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Sun September 05, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN)
 
 
 
80 percent of Americans say that the economy is in poor shape. The other 20 percent are drunk
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(194)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some people keep pictures or flowers on their desks at work. Then there are these people
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(32)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If the economy gets worse, unemployment stays high. If the economy stagnates, unemployment stays high. If the economy comes roaring back, unemployment stays high. There's a pattern here
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(79)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Like a genteel, heartwarming Thankgiving dinner. With the Manson family
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If treadmills, circuits, hand weights, and mirrors are a little too much for you, then have I got a gym for you
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(20)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Aw chute. JetBlue has shown Steven Slater the non emergency exit
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(92)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An "out of synch" housing market, in which sellers believe a fair price for their home is "a millionty plus one" and buyers believe is free," may be be part of our problem
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(325)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The new math: In the wacky world of credit scores 761 = 850
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(78)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. Savings Bonds aren't going to be worth the paper they're printed on - because they won't be available on paper anymore
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(15)
 


Sat September 04, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama says his economic policies halted "bleeding," all but assuring adviser Tim Geithner will win the Nobel Tampon for economics
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(194)
 
(Need to Know)
 
 
 
Tarp: $700 billion. Fark: 12.8 Trillion. Did I say Fark? I meant to say Holy Fark
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(198)
 


Fri September 03, 2010
(UPI)
 
 
 
Crude oil tops $75 per barrel on news that Lindsay Lohan is a terrible person
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(12)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This one may hurt your head: Economist Nouriel Roubini says the US economy is going into a "Growth Recession". Goddammitsomuch
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(31)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
An 11 year old has a better grasp on economic incentives than most economists: "I was just feeding my brother buckets and buckets of water"
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(41)
 
(Some Soul Harvester)
 
 
 
Kia recalls 56,000 Souls. Let the Reaping begin
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(27)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
CEO of United Health Group made over $100 Million dollars last year, but Obamacare is going to destroy the Health Care Industry
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(98)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Private employment increases more than expected for August
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(47)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Slow news day at The Consumerist: "Has Your Subway Been Tessellating Your Cheese?"
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(100)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
BP tells Congress that if it doesn't get new offshore permits, it may not be able to cover restoration costs from spill
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(156)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Student Loans 101: Getting into debt and staying there is crucial to the success of the Republic. An indebted population is easier to control; needing to pay off crushing debt, graduates more willingly become cubicle drones
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(192)
 


Thu September 02, 2010
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Drake University's new "D+" logo shows you may not want to base an advertising campaign on the polling of high school students
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(31)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
New tougher, stronger, more competent SEC still has no idea what caused the "Flash Crash" in May. Invest with confidence
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(29)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Burger King sold for $4,000,000,000.59, including the super-sized fries and Coke
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(45)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
With Canadian housing bubble likely to burst any day now, major bank insists "It's a great time to buy a home...If ever there was a time to buy, it is now"
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(38)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
War! HUNH! Good god, y'all--What is it good for? Suing Pepsi for $10 million
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what the insides of a Qantas 747 engine looks like? Wonder no more (with video)
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(81)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Maker of Botox settles $600 million lawsuit for false advertising. Company officials so happy with the settlement, they can hardly keep a straight face
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ferrari recalls cars after fire red turns into charcoal black
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(36)
 


Wed September 01, 2010
(Politico)
 
 
 
BP has so far spent $94 billion dollars on cleaning the Gulf Coast....'s tainted image of BP with advertisements
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(130)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered why all smartphones are $199? It's not collusion. It's definitely not collusion
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(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Good news on the job front finally. Private employers cut 10 000 jobs in August....aww crap
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(48)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
By firing you, the CEO was able to afford a new ivory back scratcher
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(83)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Burger King contemplating sale, hoping to avoid the Burger Queen taking half of his net worth
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(28)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
No, I wouldn't buy that for one dollar. Never made a profit Washington Times goes back to Rev. Moon
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(12)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
For over a month, woman's Kindle account has been locked out and Amazon can't fix it. THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE IS HERE
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(78)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Federal Reserve doesn't feel that any of their monetary policies will force you to spend money you don't have on crap you don't need. The horror. The horror
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(15)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
AIG divides by zero and swallows themselves in their own force of suckitude. FYI, they will never pay us back what we gave them
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Europeans: "I have over four weeks of paid vacation I need to use before December." Americans: "Vacation? Sorry, I don't speak European"
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(423)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
We've seen the housing bubble burst, but the real question is, when will the college tuition superbubble burst? Chances are, never
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(261)
 
(The Mercury)
 
 
 
230 people with freshly soiled underwear fail to be impressed with Qantas' still-unbroken safety record
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Confident about the economy? Here, let me fix that for you
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(48)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Ten mistakes entrepreneurs make when starting a new business. Not having a farking clue what they're doing, conspicuously absent
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(38)
 


Tue August 31, 2010
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Summer of Recovery? Try Seven Years of Recovery, if one Wall Street analyst (with a stellar track record) is correct
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you've always wanted to know what third world hellhole your job was outsourced to, here's the list so you can move there
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Invisible monkey doesn't sell cars to invisible buyers
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tax credits prevented US home prices from falling as far as they should have. What could possibly .... oh crap, we're never getting out of this mess are we?
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Banks are doing more to help troubled homeowners than the government. Naturally, this has some people's knickers in a knot
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(61)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
War rages within Microsoft over what to call the next product to be rejected by the vast majority of consumers
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(59)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Proposed new fuel efficiency sticker will use a letter grading system. Predictably, the auto industry is outraged that a system "imbued with schoolyard memories" might make consumers think twice about buying their POS SUVs
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(127)
 


Mon August 30, 2010
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Cisco looks at bid for Skype. Sarah Connor checks calendar
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(21)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Risk-taking rises as oil rigs in Gulf drill deeper. And why not? What could possibly go wrong?
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(12)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You know how your car got to be so safe (Smart car owners excepted)? Dead bodies
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(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
San Francisco man sells jellyfish as household pets (his first mistake)
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(18)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
The Flintstones go uptown with a proposed $2 million lava rock car
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(47)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Credit card industry would like you to drop that Card Act covered credit card for these new, shiny, unregulated "professional cards"
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(98)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
People hate their jobs. It's not news, it's the Post-Gazette
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(43)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Legal massage parlor fails to be stung by undercover cops. Still not a happy ending
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(59)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Egg industry says it's your own stupid fault if you got salmonella poisoning from undercooking your eggs
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(235)
 

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