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Sun August 29, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Big cable companies now raising monthly service fees by eight percent every quarter, thanks to new strategy of de-emphasizing adding new customers, emphasizing soaking customers they already have
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toyota recalls the Matrix. Whoa. Déjà vu
source: 10news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
The economic recovery has stalled because bankruptcy judges aren't allowed to let people get out of paying their full mortgages
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Like a genteel, heartwarming Thankgiving dinner. With the Manson family
 
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
If you own stock in McAfee, hey good news
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(47)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Declining health care payments could cause job loss in health care sector. The good news is, once they lose their jobs workers will be eligible for free government health care
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(55)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Another man indicted for helping people live the American dream
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(7)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
VW wants you to know that you suck at driving. OH SNAP
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Meet the man that's going to ruin our fresh water supplies for decades to come. He's never seen "Gasland"
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Edgy ad campaign. News: Edgy ad campaign features two priests about to kiss and a pregnant nun. Fark: It's for ice cream. "Immaculately conceived"
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In 2010 only one new bank has opened in the United States. Fark: It's in a double-wide trailer
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 


Sat August 28, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Six signs that you've made it to the middle class, does not include living in the basement of the home your mother owns
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(111)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"It seems necessary to say that 'Cat Fancy' is for real. The title is so often invoked as a joke that its factual existence may surprise some humans who do not especially fancy cats"
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch is too powerful, says powerful media boss that monitors every British subject's home for TV radiation and sends armed tax collectors to get his taste or jail them like the vermin they are
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(54)
 


Fri August 27, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ford recalls 575,000 Windstar vans, this is not a repeat from 1995
source: krgv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Blockbuster set to declare bankruptcy next month, close 500-800 more locations in the next year. Where are we supposed to go to get ignored by surly, incompetent, teenage employees with no knowledge of film prior to "Fight Club" now?
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(393)
 
(LV Sun)
 
 
 
Bucks or butts? If there's a dancer on display, your Vegas payout's lower (with pic of a dancer on display)
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(83)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This is not the recovery you are looking for
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(TV By The Numbers)
 
 
 
TiVo, granddaddy of all DVR subscription services, about to go the way of BetaMax, VHS, and 8-tracks thanks to cable and satellite providers who give away set-top boxes
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(94)
 


Thu August 26, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dow closes below 10k. Get ready for the Autumn of Re-Recovery
source: 939mia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Look to the left, then to the right, then in 7 other directions. One of the 10 of you is in default on your mortgage
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(64)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Johnson and Johnson recalls hip implants after complaints of hip failure, accelerated Pelvic Thrusts
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(71)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Popeyes plays chicken with KFC
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Due to some math formula that even Einstein couldn't figure out, the stock market has a 25% chance of crashing today. Or it might go up
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like we're putting all our eggs into one recall list
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
As it turns out, recruiting employees based on how well they give a blow job is no way to build a stable business
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(NYCAviation)
 
 
 
Airline posts a photo of its crashed plane burned to a crisp on its homepage, doesn't realize this is generally not a good PR move
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(52)
 


Wed August 25, 2010
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
10 states with low unemployment. Clue: Highly educated residents with low probability of being married to their cousins
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(154)
 
(Investopedia)
 
 
 
In proof that we as a society deserve any financial crisis we bring upon ourselves, investors can now trade weather derivatives
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
BP explains the failures in the gulf oil spill. It was Halliburton's fault
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
National Grid tries to write off $1,433.00 Fark: for Rubik's Cubes?
source: bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
If you're working for Philadelphia's bureau of Licensing and Inspections, do you C) Do whatever the hell you want?
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(31)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to tell when your boss is lying. Well, ways besides "His lips are moving"
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(24)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bond king Bill Gross begs Geithner to loose the shackles of socialism, let the free market reign. Just kidding, he wants Uncle Sam to "eliminate private incentive" and "provide tighter regulation" in the mortgage industry
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The Hindenburg Omen is again indicating the stock market is about to blow
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(69)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
They're just battery-powered tubes that turn nicotine-laced liquid into a vapor mist that is inhaled. What doesn't sound safe about that?
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(122)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
China loves its 'white spirit' liquor
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(22)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Finally, something useful from The Consumerist: A helpful, handy guide that shows you how to tip properly
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(532)
 


Tue August 24, 2010
(BBC)
 
 
 
Blackwater fined $42 million for breaking export laws, but it's okay: we'll give them more contracts in the future to help them pay for it
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As far inside Trader Joe's as you're likely to get without some rope, a flashlight, a mask, and a good set of lockpicks
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(97)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
In what is guaranteed not to be a black and white case, Ansel Adams Publishing Trust to sue over disputed negatives
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(15)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mystery surrounds Metalor, the Massachusetts refinery known for being one of the few places making 24-carat gold bars and rumored entrance to underground lair of the Inhumanoids
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(18)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not news: you could get food poisoning by eating a deli sandwich from Walmart. Scary news: Walmart deli sandwiches have a shelf life of THREE WEEKS
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The "zombie" apocalypse may be coming after your 401(k) plan instead of you, but it's still damn scary
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(51)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Existing home sales have largest monthly decline ever and fall to lowest level since 1995
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(126)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Exciting news: Holiday Inn will now pay your airline baggage fees. Of course, you've then got to stay at a Holiday Inn, so there's that to consider
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(23)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sue Jedi Mind company, Lucas will
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(80)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British firm strikes oil in Arctic. In related news, Greenland considering possible name change
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(12)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sex toys prove recession-proof, inflation-friendly
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(37)
 
(Some Clunker)
 
 
 
Cash for Clunkers a) saved the auto industry b) saved Americans thousands on new, energy efficient cars c) destroyed millions of usable used cars, driving up the cost of buying one
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(451)
 


Mon August 23, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Filipino call-center workers live it up with endless amounts of booze, junk food, and premarital sex. "Vodka cruisers and beer fly by the bucketful... Even the hors d'oeuvres are edgy"
source: business.asiaone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
Sanderson Farms believes that global warming is destroying their profit model
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(21)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bad: Many economists believe that it will take 20 years to recoup the $6 trillion of housing wealth that has been lost since 2005. Farked: After adjusting for inflation, values will never catch up
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(195)
 

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