencing the joys of inflation whilst America is mired in the hell that is deflation. We're doing it wrong
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(46)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Right as the Summer of Recovery™ ends, Genzyme fires 25% of their workers. "Hope you had a nice summer, see you next fall"
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary says global warming isn't real, and reminds you that blankets on all flights are $5
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(15)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
EPA: I'm in your state, regulating your carb0n emissi0ns. Wyoming Governor: Oh snap, ever read the 10th Amendment?
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(199)
 


Fri September 10, 2010
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
AT&T sends out an email saying it's going to spend $18 million in order to ensure people stop making fun of them for their shiatty cell phone reception
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(23)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Your Friday dose of schadenfreude: Laid-off lawyer previously making $160k a year now making ends meet cleaning one bedroom apartments for $70 a piece. (With pic showing that at least she's not starving to death)
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(82)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Gas company market cap takes a dive as savvy investors deduce that blowing up and burning down a big chunk of a neighborhood will probably get them sued
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(6)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The coolest asianimation you'll see today of the NYT vs WSJ wars, featuring Rupert Murdoch as a shark
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(24)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Consumerist article about Ikea letting 100 cats loose inside store. Outraged follow-up article when IKEA managers ask cats to see their receipts when they leave coming soon
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(120)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Adobe exec who missed the smartphone boat and left the day before Apple unveiled the iPhone gets a second chance, as Nokia's new CEO. Let us know how that works for you
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(21)
 


Thu September 09, 2010
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pop Tart emporium in Times Square doesn't open until after breakfast
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(36)
 
(MacDailyNews)
 
 
 
Michael Dell, 10/6/97: "I'd shut [Apple] down and give the money back to the shareholders." Michael Dell, today: "My lousy company is worth only one-tenth of what Apple is"
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(97)
 
(All Cars Electric)
 
 
 
In new "eco friendly" commercial, a sad polar bear gently hugs a Nissan Leaf owner instead of viciously eviscerating his innards
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
451,000 Americans became jobless last week. But that's supposed to be good news as it was predicted to have been 476,000 people. Thank goodness
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(35)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
MPAA: "F*ck it, let's just start hacking people"
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(75)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
GM makes 30 billion dollars appear out of thin air
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Millionaires are living mostly as the middling middle-class
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(134)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US worldwide competitiveness has dropped, again. Hopefully we'll still get a trophy, though
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(161)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Verizon reveals the customer service industry's biggest secret: the customer is almost always wrong. You fool, now they know
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(74)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Instead of looking at layoffs, the price of oil, or home sales, economists should study the number of visitors at the National Parks for a true understanding of how the economy is doing
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Health insurer Pacificare faces $9.9 billion fine for cheating doctors and policyholders. But remember that socialism bad, privatization good
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(85)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
John Klug, one of America's richest men, has died. Dibs
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(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks shortens menu by removing 'tall." Now instead of kind of expensive, really expensive and horribly expensive your only options are really expensive and horribly expensive
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(64)
 


Wed September 08, 2010
(ktka.com)
 
 
 
Watermelon stand runs on honor system, naivete
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(23)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
US to Germany: "You remember that money we gave you 80 years ago? We'd like that back now"
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(32)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US Treasury Department to auction stock warrants to bring in $871 million and bring the government close to recovering 'every single dime' of taxpayer TARP money. Why yes, that is change you can believe in
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(24)
 
(Some Movie Voiceover Guy)
 
 
 
IN A WORLD where pre-movie commercials run too long, ONE WOMAN will decide that it's TIME to take ACTION. "Last Action Lawsuit" - this time, IT'S PERSONAL
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(161)
 
(Sex, Bombs & Burgers)
 
 
 
Wendy's musical training video is almost as funky as their chili
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(31)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox News, is violating sanctions against North Korea
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(38)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hedge fund billionaire John Paulson proves he was just a one-trick pony by losing 11% of his clients' money
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(18)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Businesses show signs of expansion, hiring. Republicans last seen crying in the fetal position mumbling, "Please God don't let us recover. Not when victory is at hand"
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(56)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
Car pricing guide 'Kelly Blue Book' is for sale. Excellent condition. Asking $1B OBO
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Overpaid factory workers upset that their factory making outdated technology is closing down, blame China. Workers making horse carriages and slide rulers nod in agreement
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(167)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Amazon suggests manufacturers start making packaging easier to open, because apparently people get angry when this DAMNED CLAMSHELL COULDN'T BE CUT WITH A FARKING LIGHTSABER
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(63)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
California seeks someone to pay its debts
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(23)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Advertising watchdog sues company for misleading Australians into believing that deer can break the sound barrier
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(15)
 


Tue September 07, 2010
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Students are finding ways around credit card age restrictions from the newly enacted laws. Is anyone actually surprised by this?
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(45)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Do not taunt the Gap manager with a coupon
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(48)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Can you blame a generation, whose financial coming-of-age was bookended by the dotcom bubble and the subprime-mortgage meltdown, for not wanting to play in the stock market?
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(127)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans getting increasingly tired of effete foodies telling them they should pay $8 for a dozen eggs and $4 for a peach because it's really good and sustainable, when all they really want is a bag of chips
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(122)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Another Fark ready headline: Kohl's offers Wang items for breast cancer charities
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(8)
 


Mon September 06, 2010
(CNN)
 
 
 
If the CEO of Ryanair has his way, God really will be your co-pilot
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(102)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama to offer $100 billion tax credit to businesses for doing what businesses should do anyway
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(322)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Operator of traditional "escort referral business" cheers end of Craigslist adult services ads
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(35)
 
(This is Lincoln shireweed)
 
 
 
Next time your mom asks when you're moving out of the basement, she'll mention the 17-year-old who's just started his own charter airline
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(15)
 
(Express Buzz)
 
 
 
Thank you for choosing Air Asia. Passengers on the left side of the plane can now see our lovely gate agent being crushed to death
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If businesses ever start hiring again (and that's a big if), the jobs created will be either professional and high-paying or low-skill and low-paying. Middle class? What's that?
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GM finds some tool to sell you their car
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(33)
 

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